Disclaimer: we own nothing except Magen and Melissa, Tolkien is the big daddy
A\N: this story is a join work of Charmed-eye and Tar-ancalime, we both come from a non-English speaking country so if you spot any mistakes, let us know. Don't flame us.
Chapter one: Pink potatoes and chips:
In a small town in Pennsylvania two girls were Sitting in one of the girls room, the girls were cousins and their names were Magen and Melissa, they were your average teenagers, nothing special- except they were witches- not the demon fighting kind of witches but just two ordinary witches who now and then made a good luck spell or good dreams spell, but they liked to call them selves witches- in privet of course.
"Melissa let's make a spell" Magen's voice rang in the room which also belonged to her.
"What kind of a spell?" asked Melissa with excitement, having thought of nothing else ever since her parents informed her that she will be staying at her cousin while they went on a trip to Iceland, Melissa chose not to join her parents because given the choice between hanging with Magen, doing spells, and freezing her but off in Iceland- she'll take Pennsylvania any day.
"Well" Magen started and Melissa could hear the wheels in Magen's head working knowing that soon she will come up with something really stupid, but they knew that they will find something cool to do anyway "what about a spell to make all the potatoes in the world pink".
"Well I think that there are already pink potatoes in the world- they're called yams" Melissa said with a smile deciding to play her cousins crazy game.
"Oh so what about purple? - Purple is good!"
"Yeah purple is nice" Melissa said "but in order to make that spell we'll need potatoes"
"Oh…. No problems I'll go get some from the kitchen"
"Yeah you do that" Melissa said nodding her head sometimes Magen just doesn't know when to let a joke go, moments later Magen returned holding a bag of frozen chips, it was in that moment that Melissa got that Magen was serious "Oh sometimes your so stupid! purple potatoes that is probably the dumbest thing you have ever said to me"
"Really because I thought that that time I asked you how did the guy who wrote the Atlas knew all the states and cities in the world, was the dumbest thing I aver said to you…"
"Oh yeah…" Melissa recalled that incident "sorry"
"So were not going to do the spell…" She said disappointed looking down at the bag in her hand.
"Daaa… beside that everybody knows that potatoes and chips aren't the same thing"
"Ok… so what are we going to do?"
"Mmmm…" Melissa considered the question for a moment.
"Yes?" Magen said impatiently
"I'm thinking, I'm thinking, don't rush it's not easy"
"Yeah I know thinking isn't easy for you Mell!"
"Look who's talking miss pink potatoes" Melissa tried to think of something good, meanwhile Magen was staring at her then shifted her eyes to her Lord of the rings poster on the wall and a plan formed in her mind.
Magen had an idea but she didn't wanted to tell Melissa yet given how positive she was about the purple potatoes thingy- she couldn't understand Melissa's problem- purple potatoes will be a cool, her cousin was just to serious, but this idea was so strange and damn even Magen could see it and that was something that happened once in a decade, but if it will work it will be the coolest thing ever but what were the odes…
"We have to think of something fast because in 10 min' Buffy's on and we can't
Miss it" Melissa said
"Well it might sound stupid and it is but what if we do a spell to bring Gandalf Legolas Aragorn Gimly and all the Lotr guys here, to my house" Magen suggested, and after a few seconds Melissa's laughter could be heard in the room
"Wow that's great we can bring Santa and the Easter Bunny too that is the greatest joke ever, you were joking right because if you weren't, god help us," Melissa said seriously
"Well I know it's stopped but come on it can be cool if we can do a stupid healing spell on your hand to heal it after you broke it- we can do defiantly do that it's not that hard, they will come here we will give them some of my fathers clothes, take them to watch "Lord Of The Rings" in cinema, eat something and get them back to where they come from. Can't we do that? Magen asked
"Well when you say it that way…." Said Melissa apolitically "It still sounds stupid" she added "Do you think we as in you miss pink potatoes and me who from some reason put up with you can bring people who dose not exist here to your home- you're crazy!"
"Fine I'm crazy but we're bored and we don't have anything to do so let's make a silly little spell witch we can laugh at years from now when we're old, gray and hopefully don't have Eltshaimer so we can remember this"
Melissa thought for a moment they were bored, they did had nothing to do and with a sigh of surrender she said "fine but after Buffy"
"Cool" Magen said they sat down and watched Buffy.