"The Haunted House."
Sheena, Sammid, AK, Celeborn, Legolas and Boromir were in a haunted house. It was big, scary, haunted and abandoned. They were there because Sammid had bet everyone a pack of doublestuff oreos if they would go in with her and not get scared. AK is mortally afraid of haunted houses so she was holding onto the doorknob with a death grip while Sheena tried to get her off by pulling at her ankles which only resulted in a lot of unnecessary pain. Boromir got annoyed after a bit and yanked her off the door and threw her into Legolas's quiver.
Celeborn led them through the hallways because he glows really brightly. After a few minutes of walking they arrived at the spider webby kitchen. Everyone was hungry so Boromir found a box of Bisquick which he handed over to Sammid. Genghis took the Bisquick and cooked pancakes in the shaped of elf ears. AK poked her head out of the quiver to sniff the pancakes, grabbed one, then ducked back into her hiding place. Sheena poured syrup onto her pancake, took a bite, and frowned. She picked it up with her fork and casually tossed it over her shoulder.
Legolas shrieked loudly as the pancake hit him full in the face. Everyone burst into hysterical fits of laughter. Legolas growled and lunged at Sheena. They had an all out brawl in the middle of the kitchen. Then Celeborn heard a noise. It sounded like a ghost.
"It's a zombie like from resident evil and it's going to come and eat us!" Pretty boy screeched. Boromir sneered and threw an etrog at Pretty Boy who came back to her senses long enough to viciously attack Celeborn with her leftover pancake. Celeborn picked up the syrup bottle and began pouring syrup into Pretty boy's (AKA Sammid and Genghis Khan) hair. AK finally jumped out of Legolas's quiver, retrieved the discarded etrog, and began her search for lulav until she remember that it was almost Passover, not Sukkot, and quit the search.
Sheena was having a bad time. First she had her hair pulled by Legolas, then had got all sticky, and even worse was being attacked by a very scary zombie. She had sneaked out of the kitchen when it jumped her and began sucking at her head like the zombies in Zelda, you know the ones that dance and say brrriiiinnnggg iiiitttt! Brrrrriiiinnnggg iiiittt!
So anyway, the zombie was attacking Sheena, and she didn't know what to do. Then it suddenly stopped attacking her. The jungle queen took this opportunity to call the Presidents of Canada and Eurasia on the phone and ask them to deliver the new TV guide to the Angry Pirate ASAP! Celeborn suddenly dashed into the room that the zombie and SS were in and began kicking it repeatedly in the rear-end. After a few minutes it crumpled to the floor and did not rise. At this, the rest of the gang entered the room but had to leave again shortly when AK ran bawling from the room. They chased her out of the haunted house and into the street.
Sammid pulled out five boxes of double stuff oreos. She handed them out to everyone but AK much to her disappointment.
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"All right, Sammid, I finally updated it! I can't seem to find the movies one (again) so I thought I'd finish the haunted house and post it up here. When I find the movies I'll switch the order! Hopefully I can find the trip to New York! Update your Two Towers story, kay?"
Sheena, Sammid, AK, Celeborn, Legolas and Boromir were in a haunted house. It was big, scary, haunted and abandoned. They were there because Sammid had bet everyone a pack of doublestuff oreos if they would go in with her and not get scared. AK is mortally afraid of haunted houses so she was holding onto the doorknob with a death grip while Sheena tried to get her off by pulling at her ankles which only resulted in a lot of unnecessary pain. Boromir got annoyed after a bit and yanked her off the door and threw her into Legolas's quiver.
Celeborn led them through the hallways because he glows really brightly. After a few minutes of walking they arrived at the spider webby kitchen. Everyone was hungry so Boromir found a box of Bisquick which he handed over to Sammid. Genghis took the Bisquick and cooked pancakes in the shaped of elf ears. AK poked her head out of the quiver to sniff the pancakes, grabbed one, then ducked back into her hiding place. Sheena poured syrup onto her pancake, took a bite, and frowned. She picked it up with her fork and casually tossed it over her shoulder.
Legolas shrieked loudly as the pancake hit him full in the face. Everyone burst into hysterical fits of laughter. Legolas growled and lunged at Sheena. They had an all out brawl in the middle of the kitchen. Then Celeborn heard a noise. It sounded like a ghost.
"It's a zombie like from resident evil and it's going to come and eat us!" Pretty boy screeched. Boromir sneered and threw an etrog at Pretty Boy who came back to her senses long enough to viciously attack Celeborn with her leftover pancake. Celeborn picked up the syrup bottle and began pouring syrup into Pretty boy's (AKA Sammid and Genghis Khan) hair. AK finally jumped out of Legolas's quiver, retrieved the discarded etrog, and began her search for lulav until she remember that it was almost Passover, not Sukkot, and quit the search.
Sheena was having a bad time. First she had her hair pulled by Legolas, then had got all sticky, and even worse was being attacked by a very scary zombie. She had sneaked out of the kitchen when it jumped her and began sucking at her head like the zombies in Zelda, you know the ones that dance and say brrriiiinnnggg iiiitttt! Brrrrriiiinnnggg iiiittt!
So anyway, the zombie was attacking Sheena, and she didn't know what to do. Then it suddenly stopped attacking her. The jungle queen took this opportunity to call the Presidents of Canada and Eurasia on the phone and ask them to deliver the new TV guide to the Angry Pirate ASAP! Celeborn suddenly dashed into the room that the zombie and SS were in and began kicking it repeatedly in the rear-end. After a few minutes it crumpled to the floor and did not rise. At this, the rest of the gang entered the room but had to leave again shortly when AK ran bawling from the room. They chased her out of the haunted house and into the street.
Sammid pulled out five boxes of double stuff oreos. She handed them out to everyone but AK much to her disappointment.
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"All right, Sammid, I finally updated it! I can't seem to find the movies one (again) so I thought I'd finish the haunted house and post it up here. When I find the movies I'll switch the order! Hopefully I can find the trip to New York! Update your Two Towers story, kay?"