Happy Birthday George
Princess Flower Child- Howdy again!
Hales'a'Bales- Yes Hello again
Princess Flower Child- Are you sure I can't watch MTV right now-
Hales'a'Bales- NO!
Princess Flower Child- OK, OK
Chapter 2
Fred stomped his way to Charms class, alone. When he arrived there the doors were locked. Flitwick must have locked his door when he went down to breakfast and probably was still there munching on some pancakes or bacon. Fred sighed. This is his birthday too, not just George's, it was both of their birthdays, they both should have been of their days.
"Happy Birthday!" He heard a familiar voice called. It was the voice of his girlfriend's, Alicia. He turned around to see if she was talking to him, but alas, she was with George, flirting with him.
"You a$$ hole!" Fred shrieked. He didn't know who he shouted it too, George or Alicia. He didn't really care, he was mad at both. He glared at them angrily but they seemed to ignore Fred.
"b!tchs," Fred mumbled. Flitwick came bustling down the hallway with his wand waving around.
"Oh! Professor Flitwick! Today is George's birthday!" Alicia squealed.
"George! Come into my office! I'll give you a sticker and some prizes!" Flitwick said happily as he grabbed George's hand and led him past Fred and into his office. As the rest of his class stood quietly (because he forgot to unlock the door) Fred glared at them all.
"Who knows it's my birthday!" Fred asked.
"Like we care, and anyway your just saying that because George is like, the most popular guy in school!" Lee said as he laughed.
"Lee, my best buddy? What the hell are you talking about?" Fred asked, "every year you would get me and George a gift. So where is mine?"
"Who would want to get you a gift?" Lee laughed. Alicia laughed along with him as she threw her brown hair back. At that moment George and Flitwick came out of Flitwick's office. George with his arms full of little prizes and a giant sticker on his blue shirt that said 'George is the birthday boy!' Fred spat at George's feet when Flitwick wasn't looking and when Flitwick was trying to find the right key to open the door Fred gave George the middle finger. But George didn't notice any of it.
After class, Fred walked down to lunch alone and sat at the end of the table. As he picked at his turkey sandwich Hermione came to sit down next to him.
"What do you want, to annoy me, or tell me George is better than me or," Hermione cut off Fred
"No Fred, I know your day is miserable, but what goes around comes around!" Hermione smiled. Fred wrinkled his nose,
" Just go away Hermione, let me be invisible," Fred said. Hermione shrugged and walked away. Fred stuffed his hand into his pocket, maybe he had a canary cream to give George. But he didn't have a canary cream he had a dungbomb. He threw the dungbomb down the table but a giant barn owl came swooping down and grabbed it and then dropped it into Pansy Parkinson's plate.
"Damn owl" Fred muttered. He watched Pansy shriek with horror as dung splattered on her and Malfoy. If today were such a good day, he would of laughed, but today wasn't a good day so he didn't laugh, he just swore loudly.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SH!TY DAY! DO BODY IS PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING I DO!" Fred bellowed as he stomped again out of the Great Hall. He went strait to Care of Magical Creatures class; maybe Hagrid would cheer him up.
He walked out of the castle to Hagrid's hut, he saw Hagrid preparing for his class.
"Aye there!" Hagrid said "'appy birthday George!" Fred's head flet like it would burst.
"DO I LOOK LIKE GEORGE?" Fred screamed
"Uh yes, why are ye George?" Hagrid asked.
"I AM FRED, FRED! DO YOU THINK TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY?" Fred yelled.
"Um no, I'm sorry Fred," Hagrid mumbled and then went back to his work. Fred stuck his middle finger at Hagrid's back. Today was probably the worst day in his whole life!
Princess Flower child- *crying* isn't this so sad? *sniffle sniffle*
Hales'a'Bales- yes I do say, very sad
Princess Flower Child- Hey I have an idea let's watch MTV now
Hales'a'Bales- no-
Princess Flower Child- darn, oh well
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Princess Flower Child- Howdy again!
