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characters or Stargate SG1 or earn money from writing this fluff.
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Fluff and Nonsense
OK, she's giving me the look again. The 'just wait till I get you alone look' and it ain't the romantic ' so that I can ravish your body look' either. I have no idea why she's giving ME the look. She KNOWS I can't concentrate for more than two minutes when she goes off on a tandem of mumbo jumbo. She KNOWS she will have to spend five minutes telling me in layman's terms what she is taking 30 minutes to tell the General and the rest of our team. And yet she is still giving ME the look and I still have no idea what I've done wrong. Maybe its because I should pretend to be interested in her mumbo jumbo. Actually I'm more interested in her lips. Very interesting those lips. Very 'tasty!'. And then there's her jaw which is also very very interesting, and her neck, mmm a mouth uh, I mean a man can be very interested in that neck. So long and slender and...Ok so she's giving me the 'stop looking at me like that' look now. Ah so that's it, am I making you a little flustered and flushed Major? Ok ok I'll stop.
Ooh look fluff, you know the kinds that's always in the air but once your eye catches sight of it you have to follow it as it falls through the air. If it catches onto your breath it does the loop de loop. Ok not good, eyes going all funny now, seeing double, Stop looking at the fluff.
Why am I getting an eyebrow-raising look from Tealc? Have I managed to piss everyone off in toady's briefing? I'm not even gonna glance over to Daniel and the General. Tealc stop looking at me, it was only fluff not a funny turn. You'll bring attention too me. Yes that's right smile and turn back to Carter. Oh I'm in trouble. What the big guy turned too me I didn't vie for his attention with you. Don't look at me like that Carter, you know how it turns me on. Smile softly, wink at her. Ooh that got her good, threw her a little off. Gee's I'm cruel and certainly gonna pay for that one. Not that she stays mad at me for long. Cos I'm just a charmer, yup I could charm the pants off a donkey or in this case an airforce Major.
Glance at watch while she not looking. Oh for crying out loud, hurry up and finish Carter, I'm sure they all get what you mean and I'll understand when you explain it in NORMAL terms too me. What? Doctor Jackson have I done something too offend you also? Your giving me one of those 'Your disturbing my concentration and I'm so interested in what Carter is saying looks' I haven't done anything, sitting here quiet as a church mouse.
Ok gonna look for more fluff. Gee's there's a lot of this stuff about isn't there. Maybe it should be looked into. Could be anything. How come there's so much dust and fluff floating around in here anyway's? Ok so its so minute no one really notices it around but hey, I do, then again I'm not that interested in what the speaker is saying.
What the speaker is wearing the other hand? Now that's and interesting past time. Undress the Speaker as they drone on. But first the rules. Never ever tell speaker you think they drone on. And never ever tell them until they are in a randy ravishing mood that you undress them in your mind. I'm sure she'll enjoy hearing it sometime. Ok is the General turning, yes yes he is. Time too look un-bored. Sit up straight, gaze at documents before you; pretend you knew what the hell was said. What was that General, have we anything too add. Well not me myself personally. Is someone watching me? Ouch Carter, did I piss you of that much? Aww you look so hot when you look at me like that. Ok making me uncomfortable Major. Smile, wink. Not working.
Aww hell, what am I gonna do. Plan A: Stay and be cornered and get ordeal of very pissed off Major over and done with. Plan B: Run too men's locker rooms, stuff self into locker and wait until sufficient time has passed for pissed Major too cool off. OR Plan C: take pissed off Major too men's locker room and help cool her off. Down boy. Thinking, thinking, looks like Plan B will be it. Although store plan C for later investigation.
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Fluff and Nonsense
OK, she's giving me the look again. The 'just wait till I get you alone look' and it ain't the romantic ' so that I can ravish your body look' either. I have no idea why she's giving ME the look. She KNOWS I can't concentrate for more than two minutes when she goes off on a tandem of mumbo jumbo. She KNOWS she will have to spend five minutes telling me in layman's terms what she is taking 30 minutes to tell the General and the rest of our team. And yet she is still giving ME the look and I still have no idea what I've done wrong. Maybe its because I should pretend to be interested in her mumbo jumbo. Actually I'm more interested in her lips. Very interesting those lips. Very 'tasty!'. And then there's her jaw which is also very very interesting, and her neck, mmm a mouth uh, I mean a man can be very interested in that neck. So long and slender and...Ok so she's giving me the 'stop looking at me like that' look now. Ah so that's it, am I making you a little flustered and flushed Major? Ok ok I'll stop.
Ooh look fluff, you know the kinds that's always in the air but once your eye catches sight of it you have to follow it as it falls through the air. If it catches onto your breath it does the loop de loop. Ok not good, eyes going all funny now, seeing double, Stop looking at the fluff.
Why am I getting an eyebrow-raising look from Tealc? Have I managed to piss everyone off in toady's briefing? I'm not even gonna glance over to Daniel and the General. Tealc stop looking at me, it was only fluff not a funny turn. You'll bring attention too me. Yes that's right smile and turn back to Carter. Oh I'm in trouble. What the big guy turned too me I didn't vie for his attention with you. Don't look at me like that Carter, you know how it turns me on. Smile softly, wink at her. Ooh that got her good, threw her a little off. Gee's I'm cruel and certainly gonna pay for that one. Not that she stays mad at me for long. Cos I'm just a charmer, yup I could charm the pants off a donkey or in this case an airforce Major.
Glance at watch while she not looking. Oh for crying out loud, hurry up and finish Carter, I'm sure they all get what you mean and I'll understand when you explain it in NORMAL terms too me. What? Doctor Jackson have I done something too offend you also? Your giving me one of those 'Your disturbing my concentration and I'm so interested in what Carter is saying looks' I haven't done anything, sitting here quiet as a church mouse.
Ok gonna look for more fluff. Gee's there's a lot of this stuff about isn't there. Maybe it should be looked into. Could be anything. How come there's so much dust and fluff floating around in here anyway's? Ok so its so minute no one really notices it around but hey, I do, then again I'm not that interested in what the speaker is saying.
What the speaker is wearing the other hand? Now that's and interesting past time. Undress the Speaker as they drone on. But first the rules. Never ever tell speaker you think they drone on. And never ever tell them until they are in a randy ravishing mood that you undress them in your mind. I'm sure she'll enjoy hearing it sometime. Ok is the General turning, yes yes he is. Time too look un-bored. Sit up straight, gaze at documents before you; pretend you knew what the hell was said. What was that General, have we anything too add. Well not me myself personally. Is someone watching me? Ouch Carter, did I piss you of that much? Aww you look so hot when you look at me like that. Ok making me uncomfortable Major. Smile, wink. Not working.
Aww hell, what am I gonna do. Plan A: Stay and be cornered and get ordeal of very pissed off Major over and done with. Plan B: Run too men's locker rooms, stuff self into locker and wait until sufficient time has passed for pissed Major too cool off. OR Plan C: take pissed off Major too men's locker room and help cool her off. Down boy. Thinking, thinking, looks like Plan B will be it. Although store plan C for later investigation.