"Airplane."
Sammid, Sheena, AK, Legolas, Celeborn and Boromir are on an airplane bound for Italy because it's shaped like a boot...and they wanted to find Syphax so they could show him AK's story, "Syphax et Grumio."
"My eats a popping," AK was complaining, clutching her ears in exaggerated agony, a fake look of suffering on her face.
"Faker!" Sheena blurted before she could stop herself.
"What did you call me?!"
"Faker...Faker!"
"Noooooo!"
While the two were arguing, Sammid decided to order some airline food. She stopped the airline attendant and asked for some pasta.
"No pasta!" demanded Legolas, "It looks like squiggly creatures...yuck!"
The flight attendant told Sammid that it wasn't lunchtime so she couldn't have food. Sammid glared at the evil in a loud dishwashing machine way lady and complained about being hungry. Legolas made sure no one was looking before pulling out a bag of sandwiches from his quiver. Genghis' squeal of delight was drowned out by AK's howling roar, "My ear exploded!"
She was panicking. Luckily Celeborn found some poppy ear medicine in his robe that he lent to AK who ate it vehemently. Boromir handed her his sword to keep her busy but she kept cutting herself with it so he was forced to take it away. Sheena took out a palm pilot and started playing snake. Sammid pulled out her etch-a-sketch and doodled elf ears all over it.
A few minutes later the plane experienced turbulence that was very scary because Celeborn's margarita was knocked from his hand and fell into the fiery chasm from whence it came! Celeborn grinned sheepishly before closing the chasm and shoving Sauron (who had crawled out) through the window of the airplane. Boromir got up to sneak into first class do he could watch the bad on flight movies. AK looked around for a second, got up, and stealthily followed Boromir through the first class door.
Celeborn had gotten another margarita and was giving Sheena sips which were making Sheena very hyper.
Sammid said "bomb" and everyone on the plane jumped out the window except us.
"Oh no! No pilot!" yelled Sheena. Legolas said,
"No worries," and piloted the plane to Italy where they began their search for Syphax and returned the now busted up plane to the original pilot who tripped Sheena and nearly killed her!
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"Syphax et Grumio is my Latin story which I'm going to post on the next chapter. So unless you've had at least a year or so of Latin you might want to skip over it. To Sammid: Update your story!"
Sammid, Sheena, AK, Legolas, Celeborn and Boromir are on an airplane bound for Italy because it's shaped like a boot...and they wanted to find Syphax so they could show him AK's story, "Syphax et Grumio."
"My eats a popping," AK was complaining, clutching her ears in exaggerated agony, a fake look of suffering on her face.
"Faker!" Sheena blurted before she could stop herself.
"What did you call me?!"
"Faker...Faker!"
"Noooooo!"
While the two were arguing, Sammid decided to order some airline food. She stopped the airline attendant and asked for some pasta.
"No pasta!" demanded Legolas, "It looks like squiggly creatures...yuck!"
The flight attendant told Sammid that it wasn't lunchtime so she couldn't have food. Sammid glared at the evil in a loud dishwashing machine way lady and complained about being hungry. Legolas made sure no one was looking before pulling out a bag of sandwiches from his quiver. Genghis' squeal of delight was drowned out by AK's howling roar, "My ear exploded!"
She was panicking. Luckily Celeborn found some poppy ear medicine in his robe that he lent to AK who ate it vehemently. Boromir handed her his sword to keep her busy but she kept cutting herself with it so he was forced to take it away. Sheena took out a palm pilot and started playing snake. Sammid pulled out her etch-a-sketch and doodled elf ears all over it.
A few minutes later the plane experienced turbulence that was very scary because Celeborn's margarita was knocked from his hand and fell into the fiery chasm from whence it came! Celeborn grinned sheepishly before closing the chasm and shoving Sauron (who had crawled out) through the window of the airplane. Boromir got up to sneak into first class do he could watch the bad on flight movies. AK looked around for a second, got up, and stealthily followed Boromir through the first class door.
Celeborn had gotten another margarita and was giving Sheena sips which were making Sheena very hyper.
Sammid said "bomb" and everyone on the plane jumped out the window except us.
"Oh no! No pilot!" yelled Sheena. Legolas said,
"No worries," and piloted the plane to Italy where they began their search for Syphax and returned the now busted up plane to the original pilot who tripped Sheena and nearly killed her!
~~~
"Syphax et Grumio is my Latin story which I'm going to post on the next chapter. So unless you've had at least a year or so of Latin you might want to skip over it. To Sammid: Update your story!"