Kaiomi: I love sugar!
Kaiba: Didn't you just have four cups of sugar yesterday?
Kaiomi: Yep, but I need sugar everyday! *Reaches into a eco-sized bag of chocolate chips*
Kaiba: *sweatdrop* Aren't you supposed to make cookies with those?
Kaiomi: *niko* I am but no one said I couldn't eat some chocolate first. And I think my cold's going away so I'm handing out my Christmas presents early because I might not update this story for a while. ^^ Okays so everyone's here right? *Yugi, Yami, Tristan, Joey, Tea, Mai, Serenity, Ryou, Bakura, Malik, Y/M, and Isis enter the room* And the special guest for today is Kai from Beyblades! *Kai enters the room* Yey! I'm so happy!
Kaiba: Isn't it crowded in here?
Kaiomi: ^^ Okay hand-out-presents-time, here you go everybody! *Gives everyone an invitation*
Kaiba: What the hell? Why is there a picture of me wearing makeup and nail polish on the card?!
*Everyone in the room rolls to the floor laughing*
Kaiomi: I love blackmailing people! So Kaiba if you give me lets see…all the money in your account I won't post this pic on the Internet.
Kaiba: Grr…fine. *Gives me his credit card*
Kaiomi: Yey, I finally get to go shopping! And the invitation is for the Christmas party at Kaiba's house.
Kaiba: WHAT!!!
Kaiomi: And Kai gets something else for his present…Kai stand under the door please!
Kai: Okay *walks to the door*
Kaiomi: Now look up.
Kai: *Stares at the ceiling and spots a sprig of mistletoe* Uh, what's that for…
Kaiomi: Look who's standing next to you.
Kai: Ack!
Kaiomi: It's my friend Kasumi! Now Kai, you either have to kiss Kasumi in front of everyone or go on a date with her on Christmas Eve.
Kai: Grr…I despise you.
Kaiomi: I know so what is it going to be?
Kai: Fine, I'll go on a date.
Kasumi: I'm so happy! Thank you Kaiomi! *Grabs a straightjacket, handcuffs, and a leash* We're going to have so much fun! *Traps Kai in a death hug*
Kai: Stop this nightmare! And I can't breath!
Kaiomi: Oops, I almost forgot to write the disclaimer, and in this chap I'll write in straight dialogue format, so you guys don't get confused.
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or any other anime but I wish I did!
Key:
*s are descriptions and actions
~s are my notes
Italicized stuff are a characters' thoughts
Malik: Now how the heck are we going to get out of here?
Y/M: You know I could…
Everyone: NO!
Y/M: Sheesh, I was just making a suggestion.
Ryou: *Starts to turn back into his normal color* The only practical way to get out of this elevator is to wait for help to arrive or to go through the exit.
Bakura: What exit? *Begins to shake his hikari's shoulders* Tell me!
Ryou: It-it's u-up th-th-there. *He points to the corner of the ceiling*
Bakura: I'll blast it then.
Yami: You idiot! The last thing we need is to be trapped then eventually die in a burning elevator caused by your blast.
Bakura: Then what's your bright idea Einstein?
Yami: Simple, I'll lift Yugi through the exit and he can throw down a rope and one of us then one of us with the power of our Millennium Item can open the nearest door and call for help.
Yugi: Why me?
Yami: Because you're the lightest person in here.
Yugi: Well all right, but where are we going to get the rope?
Bakura: Your genius surprises me Yami.
Yami: Shut up.
*Beep-beep-boop-beep*
Bakura: Who's damn phone is that?
Yami: Wait, did you just say phone?
*Everyone turns to stare at the corner of the room where the sound's coming from, and it just happens to be Tristan's pocket that seems to be making that noise^^*
Tristan: Er I have to take a call…
Bakura: I WILL KILL YOU FOR THIS!
Y/M: I never thought that entertainment could be found in an elevator.
Everyone except Bakura and Tristan has a sweatdrop on their head.
