Read the warning in chap 1
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It was spring at Hogwarts and the students were yet again, bored. Actually it was because they were sitting in History of Magic.
"Bored,Bored,Bored,Bored,Bored,Bored,Bored,Bored,Bored,"James Potter sang under his breath(he still hadn't recovered from the incident last winter."I WISH something would happen."
Right on cue...nothing happened(what did you expect). Then after the cue a door opened in the middle of the wall. Then a little short dude jumped out and sliced through Professor Binns(He wasn't dead before this).
The students stared in shock, but instantly started to cheer, that is, until Professor Binns's ghost popped into the room to continue the lecture. Their cheers turned to screams.
Amid the riotous screaming, James could be heard singing "God is Bigger than the Boogie man"(no one could figure out where he had heard this, but as he later explained, he heard it from singing vegetables).
The short dude looked at his sword, "Darn it! It doesn't glow...I lost my Nighty-Litey!!!" He promptly burst into tears and ran away.
Everyone looked at each other, confusedly, except James who was now singing about Munchinkins.
"We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland......" He trailed off.
Lily turned red for James, then grabbed his arm and dragged him off to the Hospital wing.
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There was pure chaos. Dumbledore had dissapeared and some strange, new, scary thing had taken his place, demanding that they find his ring.
All the students combed the school while the thing ate Draco's head off the pole the Gryffindor's had set it upon.
"Myyyy Preeeeeccccious," he purred to himself, sitting in Dumbledore's chair in the Great hall.
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"WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Frodo cried, while Merry, Pippin and Sam comforted him. "My Nighty-Litey is broked!!!"
"Poor little Frodo," soothed Pippin, looking hungrily at the pot simmering over the fire.
Legolas noticed the look and stood gaurd over the pot, putting an arrow into his bow and pulling the string taut.
"Touch it and die midget," he groweled.
"PAUSE!!!!" I yelled, cause I'm the author and I can.
I, Chelsey, the almighty author, powerful and supreame being in this universe that I have created, walk over to this scene I have created and inspect the beautiful character I have kidnapped and bent to my will.
"What are you doing?" Someone offstage shreiked.
"Who is that? Show yourself!!" I, the awesome and powerful author bellow back.
"No!" as they walk onto the set, I can see clearly who it is. Jake, my friend and collegue has plotted to screw up my story!!! "Now answer my question!!"
"I'm looking at this beautiful creature."
"Legolas?!?!?!?!? Ewwwwww...get a life."
I do the most mature thing I can possibly do, I stick my tongue out at him and stomp away.
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Luke Skywalker rushed onto the stage looking wildly left and right. He was sure he wasn't in the right place, but he couldn't tell where he WAS supposed to be.
Suddenly a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig wolf jumped out from stage right and bit his arm off.
As it leaned over him, it growled, "Luke...I am your father."
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...."
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Gollum lounged lazily in Dumbledore's chair, mindlessly chewing on an Draco ear.
Suddenly, Jake(stealing Legolas's part) jumped through the doors and shot Gollum with the bow he stole from Aragorn.
"Nooooo..." Gollum said weakly, the arrow protruding from his skinny neck. "The precious is lost!!!!"
With a thud he fell to the ground...alive-er I mean ...dead.
With an evil cackle Jake strode to the chair and sat in it.
The students cheered and began to celebrate, but were cut short by a yell of "Get back to work, slaves!"
Before they could move...or even speak, the doors banged open.
"Not so fast," the supreame author(that would be me) yelled. "Get him Legolas!!"
Like the obeident slave he was, Legolas went and retreived the cowering dictator.
Dressed now in the robes of a judge, I proclaim his fate.
"You must spend one standard year with one Master Yoda."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODeep BreathOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
"Take him away!"
And so ends my peaceful story as Legolas(my slave) drags Jake(my dearest friend) to spend the year with Yoda.
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Disclaimer!!!
Dumbledore, James Potter, Lily, Hogwarts, Prof. Binns, Draco(all the parts of his head), Gryffindor(and it's inhabitants), the Great hall, The hospital wing, Remus(he was the biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig wolf), and Dumbledore's chair all belong to JK Rowling.
The little short dude(aka Frodo), His sword, Gollum, My Preeeeeeeeeeeccccccious, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Legolas, Aragorn,and both of their bows belong to JRR Tolkein and whoever else.
Luke, "Luke...I am your father", and Yoda all belong to George Lucas.
the pole Draco's head was on, all the scenes, the sets, the arrow, Legolas(the slave[j/k]), the judges robes, and "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODeep BreathOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..." belong to me.
Jake belongs to himself(unfortunately)hehe...
