Crazyness ensues in this fic. You have been warned.
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It was a typical day at Hogwarts School of Wicthcraft and Wizardry. Well, that is if you can call any day normal at Hogwarts. The Gryffindors were lounging in the common room this fine winter morning. And they were bored.
BORED you say? How could Harry Potter and his faithful friends be BORED? well truth be told, I have no clue, Im only telling the story as I remember it, be the supreame ruler of the Harry Potter Kingdom as I, Chelsey, know it.
Anywho, they were bored. So they took out their handy-dandy Marauders Map, and went exploring(they were on holiday, so they weren't skipping class-just in case you were wondering). So they set off on their brave journey into the dark halls of the castle.
They somehow found their way down the dark, dismal corridors in the dungeons. Secret passages, not even Snape knew about(rumor had it he almost never left his dungeons unless ordered to by Dumbledore[but you didn't hear that from me]), and who should they run into but Draco Malfoy(he shows up alot doesn't he?).
"What are you doing here?!"demanded Draco and Harry at the same time.
They wipped out their wands ready to hex each other when a spiky madman covered in red and black tattoos came screaming up the dark passage way a red glow surrounding him like he was on fire. He held a glowing, humming sword wich was emitting the red light.
"DIE!!!"he screamed chopping off Draco's head and chopping him to peices before stopping and grinning sheepishly.
"Oops,"he muttered."It was storyboard 14!!" He turned to Harry, Ron, and Hermione," Sorry if he was your friend. Got a bit carried away."
"No problem, you just did us a huge favor," Ron told him.
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They returned to the Gryffindor Tower, Malfoy's head on a stick(very medival I know but it adds something to the story), and a huge party was started in honor of the mysterous stranger who had gotten the wrong studio.
Once the party was thorughly underway and everyone had forgotten WHAT, exactly, they were celebrating, a tall figure(who was only about 17) walked in. Harry was probably the only one to notice(the rest of the Gryffindor's were throughly drunk off butterbeer) that this person looked incredibly like James Potter.
"Dad?" he asked.
Before anyone could say anything a figure dressed in a billowing black cape and breath helmet walked in.
"Nohoo-pah," it said."Ihoo-paham hoo-pah yourhoo-pah Fatherhoo-pah!!"
"And you would be..."Harry asked.
"Nothoo-pah belonginghoo-pah herehoo-pah."He turned to James, "Myhoo-pah goodhoo-pah manhoo-pah, woudhoo-pah youhoo-pah behoo-pah sohoo-pah kindhoo-pah ashoo-pah tohoo-pah pointhoo-pah mehoo-pah tohoo-pah storyboardhoo-pah 34hoo-pah?"
"Certianly,"answered James."In fact, why don't we go together? I was supposed to be in storyboard 35."
So arm-in-arm they skipped down they hall singing "We're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of OZ!!!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Harry."I want my mommy!!"
He stomped up to his room and pouted like a two year old for the rest of the night.
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Meanwhile in storyboard 14.......
"I'm sorry Qui-Gon but I can't kill you. I already killed some poor blond kid." Darth Maul was saying(yes the tattooed guy was Darth Maul if you hadn't guessed).
Qui-Gon Jinn smacked himself upside the head. "If you don't kill me the story doesn't go the right way!!" he yelled. "Just run me through with your lightsaber, idiot!!"
"I can't!!"
Obi-Wan heaves a sigh of relief behind the force-field that would go off until AFTER Qui-Gon had been stabbed.
"FINE!!" said Qui-Gon, then he lowered his voine so only Maul could hear him. "If you don't stab me I will tell the whole universe that you still like to play with Barbies!!"
Reluctantly Maul stabbed Qui-Gon through with his lightsaber and returned to the normal ending.
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James Potter skipped into the Gryffindor Common Room(his common room not the one filled w/ drunks)singing 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow'. His friends-including his girlfriend,Lily Evans-who worried about the poor boy's sanity daily, now knew without a doubt that he was a certifiable lunatic.
"Uhh..Jammes?"ventured Remus.
James responded by singing 'Hello there, I'm a Teddy Bear'. Now his friends were all scared. But it was time for dinner so they dragged the singing James along with them. The sight of food cured him instantly. Dumbledore walked to the teachers table rather gravely.
"It is to my greatest sorrow that I would report that Draco Malfoy is no longer with us," he told them.
No one in this Great Hall had ever heard of DRACO Malfoy. LUCIAS yes but not DRACO.
They all shrugged it off and let this new Dumbledore eat in peace. After all, it WAS just a typical day at Hogwarts.
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A/N:Well I hope you're not too emotionally scarred from this episode of my insanity.
Harry, James Ron, Hermione, Draco, Hogwarts, Butterbeer, Snape, his dungeons, everyone in Gryffindor, Dumbledore, Lily, James' friends and the Great Hall belong to JK Rowling.
Darth Maul, Darth Vader(yes that was him w/ the hoo-pah's), Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, lightsabers, and forcefields, belong to George Lucas.
Storyboard 14, Storyboard 34, Storybord 35, the stick that Malfoy's head was mountes on, James' singing voice, the dark dismal corridor, the rumor 'bout Snape, Obi-Wan's sigh of relief, and Darth Maul's playing w/ Barbies, belongs to me, Chelsey.
Barbie belongs to Mattel
Now you need to tell me what you think!! Do it now or else I will tell the whole world you still play with Barbies!!!
P.S. dont criticizes the spelling ppl!! I do the best i can!!