*Yami and Joey hold onto Bakura's arms, preventing him from coming close to Tristan*
Tristan: Um hi mom, yeah I know I'll call you when I get back, bye. *Tristan clicks his phone off* I sorta forgot that I had a phone…
Bakura: *fumes* YOU IDIOT! HOW CAN YOU FORGET THAT?
Mai: As I said before, boys can sometimes be stupider than bugs.
Joey: I really take offense in that.
Tea: It's all right Joey, you'll get used to it.
Isis: Can we just call Kaiba now?
Mai: Oh yeah, Tristan phone please. *A very embarrassed Tristan hands over the cell and Mai dials collect (the 1-800-COLLECT number)* Okay, um hi operator Kaiba Corporation Headquarters please, thank you. Are you the secretary? May I speak to Mr. Seto Kaiba, thank you. KAIBA YOU BETTER FIX THIS DAMN ELEVATOR NOW! WE'VE BEEN TRAPPED IN THIS STINKIN' PLACE FOR ALMOST TWENTY MINUTES! SO GET YOUR LAZY BUTT OFF THE CHAIR AND ORDER SOME MECHANIC TO FIX THIS THING NOW! Thank you.
Isis: Seems that Kaiba was on the phone after she spoke to the secretary.
Tea: *Sweatdrop* Yeah.
~And so after Mai totally flamed Kaiba over the phone a few minutes later the elevator started to work again.~
Mai: See what a little persuasion can do?
Bakura: Woah, I didn't know that girls could be that demanding.
Mai: Thank you.
Joey: I think the elevator reached the top.
~The elevator door opens revealing a large hallway brightly lit by lava lamps (I love lava lamps!) and a thick, richly embroidered royal blue carpet that covered the floor.~
Yugi: Wow…
Yami: Lets go.
Joey: It's door number three right Tristan?
Tristan: Yeah, I think so. ~Tristan mind you is still walking a distance away from Bakura, who is currently planning to send him to the Shadow Realm when no one is looking.~
*Yami opens the door*
Kaiba: Welcome Yugi *he sees everyone else in the back of Yami and Yugi* and uh his companions. Ready to duel Yugi?
Yugi: Yeah.
Yugi solemnly walks up to the platform and it rises simultaneously as Kaiba. Both of the platforms lock into place, the life points of each challenger is turned to 2000, and the duel officially begins!
Kaiomi: Did I mention that I love hangovers? I am sorry that this chappie is very short again but the next will be longer…I promise!
Kaiba: You said that in the last chapter.
Kaiomi: I forgot, by the way…I am sooo sorry Ryou!
Ryou: ???
Kaiomi: I've been spelling your name wrong this entire time up until this chapter!
Ryou: Um its okay…
Kaiomi: No it's not! And I blame Kaiba because he was here the entire time I've been writing and he hasn't corrected me!
Kaiba: Why does everything end up being my fault?
Kaiomi: Because I like hitting you on the head.
Kaiba: *Straps on a helmet*
Kaiomi: *Hugs Ryou tightly* I'm sorry!!!
Ryou: It's *gasp* okay really!
Kaiomi: Here then *loosens grip a little* have a cookie I just baked.
Ryou: Thanks. *Eats the cookie*
Kaiba: So you actually saved some chocolate chips for the cookies?
Kaiomi: Yep. But I made a slight adjustment to the recipe.
Kaiba: Which is…
Kaiomi: I put sleeping draught in the mix!
Ryou: 0_0 *Begins to fall asleep*
Kaiomi: Sorry Ryou but I like you too much so I'll take you hostage before anyone can take you away from me!
Kaiba: You know you're crazed and mentally unstable right?
Kaiomi: ^.^
*Yugi enters the room*
Kaiomi: You want a cookie Yugi?
Yugi: Sure, but what's Ryou doing sleeping on the floor?
Kaiomi: He was just tired.
Yugi: Oh. *Grabs a cookie from the plate*
Kaiba: This is going to be a long day…
Tell me how you guys think about my story and Merry Christmas! I don't really mind flames…just if you do flame me don't be really harsh on me. ^^ Thanks!
~Kaiomi