Yu-gi-oh Randomness Chapter 2
Disclaimer Guy: *eyes Chase holding her frying pan threateningly at him* Sunchaser doesn't own Yu-gi-oh, and never will, so don't sue her. She only owns the ideas and Aeris Magnus, who is NOT from Final Fantasy 7!
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Chase: Hiya!
Magnus: You're loud, you know that?
Chase: Yup! =^_^=
Ezcooler: *kicks down the door* Yo.
Magnus: O_O The door!
Chase: What?
Magnus: That was my favorite door! O_O
Ezcooler: You have a lot of time on your hands, don't you Magnus?
Magnus: *is beside the door, petting it* It's ok Bert, it's ok.
Chase&Ezcooler: Bert?!
Magnus: Yeah, that's his name. He told me so.
Ezcooler: Have you already scared off all the therapists Magnus?
Magnus: *is ignoring her* It's ok Bert, we'll get you fixed up as good as new. Just a wait a little longer.
Ezcooler: *sweatdrop* You're a little off today Magnus. Are you ok?
Chase: A little?! He fell off the bed this morning, I think that's why he's weird today.
Ezcooler: *nods her head* I see.
Chase: *glances over at Magnus who is still worrying over "Bert"* Yeah, so let's get everyone up. *flings open another door and it slams into the wall*
Magnus: O_O Mary!
Chase: Oops.
Magnus: No!
Chase: *glances sideways at Magnus* Hey, Ezcooler?
Ezcooler: Yeah?
Chase: Fix these doors, will you?
Ezcooler: Ok.
Magnus: Hey! They have feelings too, you know!
Chase:.Yeah.
Ezcooler: I'm only doing this so you won't annoy us for the rest of the day. *commences to put "Bert" back on his hinges and pry "Mary" out of the wall*
Chase: Hey, you guys! Wake up!
Yugi: *rubs his eyes sleepily* What time is it?
Chase: *checks her watch* 12:34 in the afternoon
Yugi: O_O Whoa! Ok, I'll get these guys up.
Chase: Thanks. *walks back into the living room* So, Ezcooler, how is coming along?
Ezcooler: "Bert" is back on his hinges, but "Mary" is still lodged in the wall. *strains as she leans on a crowbar, trying to get "Mary" out of the wall*
*Malik, Marik, and Bakura walk out into the living room. Bakura takes a seat and the other two file onto a couch*
Bakura: Hey, what the hell were you guys doing this morning? I heard doors slamming.
Chase: *says nothing but glances over at Magnus. The others follow her gaze to look at Magnus*
Magnus: *is opening and closing "Bert"* See? It's alright, you're all better now.
Bakura, Malik&Marik: O_O;
Malik: Uh.Bert?
Marik: What's with that?
Bakura: What the fuck is wrong with Magnus?!
Chase: He, uh, fell out of bed this morning and hit his head, and, uh, this resulted. *looks over to Ezcooler* How is Mary coming along?
Ezcooler: How come I'm stuck with fixing the doors?! I only broke one and it's fixed!
Chase: Because, I'm being hostess.
Ezcooler: Hey! I'm a hostess too, man!
Chase: Arrgghhh! Fine! *throws her weight on the crowbar along with Ezcooler, and Mary get unstuck and slams closed with a thunderous bang*
Magnus: O_O! Mary! *bounds over to "Mary" and inspects her* NO!
Chase: What?!
Ezcooler: I fixed her! You should be thanking us!
Magnus: She.she's.SHE'S CHIPPED! O_O *starts to cry*
Chase: O-oi, Magnus. *is worrying over him, trying to get him to stop crying* It's ok! We'll get her fixed!
Ezcooler: -_-
Bakura: -_- What the heck?
Malik: Magnus, you're really scaring me.
Marik: It's just a piece of wood.
Magnus: *starts to cry harder*
Chase: *stomps over to Marik and bashes him over the head* Oi! You don't need to upset him more!
Marik: Itai!
