M&M in Middle Earth
Disclaimer: we own nothing except Magen and Melissa, Tolkien is the big daddy
A\N: this story is a join work of Charmed-eye and Tar-ancalime, we both come from a non-English speaking country so if you spot any mistakes, let us know. Don't flame us.
Tar-ancalime: "wow we've got a review, we've got a review!!!"
Charmed-eye: "yeah I know it's so cool"
The chapter is dedicated to "Youko Demon" our first reviewer thank you!
Chapter 3: I have a yellow bus in my back yard
They drooped the candle and said together "ho my god" they stared for a moment. It was a school bus there was no doubt there. But a very, very, very, strange school bus, it had a smiling face drawn on his front, and all kind of strange drawing on the sides
"Mell there is a big yellow smiling bus in my back yard" Magen said staring dumbly at the bus
"I noticed that"
"What dose a bus doing in my back yard?" she began to panic not only did the bus made a big ugly screeching marks on the grass but it also massed her mother's garden all up.
"I don't know, why don't you ask yourself you wrote the spell not me," Melissa said
"There is nothing wrong with it" she said it again just to make sure
"By the magic way of the old
Drive us to misty mountain cold…ho no I said drive we said drive- drive as in big yellow bus-drive oops"
"But look at it this way your idea for ones worked it came to take us to Rivendell" Melissa said
"I can't believe it…I have a yellow bus in my back yard" she yelled not hearing Melissa
"Calm down someone can hear you" Melissa said
"What hear you no ones going to notice if I yell they already noticed the BIG YELLOW SMILING SCHOOL BUS that just crashed into my back on my mom's garden of roses. But who cares?" she said sarcastically.
"Yes that's the spirit…" Melissa tried to sound cheerful, but after looking at Magen's grime face she added "Our spell worked you know this bus is here to take us to Rivendell" she said gently hoping that thought will help Magen-it did suddenly Magen's eyes became large.
"Our spell worked…" she said saliently and then she let out a scream of joy "our spell worked that's so cool do you understand what it means?" Magen asked
"Yes I do" Melissa answered
"We can go to Rivendell, we can really go… drive but it's good to…."
"Yes it's good everything is good"
"And I can finally do what I always wanted to do" she added dreamily
"What"
"Ask Elrond if Gil-galad was a blond!!!!"
"That's why you want to go to Middle earth, only that!"
"Well no I would also like to know if Cirdan had a beard"
"You're hopeless you know that don't you" Melissa said staring at her cousin who still had that dreamy look on her face, finally she decided that it was hopeless to try and analyze Magen and start walking towards the bus, immediately the dreamy look disappeared from Magen's face replaced with one of concerned.
"Do you think it's safe to come in, I mean it's not hot or something right?" Magen asked
"It's not an asteroid it's a bus…. Relax" Melissa, said
"Do you want to come in?"
"You bet I do…"
"But"
"No buts do you want to ask Elrond your stupid questions or not"
"Yeah…"
"Then come on"
"Fine, after you Mel…." Magen said while she followed Melissa in to the bus
They began walking slowly towards the bus as though worried that the bus will attack them, when they were mere inches from it' the door opened automatically.
"Cool" they whispered in awe together, and carefully they walked inside. If it was possible the inside was even more bizarre then the outside. Every thing- seat's walls and floor was covered with red, and the sits had seatbelts on them like those in an airplane.
"It looks nice from the inside" Magen remarked, running her fingers on the seats, filling the soft fabric there.
"Well it most defiantly looks red" her cousin stated quietly as she made for the front to where the driver sit was located, she was more interested in the gears then in the decoration.
"I wander where the driver is?" Magen said as she eyed the helms suspiciously, it looked normal enough just like those in a regular bus.
"Maybe it doesn't have one Megie"
"Buses always have drivers" she insisted
"Well this one obviously doesn't" Melissa ended the discussion
"Maybe it's on auto pilot?" Magen suggested as she looked carefully on the on the meters to see if she missed something.
