"School Time!"

Sheen beckoned for Celeborn to follow her onto the bus. The bus driver looked at the elf suspiciously, but let him on because he had showed her Sheena's bus pass. Celeborn and Sheena squeezed into a two seater across from Christina and Pooja who were jealous of the elf's tallness. The bus started and AK popped her head over the two seater behind Sheena.

"What are you doing here?" asked Sheena. AK shrugged and Boromir's head raised over the seat and whispered something to Celeborn who pulled out a #2 pencil from Sheena's backpack and handed it back to him. Boromir tried to sharpen his sword on it, but the pencil broke. AK turned around and her eye bulged when she saw his sword.

"No! You can't bring that!" she shouted. Boromir shrugged and re-sheathed his sword. AK took out her cell pone and handed it to Boromir who handed it to Sheena who handed it to Celeborn who threw it out the window. AK yelled for the buss to stop. She ran off the bus at top speed, crashing into Sammid. Sammid was walking to school with Legolas which made AK wonder because why would Genghis Khan Sammid be walking in Sheena's development? When she looked up the school was in front of her. Sammid laughed and slapped Legolas on the shoulders which sent him into a coughing fit. Sheena and Celeborn and Boromir got off the bus, the males hesitantly. They were wearing modern day khakis and suede jackets without the furry hoods because AK had sold them on e-bay.

~Math class~

Mrs. Coyle ordered the class to get calculators. Legolas pulled out his bow and arrows and shot an arrow at the front board but the chalkboard was too hard. The arrow rebounded back to the students and landed on Collin's desk, interrupting Collin as he was drawing O_ on the board. Fortunately no one seemed to notice so Legolas didn't get in trouble. Celeborn walked out the room to go potty. Mrs. Coyle wrote this on the board: 3x+20-6½+2½xx+29 and said to solve. Boromir was passing notes with AK, obviously not paying attention and was surprised when he was called on.

"Uhh...7?" he guessed.

"Maybe," said Mrs. Coyle, "I haven't found out yet."

Sammid guffawed but turned her attention back to her paper which was covered with...you guess it. Elf ears. Sheena got up to get some tissues but the box was empty so she had to use a paper towel with little pictures of tapirs on it. A few minutes later the bell rings.

"What homeroom are you in?" AK asked everyone. Celeborn was in Mrs. Coyle's with Sheena. Boromir was in Mielcarek with AK. But Legolas was in Mielcarek too! Sammid refused to leave him so she ditched Mrs. Lineberry's homeroom and went with AK, Boromir and Legolas.

~In Coyle's homeroom~

"Ahhhhhhh!" screams Sheena.

"Ahhhhhhhh!!" responds Celeborn.

"AHH!" says Sheena.

"Ehhhahhh---"

"QUIET!" yells Mrs. Coyle, interrupting Celeborn. The elf lord snidds sadly as the teacher hands him two demerits. Sheena giggles but stops when she get handed demerits as well.

~Lunch~

"Food!" AK is very hungry. So is Sheena. So is Sammid So is...everyone. Sheena pulls out her bag of chips which is sniffed by Celeborn who only had Lembas for lunch.

AK grabs her sandwich, tearing slightly when she sees it's turkey breast. Boromir returns from the lunch line with a salad.

"Everyone gets salad," states Boromir. Before he can start eating AK pokes his garlic roll.

"I have to inspect it!"

Sammid and Legolas are hiding behind a chair, throwing Sheena's walnuts at Mr. Matheson. The two got banished to 'Siberia' where they took turns pilfering sporks from the utensil container. AK and Sheena got mad when Mr. Matheson dismissed lunch 25 minutes early.

~SWAT~

"Come on Boromir, band is fun!" AK insists, handing the man a clarinet. No one was paying attention to Boromir but rather to Jafar who Chelsie had brought in.

"No Jafar, Chelsie!" yells Mr. Cino. At the sight of Jafar AK drops her clarinet and starts spazing out. So does Chelsie. Mr. Cino has to lock the two in a locker that smells like old reeds. Boromir and Jafar sit in AK and Chelsie's seats and try to play the music but keep laughing. After a few minutes they are sent back to their SWAT classes.

Sammid is bouncing off the walls. Sheena is flicking paper clips at random people. Legolas and Celeborn are anxiously watching the clock. Boromir bursts into the room after being sent away from band.

"You're in the wrong room, Boromir," says Celeborn. Boromir shrugs and sits down to watch Sammid go absolutely and completely nuts like the walnut AK threw at her during lunch. Finally the home bell rings. Everyone piles onto a three seater on AK's bus after she escaped from the locker.

~~~

"Ach du lieber Gott Sammid, if I had kept these spelled the way they were originally but Microsoft Word would be bright red! Yeah, this is by far the longest of the stories. I think. I love my bad grammar, isn't it great? It's actually there on purpose to any who don't know. 'Siberia' is a secluded area in the lunch room next to the container with utensils and ketchup stuff!"