* "Mary's" handle jingles a little*
Yugi: *from behind the door* Oi! Who locked the door?
Chase: No one.locked the door.
Yugi: What do you mean? It has to be, it won't open.
Chase: What?
Yami: Here aibou, let me try. *the handle jingles a little harder this time* He's right, it won't open!
Chase: Ack! That can't be right! *grabs the door handle and turns, pulling back with all her might. It doesn't budge* I-it's jammed!
Ezcooler: Crap!
Yugi: No! We're stuck in here forever!
Bakura: Stupid, no you're not. We just have to force the door open, that's all.
Yami: Hey! Don't call him stupid, baka tomb robber!
Bakura: Don't make me come over there!
Yami: What, are you gonna walk through the door?!
Bakura: *rolls up his sleeves* Fuck you!
Chase: Hey! No fighting! WE need to get this door open, not fight! You can do that later!
Bakura:.Fine.
Malik&Marik: *try to sneak away unnoticed*
Ezcooler: *looks over at the two and they stop dead in their tracks* Where are YOU guys going?
Malik: Uh, well, you see---
Marik: No where, we aren't going anywhere.
Ezcooler: Oh really? Then why were you heading over to "Bert"!?
Chase: *drags them back over and ties them to two chairs back to back*
Malik: This isn't right.
Bakura: So how do you suppose we get this thing open?
Yugi: Hurry up! I have to go to the bathroom!
Yami: O_O *starts to bang furiously on the door* Go, go! Hurry up! He REALLY has to go! You don't know him like I do! When he says he has to go, he HAS to go!
Chase, Ezcooler, Bakura, Malik, Marik: O_O
Magnus: Hey! Stop banging on Mary!
Ezcooler: Magnus, go away, that doesn't sound right.
Yami: *quits banging on "Mary"* Whoa! She's all yours Magnus!
Magnus: Oh be quiet, you know what I mean!
Chase: *starts to push Magnus away with her foot* Go play with "Bert" or something!
Ezcooler: Even that doesn't sound right!
Chase: Oh shut up!
Ezcooler: I'm sorry, but, you know.
Chase: Right now, we just have to concentrate on getting "Mary" open!
Yugi: I REALLY gotta go! Don't you people understand!?
Yami: HURRY UP!
Chase: *frantically looks around for something to use to get "Mary" open and spies the Millennium Rod* .Hmm. *snatches it from Malik* I just need to borrow this!
Malik: What, No! Give it back!
Marik: Thief!
Bakura: Oh shut up, you babies!
Chase: *inserts the Millennium Rod between the door frame and "Mary"* Ok everyone, push on three! *everyone grabs hold of the Millennium Rod* One.two.three! *the handle and a good chunk of the wood around it go flying across the room*
Magnus: O_O.MARY!
Yugi: *is but a streak as he dashes to the bathroom and slams the door*
Magnus: O_O William! *faints*
Chase: I guess today was too much of a shock for him.
Yami: *leans on "Mary's" door frame with his hand over his heart* I thought I was going to die.
Bakura: *just looks at Yami and begins to snicker*
Yami: *glares and mumbles something about baka tomb robbers*
Bakura: *glares back*
Chase: *sigh* We better be going.
Ezcooler: *sigh* Must have been a tough day for Magnus.
Chase: Yeah I know...well, ja ne!
Ezcooler: Bye byes!
Malik: Hey, what about us?
Marik: You could at least untie us! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chase: I finally updated! Sorry about the wait, we were really busy last weekend.
Ezcooler: We were? I can't remember that far back.
Chase: Well, we must've been if we didn't update.So, we put Malik and Marik in it. I really don't know their personalities, so if they're OOC, I'm sorry!
Ezcooler: We tried! So review and tell us what you think. Any ideas for more randomness e-mail us, just put something like Yu-gi-oh Randomness in the subject of the e-mail, or it might get deleted. We'll give you credit if we use your idea.
Chase: No flaming will be accepted, and will be used to fuel the fire that I'll use to light arrows on fire and launch at you. Ja ne!
