Disclaimer: Boromir, Legolas, Celeborn and the gold Volvo do not belong to
me. Oh and if you don't like complete randomness and things that lack
explanation then I'd advise against reading this!
AK: "My insanity strikes again! This is my Sammid, Sheena, AK, Legolas, Celeborn and Boromir series. Each story is very short and very insane and very full of very cool run-on sentences! Got to love those run-ons! I have 8 written already and I usually write one a day (during school, I have horrid hour and twenty minute classes!) so stay tuned!"
P.S. Sammid is obsessed with drawing elf ears all over everything and Sheena is always giggling. AK has a strange obsession with Jafar.
"Sleepover"
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Sheena, AK, Sammid, Celeborn, Boromir and Legolas were having a sleepover. They were all residing in AK's basement watching Aladdin on the big screen. Sheena pulled out a bag of 3-D Doritos that the elves ate vehemently. Sheena started crying but stopped when she realized she had a bag of yummy tasty pretzels hidden in AK's sock drawer.
Boromir started sharpening his sword on the DVD player which was very annoying to AK. She started chucking skittles at the man who caught some of them in his mouth. Sammid was forcing Legolas to sit still while she drew elf ears all over Celeborn's sleeping bag.
AK and Sheena sat on the new couch and sang along with Jafar's song. Celeborn asked Sheena if she wanted some curly fries. Sheena took the fries but was suddenly overcome with a coughing/laughing fit. Sammid handed Sheena a tissue which was greedily consumed by the DVD player who hadn't eaten anything since the morning. Sammid shrugged, sat down, and began braiding Legolas' hair. Legolas didn't really mind because him and Boromir were busy playing an intense game of Boggle. Celeborn got up to go to the bathroom, but AK's brother was in it so he had to hold it in for five minutes until AK's brother got out and got scared at the sight of an elf in the house and hurried upstairs.
Sheena was on fanfiction.net reading stories for everyone. AK and Boromir got bored and started up a game of Monopoly which Sammid stepped on on her way to get a soda from the mini refridgerater. AK screamed in anguish.
"I'm melting! I'm melting!" AK screeched and melted into a puddle on the floor. Boromir used the Dust Buster to vacuum up the mess which transformed back into AK in the vacuum bag even though Dust Busters don't have bags.
Sheena and Celeborn decided it would be funny to hide under the couch. Legolas put on AK's glasses that she never wears and they gave him X-ray vision. Sammid screamed and hid behind Boromir but Legolas just chuckled and said he could see through people. The man turned pale and ran to the fridge to chug a cherry coke that wasn't there so he was forced to settle for a Sprite.
AK escaped from the vacuum and attacked Legolas because no one wears her glasses but her! Insane giggling was heard from the couch. AK glared at it.
"It's laughing at me! The couch is laughing at me!" She lunged at the sofa with Boromir's sword but was stopped by an empty soda can wielding Sammid. The couch began screaming and Sheena's head popped out from under the cushions followed shortly by Celeborn's head. Boromir retched -but not in the vomiting way you know when you grab something from someone- his sword away from AK who was banging her head repeatedly against the wall.
Sammid started playing hopscotch on Celeborn's sleeping bag but tripped over a penny that was left over from their last sleepover. Legolas was using Sheena for target practice which made Celeborn laugh which in turn made AK punch him.
"Ouchies," he said, clutching his face.
AK: "My insanity strikes again! This is my Sammid, Sheena, AK, Legolas, Celeborn and Boromir series. Each story is very short and very insane and very full of very cool run-on sentences! Got to love those run-ons! I have 8 written already and I usually write one a day (during school, I have horrid hour and twenty minute classes!) so stay tuned!"
P.S. Sammid is obsessed with drawing elf ears all over everything and Sheena is always giggling. AK has a strange obsession with Jafar.
"Sleepover"
~~~
Sheena, AK, Sammid, Celeborn, Boromir and Legolas were having a sleepover. They were all residing in AK's basement watching Aladdin on the big screen. Sheena pulled out a bag of 3-D Doritos that the elves ate vehemently. Sheena started crying but stopped when she realized she had a bag of yummy tasty pretzels hidden in AK's sock drawer.
Boromir started sharpening his sword on the DVD player which was very annoying to AK. She started chucking skittles at the man who caught some of them in his mouth. Sammid was forcing Legolas to sit still while she drew elf ears all over Celeborn's sleeping bag.
AK and Sheena sat on the new couch and sang along with Jafar's song. Celeborn asked Sheena if she wanted some curly fries. Sheena took the fries but was suddenly overcome with a coughing/laughing fit. Sammid handed Sheena a tissue which was greedily consumed by the DVD player who hadn't eaten anything since the morning. Sammid shrugged, sat down, and began braiding Legolas' hair. Legolas didn't really mind because him and Boromir were busy playing an intense game of Boggle. Celeborn got up to go to the bathroom, but AK's brother was in it so he had to hold it in for five minutes until AK's brother got out and got scared at the sight of an elf in the house and hurried upstairs.
Sheena was on fanfiction.net reading stories for everyone. AK and Boromir got bored and started up a game of Monopoly which Sammid stepped on on her way to get a soda from the mini refridgerater. AK screamed in anguish.
"I'm melting! I'm melting!" AK screeched and melted into a puddle on the floor. Boromir used the Dust Buster to vacuum up the mess which transformed back into AK in the vacuum bag even though Dust Busters don't have bags.
Sheena and Celeborn decided it would be funny to hide under the couch. Legolas put on AK's glasses that she never wears and they gave him X-ray vision. Sammid screamed and hid behind Boromir but Legolas just chuckled and said he could see through people. The man turned pale and ran to the fridge to chug a cherry coke that wasn't there so he was forced to settle for a Sprite.
AK escaped from the vacuum and attacked Legolas because no one wears her glasses but her! Insane giggling was heard from the couch. AK glared at it.
"It's laughing at me! The couch is laughing at me!" She lunged at the sofa with Boromir's sword but was stopped by an empty soda can wielding Sammid. The couch began screaming and Sheena's head popped out from under the cushions followed shortly by Celeborn's head. Boromir retched -but not in the vomiting way you know when you grab something from someone- his sword away from AK who was banging her head repeatedly against the wall.
Sammid started playing hopscotch on Celeborn's sleeping bag but tripped over a penny that was left over from their last sleepover. Legolas was using Sheena for target practice which made Celeborn laugh which in turn made AK punch him.
"Ouchies," he said, clutching his face.