"Italy" (ciao)
AK, Sheena, Sammid, Boromir, Celeborn and Legolas were at Italy.
"Caoe! Caoe!"
"Is that all you can say in Italian, AK? You can't even spell it right!"
"Well sorry!"
"What's Italian?"
"Quiet, Lego."
"Let's get out of this cave, it's dark and scary."
"But we have to finish excavating Pompeii!"
"Yeah!"
(Giggle!)
"Quiet Sheena." (Snicker!) "Ouch! Sammid!"
Suddenly light floods into the 'cave', illuminating a rather silly scene. Sammid and AK are sprawled on the floor, Sheena was about to poke Celeborn but the light turned on while she was halfway there. Legolas has his mining helmet in the crook of his arm and is dusting his hair with a feather duster in his other hand. Celeborn is standing there with an intense look of claustrophobia on his face while Boromir is about to strike the rock wall with his pickaxe.
"Pompeii does NOT have electricity!" exclaims Sheena.
"Isn't completely surrounded by solid rock either." States AK. "Oh crap, I think we're in Herculaneum."
"Herculaneum doesn't have electricity either," says Sammid. Celeborn's eye twitches and he throws himself at the wall, attempting to dig through the wall with his bare hands. Boromir chuckled at the elf lord's antics which made Legolas mad. He lunged at Boromir, tackling him to the ground. AK grinned at the two and joined the fray.
Sheena was trying to calm the panicked elf while Sammid was carving elf ears into the wall with Boromir's discarded pickaxe.
"This is the best elf ear ever!" She proudly declares. Then everyone gets up and leaves the tunnel the way they came. They weren't in Pompeii or Herculaneum but at the Tower of Pisa.
The girls bobbed up and down in excitement while the males looked at the tower in confusion. Everyone froze when they heard a load groan. It was the tower groaning. Sammid looked in horror as their tunnel collapsed on itself, causing the tower to lean precariously to the side.
"No..." Sammid uttered.
"It's ok, Genghis," AK reassured her.
"My perfect elf ear!"
~~~
The group walked away from the leaning tower on their way to Pompeii. They brandished their shovels and dug away. After a few days they finally opened up a house. On the wall in bug blue letters was one word...Syphax. AK nearly fainted and Sheena nearly suffocated on her suppressed laughing fit. Celeborn looked at Sheena in concern, a look that was mirrored on Boromir's face when he looked at AK.
"SYPHAX!" AK shouted at the top of her lungs. Legolas pointed to a skeleton on the floor wearing a turban and a big black curly Jafar beard.
"No! Syphax!!" AK broke out in tears and ran out the house, closely followed by Sheena. Everyone flies out after them.
The camera zooms in on Syphax's surprisingly well preserved body as a single sheet of paper flutters down on it. Before it is buried under dust we see the words, "Syphax et Grumio."
AK, Sheena, Sammid, Boromir, Celeborn and Legolas were at Italy.
"Caoe! Caoe!"
"Is that all you can say in Italian, AK? You can't even spell it right!"
"Well sorry!"
"What's Italian?"
"Quiet, Lego."
"Let's get out of this cave, it's dark and scary."
"But we have to finish excavating Pompeii!"
"Yeah!"
(Giggle!)
"Quiet Sheena." (Snicker!) "Ouch! Sammid!"
Suddenly light floods into the 'cave', illuminating a rather silly scene. Sammid and AK are sprawled on the floor, Sheena was about to poke Celeborn but the light turned on while she was halfway there. Legolas has his mining helmet in the crook of his arm and is dusting his hair with a feather duster in his other hand. Celeborn is standing there with an intense look of claustrophobia on his face while Boromir is about to strike the rock wall with his pickaxe.
"Pompeii does NOT have electricity!" exclaims Sheena.
"Isn't completely surrounded by solid rock either." States AK. "Oh crap, I think we're in Herculaneum."
"Herculaneum doesn't have electricity either," says Sammid. Celeborn's eye twitches and he throws himself at the wall, attempting to dig through the wall with his bare hands. Boromir chuckled at the elf lord's antics which made Legolas mad. He lunged at Boromir, tackling him to the ground. AK grinned at the two and joined the fray.
Sheena was trying to calm the panicked elf while Sammid was carving elf ears into the wall with Boromir's discarded pickaxe.
"This is the best elf ear ever!" She proudly declares. Then everyone gets up and leaves the tunnel the way they came. They weren't in Pompeii or Herculaneum but at the Tower of Pisa.
The girls bobbed up and down in excitement while the males looked at the tower in confusion. Everyone froze when they heard a load groan. It was the tower groaning. Sammid looked in horror as their tunnel collapsed on itself, causing the tower to lean precariously to the side.
"No..." Sammid uttered.
"It's ok, Genghis," AK reassured her.
"My perfect elf ear!"
~~~
The group walked away from the leaning tower on their way to Pompeii. They brandished their shovels and dug away. After a few days they finally opened up a house. On the wall in bug blue letters was one word...Syphax. AK nearly fainted and Sheena nearly suffocated on her suppressed laughing fit. Celeborn looked at Sheena in concern, a look that was mirrored on Boromir's face when he looked at AK.
"SYPHAX!" AK shouted at the top of her lungs. Legolas pointed to a skeleton on the floor wearing a turban and a big black curly Jafar beard.
"No! Syphax!!" AK broke out in tears and ran out the house, closely followed by Sheena. Everyone flies out after them.
The camera zooms in on Syphax's surprisingly well preserved body as a single sheet of paper flutters down on it. Before it is buried under dust we see the words, "Syphax et Grumio."