Disclaimer Guy: *eyes Chase holding her frying pan threateningly at him* Sunchaser doesn't own Yu-gi-oh, and never will, so don't sue her. She only owns the ideas and Aeris Magnus, who is NOT from Final Fantasy 7!
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Chase: Hiya!
Magnus: You're loud, you know that?
Chase: Yup! =^_^=
Ezcooler: *kicks down the door* Yo.
Magnus: O_O The door!
Chase: What?
Magnus: That was my favorite door! O_O
Ezcooler: You have a lot of time on your hands, don't you Magnus?
Magnus: *is beside the door, petting it* It's ok Bert, it's ok.
Chase&Ezcooler: Bert?!
Magnus: Yeah, that's his name. He told me so.
Ezcooler: Have you already scared off all the therapists Magnus?
Magnus: *is ignoring her* It's ok Bert, we'll get you fixed up as good as new. Just a wait a little longer.
Ezcooler: *sweatdrop* You're a little off today Magnus. Are you ok?
Chase: A little?! He fell off the bed this morning, I think that's why he's weird today.
Ezcooler: *nods her head* I see.
Chase: *glances over at Magnus who is still worrying over "Bert"* Yeah, so let's get everyone up. *flings open another door and it slams into the wall*
Magnus: O_O Mary!
Chase: Oops.
Magnus: No!
Chase: *glances sideways at Magnus* Hey, Ezcooler?
Ezcooler: Yeah?
Chase: Fix these doors, will you?
Ezcooler: Ok.
Magnus: Hey! They have feelings too, you know!
Chase:.Yeah.
Ezcooler: I'm only doing this so you won't annoy us for the rest of the day. *commences to put "Bert" back on his hinges and pry "Mary" out of the wall*
Chase: Hey, you guys! Wake up!
Yugi: *rubs his eyes sleepily* What time is it?
Chase: *checks her watch* 12:34 in the afternoon
Yugi: O_O Whoa! Ok, I'll get these guys up.
Chase: Thanks. *walks back into the living room* So, Ezcooler, how is coming along?
Ezcooler: "Bert" is back on his hinges, but "Mary" is still lodged in the wall. *strains as she leans on a crowbar, trying to get "Mary" out of the wall*
*Malik, Marik, and Bakura walk out into the living room. Bakura takes a seat and the other two file onto a couch*
Bakura: Hey, what the hell were you guys doing this morning? I heard doors slamming.
Chase: *says nothing but glances over at Magnus. The others follow her gaze to look at Magnus*
Magnus: *is opening and closing "Bert"* See? It's alright, you're all better now.
Bakura, Malik&Marik: O_O;
Malik: Uh.Bert?
Marik: What's with that?
Bakura: What the fuck is wrong with Magnus?!
Chase: He, uh, fell out of bed this morning and hit his head, and, uh, this resulted. *looks over to Ezcooler* How is Mary coming along?
Ezcooler: How come I'm stuck with fixing the doors?! I only broke one and it's fixed!
Chase: Because, I'm being hostess.
Ezcooler: Hey! I'm a hostess too, man!
Chase: Arrgghhh! Fine! *throws her weight on the crowbar along with Ezcooler, and Mary get unstuck and slams closed with a thunderous bang*
Magnus: O_O! Mary! *bounds over to "Mary" and inspects her* NO!
Chase: What?!
Ezcooler: I fixed her! You should be thanking us!
Magnus: She.she's.SHE'S CHIPPED! O_O *starts to cry*
Chase: O-oi, Magnus. *is worrying over him, trying to get him to stop crying* It's ok! We'll get her fixed!
Ezcooler: -_-
Bakura: -_- What the heck?
Malik: Magnus, you're really scaring me.
Marik: It's just a piece of wood.
Magnus: *starts to cry harder*
Chase: *stomps over to Marik and bashes him over the head* Oi! You don't need to upset him more!
Marik: Itai!
* "Mary's" handle jingles a little*
Yugi: *from behind the door* Oi! Who locked the door?
