O.o I've gotten flames! WOW! Let's see… there was some slight anger about the whole Sasuke drug thing. I was just making a joke! He wasn't actually stoned in the fic. He was just ignoring everybody. Sheesh, humor me people. ANYWAYS here is the last part, a little late because I have been stabbed four times and my ego has been severally damaged. Hehe. Actually it's late cause I went somewhere for Easter! How bizarre… and this has a really horrible ending, but oh well. I had to do it.
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"AGHHHHHH!" Naruto screamed, running full speed away from some unidentifiable monster. It looked kind of looked like a crab with about ten sausages coming out where it's eyes were supposed to be. Naruto wasn't entirely sure about that because he was too busy running away and screaming to actually get a good look at it. Oh well.
"Why does this always happen to me?!" Naruto wailed
"Maybe because everybody hates you." A voice answered next to him.
Naruto whipped his head to the side and found himself nose to nose with Sasuke, who was running along beside him.
"Sasuke, what are you doing here? Haven't you noticed that there is a giant crab monster chasing me? And not everybody hates me!!" Naruto exclaimed, glancing nervously back at the crab thing.
"Well, to answer your first question, I'm here to see how many eggs you found." Sasuke answered calmly, racing along side of him and completely ignoring the raging beast behind them.
"Oh. Well, I've found two already!" Naruto answered, grinning proudly. "How many do you have? And where's your basket?"
"I left it. I don't need a basket to carry around eggs. As for how many I have, with your eggs I have six." Sasuke stated and grabbed the basket out of Naruto's hand, jumping away and disappearing into the trees.
Naruto skidded to a halt and stared in astonishment into the trees where Sasuke had fled.
"Hey, that's not fair!" He shouted angrily. "When I find you, I'm going to--"
Whatever Naruto was going to say will remain forever shrouded in mystery, for he had foolishly stopped running and was eaten by the crab monster.
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Sakura stopped walking and abruptly sat down, wiping the sweat off her forehead.
"One, two, three, four, five, six… only one more egg to go." She said, counting her eggs and smiling to herself. Suddenly a bush rustled nearby and she jumped to her feet, shuriken in hand.
"Who's there?" She called.
Sasuke stepped out from the bush, one hand holding Naruto's basket and the other held up to show that he was holding no weapons.
"It's just me." Sasuke said.
Sakura put her shuriken away and smiled charmingly at Sasuke.
"What are you doing here Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked.
Sasuke was silent for a moment and simply stared at Sakura. Then he walked slowly forward, an enticing smile lighting his lips.
"I came here for you Sakura." He purred.
Sakura stared at him open mouthed.
"M-me?" she stuttered. Sasuke reached up and gently brushed a stand of hair away from her face.
"Yes you! For, you see, I'm in love with you." He said and kissed her on the lips. Sakura, by some miracle, managed not to pass out. However, she did seem to be frozen in shock. Sasuke took that opportunity to hit her in the back of the head with a kunai and knock her out. She fell to the ground without a sound.
Sasuke grabbed the basket she had dropped on the ground and glanced through the contents. He was upset to find that all the eggs had been broken but one. Shrugging, he pulled out the unbroken egg and placed it in his stolen basket.
"Sucker." He muttered and leapt out of sight. No one ever saw Sakura again. It is assumed that the crab monster ate her.
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Kakashi sat on a rock outside the Forest of Death, thumbing through his copy of Icha Icha Paradise.
"I'm done." Sasuke declared, appearing on the rock beside Kakashi. Kakashi reluctantly glanced up from his book. "You got seven eggs?"
Sasuke nodded his head.
Kakashi gave him a glare that said 'You had better have seven eggs in that basket or I'm going to cause you pain. Lot's of pain.' He glanced in the basket and counted the eggs, not bothering to see if they were broken or not.
"Looks like Naruto wins."
"… pardon?"
"That's Naruto's basket. I clearly said 'bring your basket back me filled with seven eggs'. Not 'bring anybody's basket back to me, so long as it's full of eggs.' So Naruto wins." He stated, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
Sasuke stared from the basket to Kakashi several times, then brightened as he was struck with an idea.
"Be right back." He said and grabbed the basket, running off.
Kakashi shrugged and went back to his book.
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"Oh, hello Sakura! Fancy meeting you here."
"Shut up. Just… shut up."
"Oh come on, lighten up!"
"Have you looked around lately? We are in the stomach of some mutated crab, being slowly and painfully digested! It smells, it's slimy, and I'm too young to die!"
"Hey, at least we get to die together!"
"I'd rather stab myself to death."
"You know, you could be a little nicer."
Silence.
"Hey, do you wanna play Rock, Paper, Scissors?
"Well I guess we should, we might not have arms that much longer."
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"I'm back." Sasuke announced and set a blue basket on the rock next to Kakashi. He stared at it, then looked at Sasuke.
"What'd you do? Spray paint it?"
Sasuke looked at him innocently. "I would never cheat like that!"
"Oh. Well here's your reward." He said, and handed Sasuke a chocolate bunny.
Sasuke stared at the bunny mournfully.
"That's it?"
"Yup." Kakashi stated lazily.
Sasuke shrugged and unwrapped it.
"Say, where are Naruto and Sakura?"
"Oh, they were eaten by some crab thing." Sasuke mumbled, biting an arm off the bunny.
There was dead silence.
"Do you think we should tell anybody?" Kakashi asked timidly.
"No, of course not." Sasuke answered.
"Alright then. Let's get going." Kakashi said and jumped off the rock. The two walked away, Kakashi whistling innocently and Sasuke biting off the poor bunny's ears.
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O.o Ok trust me, this sounded a lot funnier when me and my friend were talking about it. You know how you imagine something in your head but you can't write it out? It's never quite the same. Anyways, we wanted everyone but Sasuke to die in the end. ^_^. And hey, I did warn you. I said not everybody would make it out alive.