Happy Birthday George

Princess Flower Child- Look the Platinum Wrist watch

Hales'a'Bales- What's that?

Princess Flower Child- *shurgs* I no no

Hales'a'Bales- As you can see over the other chapters you have read I am the left side of the brain

Princess Flower Child- And I am the right! How'd you get your name Hales'a'Bales

Hales'a'Bales- *sighs* You named me

Princess Flower Child- Oh yeah I remember! You wanted your name to be Haley, but that was not a wacky enough name!

Hales'a'Bales- *sighs*Alright to the story

Princess Flower Child- Now can we watch MTV

Hales'a'Bales- No

Princess Flower Child- Please?

Hales'a'Bales- NO!

Happy Birthday George-Chapter 3

" Happy Birthday to me, Happy Birthday to me, I've now got no friends no presents, no nothing, Happy Birthday to me" Fred sang to himself in his dormitory. As he lay on his bed he started thinking, 'what if George would always gets this attention? And what if he steals Alicia, my girlfriend?' Fred thought. He swore under his breath and went towards the door for dinner,

"Nah, I'm not hungry, I'll go see what we have in our stash of food." He went to a trunk in the corner of the dormitory and opened then trunk, nothing. George must have taken all the food. Fred rolled his eyes and sighed. He flopped himself on the bed. He picked up a book called 'Pranks to Play on Gullible Wizards And Witches And Muggles' It was a book that Fred read many times before, even thought he had just gotten it last month, from

Fred lay on his bed for about 45 minutes reading about 60 pages into the 478-page book of pranks. He got himself up and headed towards the door. Just about he was about to open the door the knob turned itself and it opened. And guess who was standing at the door, George.

"Get out of my way!" Fred said as he pushed George.

"No, no, listen to me, come on down with me, I have a." George stammered.

"No, you listen with me! I have been neglected the whole day! How do you think I feel? HOW?" Fred screamed.

"Uh bad?" George said.

"Uh- YEAH!" Fred shouted.

"Uh- SORRY!" George shrieked. Fred smiled.

"Uh, I guess I'm sorry I yelled at you, but you or none of my and your friends and our family gave me gifts on my birthday, my day." Fred said sadly.

"Oh, I'm sorry, but just come with me and I think you'll change your mind." George smiled as he brought Fred to the common room, and what Fred saw made him widen his eyes and say,

"Holy Graham Crackers! I love you George!" ~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@~@

Princess Flower Child- OH! I wonder what happens next

Hales'a'Bales- I don't know, you wrote the story

Princess Flower Child- Well then what were you doing?

Hales'a'Bales- I was watching MTV- whoops did I just say that???

Princess Flower Child- Why you little-

Hales'a'Bales- I'm sorry!

Princess Flower Child- OK now I won't beat you up cause you said I'm sorry

Hales'a'Bales- Thank you!

Princess Flower Child- Let's sing a Christmas Song!

Hales'a'Bales- OK!

Both- We wish you a Merry Christmas we wish you a Merry Christmas, we wish you a Merry Christmas and a HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Princess Flower Child- All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth, my two front-

Hales'a'Bales- Shut up

Princess Flower Child- OK!