Chase: No one.locked the door.
Yugi: What do you mean? It has to be, it won't open.
Chase: What?
Yami: Here aibou, let me try. *the handle jingles a little harder this time* He's right, it won't open!
Chase: Ack! That can't be right! *grabs the door handle and turns, pulling back with all her might. It doesn't budge* I-it's jammed!
Ezcooler: Crap!
Yugi: No! We're stuck in here forever!
Bakura: Stupid, no you're not. We just have to force the door open, that's all.
Yami: Hey! Don't call him stupid, baka tomb robber!
Bakura: Don't make me come over there!
Yami: What, are you gonna walk through the door?!
Bakura: *rolls up his sleeves* Fuck you!
Chase: Hey! No fighting! WE need to get this door open, not fight! You can do that later!
Bakura:.Fine.
Malik&Marik: *try to sneak away unnoticed*
Ezcooler: *looks over at the two and they stop dead in their tracks* Where are YOU guys going?
Malik: Uh, well, you see---
Marik: No where, we aren't going anywhere.
Ezcooler: Oh really? Then why were you heading over to "Bert"!?
Chase: *drags them back over and ties them to two chairs back to back*
Malik: This isn't right.
Bakura: So how do you suppose we get this thing open?
Yugi: Hurry up! I have to go to the bathroom!
Yami: O_O *starts to bang furiously on the door* Go, go! Hurry up! He REALLY has to go! You don't know him like I do! When he says he has to go, he HAS to go!
Chase, Ezcooler, Bakura, Malik, Marik: O_O
Magnus: Hey! Stop banging on Mary!
Ezcooler: Magnus, go away, that doesn't sound right.
Yami: *quits banging on "Mary"* Whoa! She's all yours Magnus!
Magnus: Oh be quiet, you know what I mean!
Chase: *starts to push Magnus away with her foot* Go play with "Bert" or something!
Ezcooler: Even that doesn't sound right!
Chase: Oh shut up!
Ezcooler: I'm sorry, but, you know.
Chase: Right now, we just have to concentrate on getting "Mary" open!
Yugi: I REALLY gotta go! Don't you people understand!?
Yami: HURRY UP!
Chase: *frantically looks around for something to use to get "Mary" open and spies the Millennium Rod* .Hmm. *snatches it from Malik* I just need to borrow this!
Malik: What, No! Give it back!
Marik: Thief!
Bakura: Oh shut up, you babies!
Chase: *inserts the Millennium Rod between the door frame and "Mary"* Ok everyone, push on three! *everyone grabs hold of the Millennium Rod* One.two.three! *the handle and a good chunk of the wood around it go flying across the room*
Magnus: O_O.MARY!
Yugi: *is but a streak as he dashes to the bathroom and slams the door*
Magnus: O_O William! *faints*
Chase: I guess today was too much of a shock for him.
Yami: *leans on "Mary's" door frame with his hand over his heart* I thought I was going to die.
Bakura: *just looks at Yami and begins to snicker*
Yami: *glares and mumbles something about baka tomb robbers*
Bakura: *glares back*
Chase: *sigh* We better be going.
Ezcooler: *sigh* Must have been a tough day for Magnus.
Chase: Yeah I know...well, ja ne!
Ezcooler: Bye byes!
Malik: Hey, what about us?
Marik: You could at least untie us! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chase: I finally updated! Sorry about the wait, we were really busy last weekend.
Ezcooler: We were? I can't remember that far back.
Chase: Well, we must've been if we didn't update.So, we put Malik and Marik in it. I really don't know their personalities, so if they're OOC, I'm sorry!
Ezcooler: We tried! So review and tell us what you think. Any ideas for more randomness e-mail us, just put something like Yu-gi-oh Randomness in the subject of the e-mail, or it might get deleted. We'll give you credit if we use your idea.
Chase: No flaming will be accepted, and will be used to fuel the fire that I'll use to light arrows on fire and launch at you. Ja ne!