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It was spring at Hogwarts and the students were yet again, bored. Actually it was because they were sitting in History of Magic.
"Bored,Bored,Bored,Bored,Bored,Bored,Bored,Bored,Bored,"James Potter sang under his breath(he still hadn't recovered from the incident last winter."I WISH something would happen."
Right on cue...nothing happened(what did you expect). Then after the cue a door opened in the middle of the wall. Then a little short dude jumped out and sliced through Professor Binns(He wasn't dead before this).
The students stared in shock, but instantly started to cheer, that is, until Professor Binns's ghost popped into the room to continue the lecture. Their cheers turned to screams.
Amid the riotous screaming, James could be heard singing "God is Bigger than the Boogie man"(no one could figure out where he had heard this, but as he later explained, he heard it from singing vegetables).
The short dude looked at his sword, "Darn it! It doesn't glow...I lost my Nighty-Litey!!!" He promptly burst into tears and ran away.
Everyone looked at each other, confusedly, except James who was now singing about Munchinkins.
"We wish to welcome you to Munchkinland......" He trailed off.
Lily turned red for James, then grabbed his arm and dragged him off to the Hospital wing.
*******************************************
There was pure chaos. Dumbledore had dissapeared and some strange, new, scary thing had taken his place, demanding that they find his ring.
All the students combed the school while the thing ate Draco's head off the pole the Gryffindor's had set it upon.
"Myyyy Preeeeeccccious," he purred to himself, sitting in Dumbledore's chair in the Great hall.
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"WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!" Frodo cried, while Merry, Pippin and Sam comforted him. "My Nighty-Litey is broked!!!"
"Poor little Frodo," soothed Pippin, looking hungrily at the pot simmering over the fire.
Legolas noticed the look and stood gaurd over the pot, putting an arrow into his bow and pulling the string taut.
"Touch it and die midget," he groweled.
"PAUSE!!!!" I yelled, cause I'm the author and I can.
I, Chelsey, the almighty author, powerful and supreame being in this universe that I have created, walk over to this scene I have created and inspect the beautiful character I have kidnapped and bent to my will.
"What are you doing?" Someone offstage shreiked.
"Who is that? Show yourself!!" I, the awesome and powerful author bellow back.
"No!" as they walk onto the set, I can see clearly who it is. Jake, my friend and collegue has plotted to screw up my story!!! "Now answer my question!!"
"I'm looking at this beautiful creature."
"Legolas?!?!?!?!? Ewwwwww...get a life."
I do the most mature thing I can possibly do, I stick my tongue out at him and stomp away.
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Luke Skywalker rushed onto the stage looking wildly left and right. He was sure he wasn't in the right place, but he couldn't tell where he WAS supposed to be.
Suddenly a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig wolf jumped out from stage right and bit his arm off.
As it leaned over him, it growled, "Luke...I am your father."
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...."
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Gollum lounged lazily in Dumbledore's chair, mindlessly chewing on an Draco ear.
Suddenly, Jake(stealing Legolas's part) jumped through the doors and shot Gollum with the bow he stole from Aragorn.
"Nooooo..." Gollum said weakly, the arrow protruding from his skinny neck. "The precious is lost!!!!"
With a thud he fell to the ground...alive-er I mean ...dead.
With an evil cackle Jake strode to the chair and sat in it.
The students cheered and began to celebrate, but were cut short by a yell of "Get back to work, slaves!"
Before they could move...or even speak, the doors banged open.
"Not so fast," the supreame author(that would be me) yelled. "Get him Legolas!!"
Like the obeident slave he was, Legolas went and retreived the cowering dictator.
Dressed now in the robes of a judge, I proclaim his fate.
"You must spend one standard year with one Master Yoda."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODeep BreathOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
"Take him away!"
And so ends my peaceful story as Legolas(my slave) drags Jake(my dearest friend) to spend the year with Yoda.
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Disclaimer!!!
Dumbledore, James Potter, Lily, Hogwarts, Prof. Binns, Draco(all the parts of his head), Gryffindor(and it's inhabitants), the Great hall, The hospital wing, Remus(he was the biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig wolf), and Dumbledore's chair all belong to JK Rowling.
The little short dude(aka Frodo), His sword, Gollum, My Preeeeeeeeeeeccccccious, Merry, Pippin, Sam, Legolas, Aragorn,and both of their bows belong to JRR Tolkein and whoever else.
Luke, "Luke...I am your father", and Yoda all belong to George Lucas.
the pole Draco's head was on, all the scenes, the sets, the arrow, Legolas(the slave[j/k]), the judges robes, and "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODeep BreathOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..." belong to me.
Jake belongs to himself(unfortunately)hehe...