"It's not a plane Meg"
"It crushed like one…" she trailed of as she suddenly encountered something. It was like a plastic lid which covered a part of the meters she took it of, and every thing was there "wow check it out," she cried under the lid was a completely different kind of meters and it said:
Location: Rivendell Middle-Earth
Race: Elves
"Wow what dose that means?" Magen asked
"What dose what means?" asked Melissa
"Well come over here and see for yourself" Magen said, Melissa started walking and as she got there she saw it and said "wow"
"I don't know but it says the name of that place we are supposed to go but what dose it means when it say Elves?" Magen asked
"I don't know do you think that in that place there are only Elves?" Melissa asked
"No there is no such thing as only Elves there are other races not only Elves"
"Ok but what ever it means…it's cool very…"
"Then what are we gonna do about the driver?" Melissa said
"I don't know" Magen replied
"Do you think we are the drivers?" Melissa asked, as Magen looked at a peace of paper on the floor she picked it up and said "I think you are the driver"
"What" Melissa said and looked at Magen holding the paper
"Well it says right here the designated driver must be over 17, and I'm 16 and 363 and you are already 17 so, you drive…"
"16 and 363 days is 17, you drive!"
"I can't it also say you have to put your ID no. So the BUS can be sure of it then you see I can't drive and you can simple as that!"
"Ok I'll drive!" Melissa said
"Good cuz if I'll drive we wont get to Middle Earth we will get to Cambodia!"
"Ok if you say so, do you want go now?" Melissa asked
"I think I'm ready how about you?"
"I'm ready, ok so we'll go now? I'm kinnda scared don't you?"
"Well yes but we are the "taking chance type" of people right?" Magen said
"Yes you're right" Melissa said
"Ok then get your butt to the drivers seat!!"
"Wait…." Melissa said
"What, what's wrong now?"
"Nothing except, don't we need clothes incase we be there more then a day?" Melissa asked
"Your right, we need some clothes," Magen said
"And there are more stuff we need if we're going without knowing when we come back" Melissa reminded her
"Like what?" Magen asked
"You know for that time of the month" Melissa whispered
"Huhh… your right, but how are we gonna…. You know… do it?"
"I don't know, we will cross the bridge when we get there"
"Ok I guess" Magen said, as she went to her house to get a bag full with clothes and so did Melissa, after 20 min' they came back with 3 bags each
"Do you think we have enough?" Magen asked
"Yes and if not we can buy some there…"
"Damn we need money…."
"Do you have Middle Earth kindda money?" Melissa asked Magen
"No… do you?"
"Yes just yesterday I went to the Bank and asked them if they have Middle Earth Elves kind of money- of course I don't………"
"Ok you don't have to get all angry about it!" Magen said
"Ok we have clothes do we need food?" Melissa asked
"I'll go get some, you wait here…"
"Yes captain!" Melissa said, Magen went to her house then suddenly the phone rang Magen answered the phone
"Hello" Magen said
"Hi Meg it's Rachel, how are you honey?" Rachel asked
"Oh hi Ms. Archer, I'm ok how are you are you having fun?" Magen said
"Yes honey, is Melissa there?"
"Yes just a sec" Magen said and then called Melissa to come over to the phone Melissa started to walk and moved her lips asking, "Who is it?"
"It's your mom!" Magen said and Melissa took the phone
"Hi mom"
"Hi baby are you having fun?"
"Yes mom I am, and you?"
"I'm having fun your dad got some new glasses the old ones fell and he stepped on them, well never mind about us, is everything ok?"
"Yes mom everything is great!!"
"Ok is Patricia there?"
"No, bingo night…."
"Ok never mind, ok baby I have to go, bye honey."
"Bye mom!" said Melissa and hanged up the phone "Ok I'm ready let's " said Melissa
"Ok let's go!" Magen said as they walked to the bus
"We didn't forgot anything right?" Magen asked
"No I don't think so, ok girl put your seat belts on…" Melissa said as she set down and put her seat belt on and then something occurred to her and she said, "Where are the keys?"
"I don't know…."
"We have to find the keys"
'I don't remember seeing keys, do you?" Magen asked
"Your right there are no keys" Melissa said
"So what are we gonna do with a bus with no keys?" Magen asked
"Mmmm…. I don't know…" Melissa said and as she looked for the keys she went passed the thing that say location and then she saw a big red button "Maybe this is the key" Melissa said
"Maybe…try it see what it dose" Magen said as she went back to her seat
"Ok here goes nothing" and she pushed the button and then suddenly a loud noise of a car starting was heard "Wow, I guess that is the key only it's not a key…"
"Ok come on start driving." Magen said
"Ok let's see what this baby can do…" and then they started to go up in the air and then Magen said
"Are we flying? Cuz if were flying I don't think that people are going to notice the big flying yellow bus!!" but then she noticed that they were not above thire town they were above a beautiful river crossing some high mountains….
"Were not in Kansas any more Totto" Melissa said