Hales'a'Bales- Yes Hello again
Princess Flower Child- Are you sure I can't watch MTV right now-
Hales'a'Bales- NO!
Princess Flower Child- OK, OK
Chapter 2
Fred stomped his way to Charms class, alone. When he arrived there the doors were locked. Flitwick must have locked his door when he went down to breakfast and probably was still there munching on some pancakes or bacon. Fred sighed. This is his birthday too, not just George's, it was both of their birthdays, they both should have been of their days.
"Happy Birthday!" He heard a familiar voice called. It was the voice of his girlfriend's, Alicia. He turned around to see if she was talking to him, but alas, she was with George, flirting with him.
"You a$$ hole!" Fred shrieked. He didn't know who he shouted it too, George or Alicia. He didn't really care, he was mad at both. He glared at them angrily but they seemed to ignore Fred.
"b!tchs," Fred mumbled. Flitwick came bustling down the hallway with his wand waving around.
"Oh! Professor Flitwick! Today is George's birthday!" Alicia squealed.
"George! Come into my office! I'll give you a sticker and some prizes!" Flitwick said happily as he grabbed George's hand and led him past Fred and into his office. As the rest of his class stood quietly (because he forgot to unlock the door) Fred glared at them all.
"Who knows it's my birthday!" Fred asked.
"Like we care, and anyway your just saying that because George is like, the most popular guy in school!" Lee said as he laughed.
"Lee, my best buddy? What the hell are you talking about?" Fred asked, "every year you would get me and George a gift. So where is mine?"
"Who would want to get you a gift?" Lee laughed. Alicia laughed along with him as she threw her brown hair back. At that moment George and Flitwick came out of Flitwick's office. George with his arms full of little prizes and a giant sticker on his blue shirt that said 'George is the birthday boy!' Fred spat at George's feet when Flitwick wasn't looking and when Flitwick was trying to find the right key to open the door Fred gave George the middle finger. But George didn't notice any of it.
After class, Fred walked down to lunch alone and sat at the end of the table. As he picked at his turkey sandwich Hermione came to sit down next to him.
"What do you want, to annoy me, or tell me George is better than me or," Hermione cut off Fred
"No Fred, I know your day is miserable, but what goes around comes around!" Hermione smiled. Fred wrinkled his nose,
" Just go away Hermione, let me be invisible," Fred said. Hermione shrugged and walked away. Fred stuffed his hand into his pocket, maybe he had a canary cream to give George. But he didn't have a canary cream he had a dungbomb. He threw the dungbomb down the table but a giant barn owl came swooping down and grabbed it and then dropped it into Pansy Parkinson's plate.
"Damn owl" Fred muttered. He watched Pansy shriek with horror as dung splattered on her and Malfoy. If today were such a good day, he would of laughed, but today wasn't a good day so he didn't laugh, he just swore loudly.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS SH!TY DAY! DO BODY IS PAYING ANY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING I DO!" Fred bellowed as he stomped again out of the Great Hall. He went strait to Care of Magical Creatures class; maybe Hagrid would cheer him up.
He walked out of the castle to Hagrid's hut, he saw Hagrid preparing for his class.
"Aye there!" Hagrid said "'appy birthday George!" Fred's head flet like it would burst.
"DO I LOOK LIKE GEORGE?" Fred screamed
"Uh yes, why are ye George?" Hagrid asked.
"I AM FRED, FRED! DO YOU THINK TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY?" Fred yelled.
"Um no, I'm sorry Fred," Hagrid mumbled and then went back to his work. Fred stuck his middle finger at Hagrid's back. Today was probably the worst day in his whole life!
Princess Flower child- *crying* isn't this so sad? *sniffle sniffle*
Hales'a'Bales- yes I do say, very sad
Princess Flower Child- Hey I have an idea let's watch MTV now
Hales'a'Bales- no-
Princess Flower Child- darn, oh well
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