This is an extremely odd but funny dream my friend had and she wrote it up. Please review! (Any
flames will be used to fry people who annoy me ^_^)
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha, the story's not even mine; it's my friend's dream.
Anger Issues!
Ch. 1: Very odd people and the appearance of Fluffy-sama ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
"I'm NOT going in the water!" said an irritated cat demon named Kristina.
"Oh come on, it'll be great!!" cheered a hyper fox demon named Tammy.
"In case you didn't know I'm a cat demon and cat.........hmph WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU
DOING?!?!?!!!" screamed Kristina as she was lifted above tammy's head and thrown into the freezing
ocean water. "HELP! *gurgle* I *gurgle* can't swim!" she said as she began to sink. 'Oh my god I'm
gonna die' was all she thought as she sank closer to the sea floor.
"Tammy you screw up!" screamed a very angry dog demon named Elizabeth as she quickly to the cat
demon and she pulled kristina up by her hair out of the water. "You idiot, she passed out!"
A very amused Sesshoumaru watched from the bushes as the black haired dog demon pulled a blonde
cat demon from out of the water. He almost laughed when he noticed she had passed out. "Weak cat,
can't even swim."
"My lord, did you say something?"
"Shut up Jaken. Did I give you permission to speak?" he said, hitting the toad over the head.
"I'm so sorry forgive me my lord it will never happen again!" said a groveling Jaken.
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"Huh where am I?" said a groggy Kristina sitting up.
"On a boat in the middle of the ocean." said Tammy.
"WHAT?!" she screamed sitting up and finding herself on a boat in the middle of the ocean.
"We found part of a torso ashore after you passed out. We went out to investigate and we couldn't
leave you on shore passed out." said an unusually calm Elizabeth.
"Yes you could've and where the hell did the boat come from?"
"Tammy did a spell and amazingly enough, it worked without turning any of us into toads!"
"I HEARD THAT YOU KNOW!" Tammy screamed.
"Of course you did.......and there's no reason to shout in my EAR!" Elizabeth said getting close to
Tammy's ear.
"Ow.......hey that was mean! Hey, where did Kristina go?"
"She's gone?"
"Yeah."
"Well there isn't many places to go the boat's really small." Elizabeth said looking around the tiny boat.
"Hey I see her!"
"Kristina are you ok?" Elizabeth said patting her seasick friend's back as she threw up again.
"I will once we get off this cursed boat.....!" she said forcing her mouth into a weak smile.
"Um guys.....bad news we're being attacked!" yelled Tammy.
"SHIT!" Kristina said as 6 shark demons boarded their boat.
"Fresh meat." they chorused.
"I'll give you fresh meat you bunch of assholes!" Kristina yelled lunging at one of them slicing him in half
with one swipe of her claw.
"Kristina watch out!" yelled Tammy as a shark demon grabbed Kristina by her short blonde hair and
threw her across the boat.
"I will not allow you to live!" screamed Elizabeth slicing one in half and strangling another with her tail.
"I'll make you wish you were never born you bastards!" Kristina said as she transformed into a cat.
"What the HELL?!" she cried as she dropped to the ground the size of a normal cat. "I'm supposed to
be huge!"
"What happened?" Elizabeth said wiping her hands on her kimono.
"I got no idea."
"Oooh a kitty!" cried Tammy as she picked up the flailing cat.
"Put me down you idiot!"
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Sesshoumaru nearly died when he saw the cat demon turn into a kitten. As he pulled up near their boat
he could smell the fresh blood of the demons they just destroyed. "How cute.....3 little demons...and
one a kitten." he said haughtily.
"Who the hell is that?" screamed Kristina.
"Here kitty kitty want a piece of meat?" he said tauntingly holding up a fish.
"Why you asshole if I was bigger I would rip your insides out and force them down your mouth!"
"Don't say that! Do you know who that is? It's Sesshoumaru lord of the western lands strongest dog
demon ever!" Tammy said.
"Correction strongest demon." corrected Fluffy.
"I don't give a fly fuck who he is I'd still kick his ass if I was big!" and at that exact moment she turned
into a giant cat.
Sesshoumaru watched as this demon who dared to talk back to him turn into a giant cat lunging toward
him ripping his boat in half and sinking it in the process.
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"Ha ha!" kristina laughed as Fluffy landed in the water. "Ya wet dog!"
"Um I hate to burst your bubble but you're sinking the boat." said a still calm Elizabeth."You might
wanna turn back now."
"Sure.......How do I do that?"
"I dunno!"
"I got an idea I'll make the boat bigger with a spell!" Tammy said joyfully.
"NO!" Elizabeth and Kristina cried in unison.
The boat turned big for a split second before turning into a rubber one. Unfortunately Kristina spazzed
and popped it landing them all in the ocean.
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So, how'd ya like it? Please review!
I'll update as soon as Kristina writes the next part!
Ja ne