Kaiomi: Thank you Yami's Girl, Julia, and Jessica for reviewing my last chapter! So I'll do your request Yami's Girl. *Drags an upset tied-up Yami from a closet and ties him to a chair*
Kaiba: How did you manage to restrain Yami may I ask?
Kaiomi: Simple, I 'accidentally' left some of last weeks cookies with the special sleeping ingredient on the kitchen counter and I 'accidentally' didn't tell Yami so he 'accidentally' ate them and fell asleep.
Kaiba: Ur…okays. I am never going to eat any food left out in the open in your house.
Kaiomi: *Niko* So Yami's Girl you can come in now!
Yami's Girl: *Opens the room door* Yey! Hi Yami! *Hugs an obviously flustered Yami* I love you Yami!
Kaiomi: So for today you can take Yami and have fun!
Yami: Mfrrm!!!!!!!!!!
Yami's Girl: We're going to have the best time ever! *Drags Yami onto a small wagon and begins to pull it out of the room* Thanks Kaiomi!
Kaiomi: Hmm, since Yami's Girl and Yami are gone where's Yugi?
Yugi: Here I am! *Appears from the doorway* But where was my hikari doing with that girl?
Kaiomi: Um he was just going out with a friend for some fresh air.
Yugi: Okay I guess…
Kaiomi: ~changes the subject~ Here you go Yugi! *Yugi receives Baby Dragon, Petit Angel, Blue Eyes White Dragon, and Kirby plushies (I ran out of cute duel monsters to make into plushies, but Kirby's cute too^^).
Yugi: ^.^ I'm happy now *Yugi hugs and armful of dolls*
Kaiba: Is it just me or is everyone who enters your room either totally obsessed with someone or just plain weird with the exception of me?
Kaiomi: *Hits Seto with 5-foot long mallet* That's not very nice thing to say in front of Yugi.
Kaiba: I just noticed. *Rubs his head* But you could take it easy with the mallet hitting. I'm not like one of those whack-a-moles at the arcade.
Kaiomi: Yes you are.
Kaiba: I won't even ask how your brain functions.
Kaiomi: ^^ Well I'd better start the story…
Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh! or other animes or much of anything else, but I do own a slice of chocolate cake I baked that's next to me!
Kaiba: Do you want to poison yourself or get hyper?
Kaiomi: My cooking isn't poison! Well it might be, I didn't exactly follow the recipe in the cookbook but the cake has frosting and frosting has sugar (I put 3 cups of powered sugar in the frosting to be exact) so it should taste good even if it kills me later. And two of my relatives ate it last night and they aren't dead now so there!
Kaiba: Why did I even ask?
Kaiomi: Because you've been hit too many times by me to make any sense.
Kaiba: That sorta does make sense in a scary way…
~It might have gotten a little confusing in the last chapter so I should probably explain it. In chapter 5, Showdown! Yugi and Kaiba finally get a chance to duel. Yugi wins by playing the card that he found called the Heart of the Cards, which is made from Kasumi's trapped soul. If you read carefully in the previous chapters, Bakura was the robed person in the underground chamber. Bakura's objective in Egypt was to harness Kasumi's powers as the Guardian of the Shadow Realm for himself (he still wants to do that). Anyway, when Yugi played that card, it unleashed Kasumi's soul and the virtual stadium made her into a person again and so Kaiba's Blue Eyes was blown to pieces and she was still visible even after the stadium was turned off. But the energy she spent also temporarily removed the powers that were given to her in Egypt that's why her wings disappeared, well you could say it was like a sugar burst and after you feel like you have no energy at all afterwards (that's the best case I could use). After the duel, Kaiba offers everyone to stay at his mansion for the night because it's nearby and this is basically where it ended. So on with the story! Sorry again that the chaps were so short. It's because I'm still grounded until further notice so I have limited time on the computer, but my parents were out a few times last week so I could type longer stuff. And I'm working on a story for English at school, so it's hard to work on two things at once.~ ^.~
Key:
*s are descriptions and actions
~s are my notes
Italicized stuff are a characters' thoughts
After much arguing, shouting, pushing, swearing, and glimpses of glowing Millennium Items, everyone eventually agreed to go to Kaiba's house. Twenty minutes later all fourteen people are in a large bus with Kaiba driving.