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It was a typical day at Hogwarts School of Wicthcraft and Wizardry. Well, that is if you can call any day normal at Hogwarts. The Gryffindors were lounging in the common room this fine winter morning. And they were bored.
BORED you say? How could Harry Potter and his faithful friends be BORED? well truth be told, I have no clue, Im only telling the story as I remember it, be the supreame ruler of the Harry Potter Kingdom as I, Chelsey, know it.
Anywho, they were bored. So they took out their handy-dandy Marauders Map, and went exploring(they were on holiday, so they weren't skipping class-just in case you were wondering). So they set off on their brave journey into the dark halls of the castle.
They somehow found their way down the dark, dismal corridors in the dungeons. Secret passages, not even Snape knew about(rumor had it he almost never left his dungeons unless ordered to by Dumbledore[but you didn't hear that from me]), and who should they run into but Draco Malfoy(he shows up alot doesn't he?).
"What are you doing here?!"demanded Draco and Harry at the same time.
They wipped out their wands ready to hex each other when a spiky madman covered in red and black tattoos came screaming up the dark passage way a red glow surrounding him like he was on fire. He held a glowing, humming sword wich was emitting the red light.
"DIE!!!"he screamed chopping off Draco's head and chopping him to peices before stopping and grinning sheepishly.
"Oops,"he muttered."It was storyboard 14!!" He turned to Harry, Ron, and Hermione," Sorry if he was your friend. Got a bit carried away."
"No problem, you just did us a huge favor," Ron told him.
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They returned to the Gryffindor Tower, Malfoy's head on a stick(very medival I know but it adds something to the story), and a huge party was started in honor of the mysterous stranger who had gotten the wrong studio.
Once the party was thorughly underway and everyone had forgotten WHAT, exactly, they were celebrating, a tall figure(who was only about 17) walked in. Harry was probably the only one to notice(the rest of the Gryffindor's were throughly drunk off butterbeer) that this person looked incredibly like James Potter.
"Dad?" he asked.
Before anyone could say anything a figure dressed in a billowing black cape and breath helmet walked in.
"Nohoo-pah," it said."Ihoo-paham hoo-pah yourhoo-pah Fatherhoo-pah!!"
"And you would be..."Harry asked.
"Nothoo-pah belonginghoo-pah herehoo-pah."He turned to James, "Myhoo-pah goodhoo-pah manhoo-pah, woudhoo-pah youhoo-pah behoo-pah sohoo-pah kindhoo-pah ashoo-pah tohoo-pah pointhoo-pah mehoo-pah tohoo-pah storyboardhoo-pah 34hoo-pah?"
"Certianly,"answered James."In fact, why don't we go together? I was supposed to be in storyboard 35."
So arm-in-arm they skipped down they hall singing "We're off to see the wizard the wonderful wizard of OZ!!!"
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" screamed Harry."I want my mommy!!"
He stomped up to his room and pouted like a two year old for the rest of the night.
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Meanwhile in storyboard 14.......
"I'm sorry Qui-Gon but I can't kill you. I already killed some poor blond kid." Darth Maul was saying(yes the tattooed guy was Darth Maul if you hadn't guessed).
Qui-Gon Jinn smacked himself upside the head. "If you don't kill me the story doesn't go the right way!!" he yelled. "Just run me through with your lightsaber, idiot!!"
"I can't!!"
Obi-Wan heaves a sigh of relief behind the force-field that would go off until AFTER Qui-Gon had been stabbed.
"FINE!!" said Qui-Gon, then he lowered his voine so only Maul could hear him. "If you don't stab me I will tell the whole universe that you still like to play with Barbies!!"
Reluctantly Maul stabbed Qui-Gon through with his lightsaber and returned to the normal ending.
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James Potter skipped into the Gryffindor Common Room(his common room not the one filled w/ drunks)singing 'Somewhere Over the Rainbow'. His friends-including his girlfriend,Lily Evans-who worried about the poor boy's sanity daily, now knew without a doubt that he was a certifiable lunatic.
"Uhh..Jammes?"ventured Remus.
James responded by singing 'Hello there, I'm a Teddy Bear'. Now his friends were all scared. But it was time for dinner so they dragged the singing James along with them. The sight of food cured him instantly. Dumbledore walked to the teachers table rather gravely.
"It is to my greatest sorrow that I would report that Draco Malfoy is no longer with us," he told them.
No one in this Great Hall had ever heard of DRACO Malfoy. LUCIAS yes but not DRACO.
They all shrugged it off and let this new Dumbledore eat in peace. After all, it WAS just a typical day at Hogwarts.
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A/N:Well I hope you're not too emotionally scarred from this episode of my insanity.
Harry, James Ron, Hermione, Draco, Hogwarts, Butterbeer, Snape, his dungeons, everyone in Gryffindor, Dumbledore, Lily, James' friends and the Great Hall belong to JK Rowling.
Darth Maul, Darth Vader(yes that was him w/ the hoo-pah's), Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, lightsabers, and forcefields, belong to George Lucas.
Storyboard 14, Storyboard 34, Storybord 35, the stick that Malfoy's head was mountes on, James' singing voice, the dark dismal corridor, the rumor 'bout Snape, Obi-Wan's sigh of relief, and Darth Maul's playing w/ Barbies, belongs to me, Chelsey.
Barbie belongs to Mattel
Now you need to tell me what you think!! Do it now or else I will tell the whole world you still play with Barbies!!!
P.S. dont criticizes the spelling ppl!! I do the best i can!!