M&M In Middle Earth
Disclaimer: we own nothing except Magen and Melissa, Tolkien is the big daddy
A\N: this story is a join work of Charmed-eye and Tar-ancalime, we both come from a non-English speaking country so if you spot any mistakes, let us know. Don't flame us.
Charmed-eye:" we didn't got any reviews on the first chapter, u thing it means something?"
Tar-ancalime: "no what could it possibly mean?"
Charmed-eye: "that we sucked!"
Tar-ancalime: "no we don't suck….. just nothing happens in the first chapter besides it's humor get some!"
Chapter 2: spells & busses
"Well another great one from Buffy and the Scooby gang" Melissa said as she turned the television off.
"So are we gonna do the spell or what?" Magen said with excitement
"I suppose so," Melissa said less exited
"Cool" she was about to stand up and go out side and begin performing the spell, just then the phone rang, since it was her house Magen had to get it.
"Hello" Magen started
"Hi Magen is that you? It's Janet" Magen's friend Janet voice was on the other side of the line
"Yeap that's me what's up Jan?" Magen said
"You are not going to believe this shit out" Janet sounded stressed
"What?"
"A test"
"Huhh?"
"Remember Mr. Green said he'll tell us if the test will be tomorrow or not," Janet said
"Maybe" Magen said fearfully
"Well open your books girl it's study time"'
"Damn" Magen said
"I'll call Melissa and tell her about it" Janet said
"No you don't need to she is here I'll tell her" Magen said
"Well ok say hi to her I'll see you at school bye" Janet said with a voice of disappointment
"Ok yeah I'll see you tomorrow bye" Magen said
"Mel you are not going to believe this… a bloody history test tomorrow bring your no.2 pensile girl" Magen said
"No"
"Yes"
"Ho no"
"Ho yes"
"Fuck"
Magen and Melissa were so sad and didn't know what to do they couldn't study now because they will forget everything by the morning they were going to fail- big time! Magen could not fail she never failed –NEVER and then a plan was formed in her mind.
"Mel" she said turning to her cousin
"Yeah"
"What do you say instead of bringing the Lotr guys here, we go there?" Magen suggested
"Yeah" Melissa said with a voice of excitement
"We don't know if any of this is going to work at list we will have something to do and take our mind of the test," Magen said
"Yeah ok" Melissa said
Magen really believes that if you believe in something then it will happen and since Magen really believes in that believe then they were going to go to Middle Earth, plus she really wasn't ready for the test and if the spell wont work she will become mysteriously ill tomorrow.
"So what are we going to need for the spell?" Melissa asked
"Well were going to need a spell…."
Magen replied
"Well you do that because you are the Tolkien Lord of the ring master person…" Melissa said "and I'll go and make a circle out of stones in the back yard," she added
"But how am I gonna start the spell?" Magen asked
"Well let's see…." Melissa thought for a moment and said, "How dose that sounds like- by the magic way of the old"
"Yes…." Magen asked
"Well that's all I got" Melissa said
"Ho ok that's good very good, I can work with that infect it reminds me of a song from the hobbit" Magen said
"If you say so" Melissa said as she went out to find stones for the circle, Magen went to her room and to get the Hobbit, turning the pages she got to her favorite Tolkien song the dwarf sing at bilbo's –"Over misty mountain cold…."
She began reading and soon formed it self in her mind she wrote it down and went out to Melissa, Melissa was placing stones in a circle shape and a drew of a pentagram in the middle
"Wow that looks great Mel"
"You think?"
"Oh yeah the best one yet the right size and the circle alone looks like a circle and not an egg"
"Thanks…I think, so do you have a spell?"
"Oh yeah"
"Well let's hear it"
Magen looked very serious and said:
"By the magic way of the old
Drive us to the misty mountain cold
To ancient dell of ringing bell
Take us swiftly to Rivendell
So mote it be
As I ask shall be… what do you say?"
"It sound ok but what are the misty mountain" Melissa asked and Magen sight in frustration
"Are you ever gonna read the book instead of just watching the movie?"
"Why, everything I need to know I can ask you…so what are the misty mountain"
"Rivendell is there"
"Oh ok, cool we might as well start just go get some candles"
"What kind of candles?"
"Well, bring the big ones red, blue, yellow, green white and purple so you don't fill lonely without your purple potatoes"
"Thanks" Magen went to the house to get the candles and after a minute she came back out side holding a light yellow candle; "I don't have a white candle is this good?"
"No that's yellow," Melissa said
"It's the closest thing I have to white"
"But its yellow"
"So what"
"We need white"
"I thought you said you don't believe it's going to work"
"I don't"
"So what do you care? I believe it could work and I BELIEVE that yellow will do"
"Ok…. I guess it's fine" Melissa said "are you sure your parents are not gonna come and see us"
"Yes it's bingo night they'll gonna be gone for hours"
"Ok, good"
"Ok you seat there in the north and I'll seat in the south," Melissa said
"Ok light the candles Mel" Magen said while Magen light the candles Melissa tried to memories the spell and after a few minutes she knew it by heart
"Here we go your ready?" Magen asked Melissa
"Yes and you?"
"Yes, come on hold the white, that is the YELLOW white, candle in the middle and will say the spell together" and so they began to chant the spell together their voices creating a strange but nice harmony together.
"By the magic way of the old
Drive us to the misty mountain cold
To ancient dell of ringing bell
Take us swiftly to Rivendell
So mote it be
As I ask shall be"
Then suddenly the candle they were holding got blown off even though there was no wind they go scared and after a second Magen said, "I think it worked"
"If it worked then why are we still hear and where are all the guys with the pointy ears- it didn't worked' it was a stupid idea' I mean Rivendell- p-l-e-a-s-e"
Then suddenly a big yellow bus crushed out of nowhere in Magen's back yard.