Joey: Are you sure we should be letting Kaiba drive?
Tristan: Yeah, he could purposely crash us into a fire hydrant and we would all drown, but he would make it out though the driver's escape door.
Joey: I was thinking the same thing then he could steal all of Yugi's cards while we're drowning because they'll wash out of the window…
Kaiba: Will you two back there just shut up?!
Yami: Now you know how I feel with these two. ~Yami, by the way, is still holding the unconscious Kasumi in his lap.~
Kaiba: I feel twice your pain and suffering.
Royu: Hey, Kaiba is that your house? *Points to a hotel-like structure at the dead end of the street*
Kaiba: *Slows the bus down and parks it in his long driveway* Yeah.
Mai: So this is how the rich ones live.
Isis: I guess so.
Kaiba: If it's okay I'll just order pizza, there's no way my fridge has enough food to feed all of you.
Joey: I want to order the pizzas!
Kaiba: Fine dog-boy here's my cell.
Joey: Yes! *Starts dialing*
Yugi: Are you sure he knows what he's doing?
Tristan: Yeah. *Shakes his head* Joey managed to memorize all the numbers of pizza places in the whole town.
Yugi: *Sweatdrop* Okay then I want pepperoni.
Soon everyone starts talking what he or she wants and Kaiba as usual gets pissed off at them and begins yelling.
Kaiba: It would be nice if all of you could get out of the bus first unless you all want to sleep in the bus the whole night! ~That finally got everyone's attention and people started piling out and Joey's still talking to the pizza guy.~ I have to remember not to do anymore random acts of kindness to people.
Twenty minutes later with everyone seated in Kaiba's living room (Ryou's playing PS2 with Mokuba)…
Joey: When is the pizza going to come?
Yami: Joey you just ate ten chocolate bars and two bags of chips.
Joey: Yeah but Tristan took half of the food we got.
Tristan: ^^
Tea: How did you get food in the first place?
Joey: Well you see…*Yami nudges Joey hard with his elbow and indicates toward Kaiba looking at them* Uh that's not important, we just found it lying around.
*Ding-dong-ding-dong*
Yami: That's how normal people ring doorbells Joey. *Joey blushes*
Kaiba: I'll answer it. *Walks out of the room* What the…! Joey! You get your ass here and explain this!
Tea: What'd you do now Joey?
Joey: Um…nothing.
Kaiba: *Appears from the doorway looking very furious* Joey, why may I ask did you order two truckloads of pizza?
Joey: I thought we could have some of the leftovers for breakfast and um…
Mokuba: *Pauses the game and looks out the window* Hey big brother, there's some more trucks coming.
Kaiba: What!!!!! Joey I will kill you. *Ryou, Yugi, and Tristan hold him back from attacking Joey*
Yami: You have to wait in line; I'm killing him first.
Kaiba: *Relaxes a little* Fine, but you will have to pay me back somehow.
Joey: But that's usually how much Tristan and I order and since there are other people I added another fifty pizzas.
Isis: Joey, you do realize that not everyone has the same appetite as you right?
Joey: Now I do.
Y/M: I could take care of him for both of you…
Everyone: NO!!!
Y/M: Geez third time this day I was yelled at for offering some help.
Malik: Yami, it's because Yami and Kaiba want to enjoy having the pleasure of torturing their victims.
Y/M: Okay…
~Fifteen minutes later the pizza delivery guys finally stopped bringing in pizzas to Kaiba's living room and the stacks of pizza boxes practically touch the ceiling~
Mokuba: Cool! An infinite supply of pizza!
Kaiba: Oh well everyone can just eat whatever they can. Bathrooms are the right door at the end of each hallway. Guys sleep on the second floor and girls sleep on the third floor. There's enough room for everyone so there should be no complaints and no dead bodies in the morning. *Stares at Y/M and Bakura who are trying to look as innocent as possible* And Joey you owe me two thousand dollars because of the pizza and soda by the end of the month.
Joey: Shoot. But at least I spent it on food.
Tea: Isn't that what you usually do?
Joey: Uh yeah. Hey, Tristan buddy! Will you help me pay the bill off?
Tristan: Fine but I know I'll regret it.
Joey: Dinnertime! *Grabs a box for him self and begins to eat two slices at once*
Mai: Joey, will you please close your mouth while you're eating? It looks disturbing.
Joey: Well, you don't have to look at me. *A piece of pepperoni flies out of his mouth onto her pate*
Mai: This is very uncivilized. *Flicks the piece back at Joey's head*
Serenity: He's even worse at home.
Mai: I can just imagine…*Begins to flick her pepperonis at Joey to irritate him*
~Across the room~
Yugi: Hey Yami?
Yami: What?
Yugi: What are you going to do with that girl you're holding? *Takes a bite out of his pizza*
Yami: I don't actually know. You want to come with me to drop her off in a bedroom?
Yugi: Sure. *Follows Yami up the stairs into the first bedroom*
Yami: Geez this place is huge just for two people to live in.
Yugi: Uh huh. This room has two beds! Can I sleep in here too Yami?
Yami: Sure bro. *Dumps Kasumi on the bed nearest to the door* I can just sleep on a chair, you can take the other bed
Yugi: Kays, lets go back to the food!
Yami: All right.
~Back to the living room an hour later at 9:30p.m.~
Tea: How can you and Tristan still be eating?
Joey: It's easy, just put food in you mouth, chew, then swallow.
Tea: Why did I even ask?
Isis: Because you knew you would get a stupid answer?
Tea: Yep, that's basically it.
Tristan: That's it I'm full. *Stacks another empty box to his high pile*
Mai: Where does all that food go?
Tristan: Into muscle of course.
Mai: *Hits her head with a pizza box*
Yugi: You done yet Joey?
Joey: Almost, *finishes the last cheese pizza then closes the box* I got sixty-four boxes how many do you have?
Tristan: Sixty-five! I finally beat you!
Tea: You guys have an eating contest?
Joey: Why not? It's fun.
Tea: Mai hand me the box you were whacking yourself with.
Mai: Sure.
Yami: Did anyone see Malik, Y/M, and Bakura?
Ryou: I think they went upstairs a while ago with a box.
Yami: How about Kaiba?
Royu: He went directly upstairs after the pizza arrived. And Mokuba told me he was going to his room.
Serenity: So what are we going to do with the leftovers?
Joey and Tristan: Breakfast!!!
Mai: I will never understand those two.
Ryou: How about we all go to sleep? That way we can study early tomorrow morning.
Tea: That sounds like a good idea.
Tristan: But Joey and me will stay up…
Joey: And watch TV. ^^
Yugi: Then night guys. *Sleepily walks up the stairs with Yami behind him*
~*~*~*~
Kaiomi: This chap was kinda, sorta long for me to write. But it was mostly about pizza because I was hungry.
Kaiba: And where the heck did I go? I wasn't in the story for most of it.
Kaiomi: Um you went someplace…
Yugi: And I got pizza!
Kaiba: How did Yugi get in here?
Kaiomi: Yugi's so cute and short! *Hugs Yugi and pats his head*
Kaiba: He isn't a dog you know.
Kaiomi: ^.^
Kaiba: Okay…
Kaiomi: But I feel so sad! I have to go back to school on Monday! It's not fair!
Kaiba: That's life.
Kaiomi: Kaiba buy me another week of vacation please!
Kaiba: *Sweatdrop* You can't buy time.
Kaiomi: Shucks. *Tear* But it would make me feel better if you guys review!
Kaiba: And she'll do her best to do or follow your guys suggestions and requests.
Kaiomi: Yep so review! ^^