Hi!!!!!!! Here's the second chapter! Thanks to anyone who reviewed!!!
Disclaimer (do I really have to put one on every chapter?) : I don't own anything here. If I said I did, I'd probably be in a mental institute. Inuyasha belongs to Rumiko Takahashi, and the dream is my friend's.
Anger Issues
ch. 2 Drowning people, mansions on fire, and Jaken's obsession with eating crickets
Okay, so everyone's drowning right? Well, only Kristina is, but let's not go there.
"Um *gurgle* guys *gurgle* I'm drowning *gurgle* again!" cried a frantic Kristina.
Elizabeth turned into a giant dog so that she could aid Kristina. "Get on my back." Elizabeth said as Tammy climbed on.
"Ok!" Kristina said, getting on the nearest giant dog's back. Unfortunately, it was Sesshoumaru's.
"Get off!" he yelled shaking. But this made Kristina dig her claws deep into his flesh. Noticing his worsening predicament, Sesshoumaru grabbed her with his enormous paws and flung her through the air only to land back in the water.
"Hey you can't......WAK! Don't do it!!!" *splash* (again.....*sigh*) Kristina said as she was flung through the air again.
On the third time she was ready for him and grabbed on to his tail. Seeing that she wasn't going to give up, he allowed her to stay on.
About 3/4's of the way there, Kristina began to feel light headed. 'Oh shit, I'm gonna pass out!' she thought, slipping silently into unconsciousness.
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When she next awoke, Kristina was in a beautiful room. But she had barely a second to survey her new surroundings when a small mortal girl jumped on the bed nearly knocking her over.
"What the....?! Who the hell are you?!" Kristina said a bit too meanly.
"I'm Rin. Rin has been waiting for you to wake up." said the small girl, not noticing the cold stare of the abruptly wakened cat demon.
"Well, Rin, where in the seven hells am I?" she said even colder than before.
"Oh you're in Sesshou-papa's mansion!" said the young girl still oblivious to the cold and emotionless stare of the young woman across from her.
"Sesshou-papa? Oh, you mean Sesshou-asshole. I know who you're talking about." kristina said, flinging the silky covers off and nearly throwing Rin into the wall in the process.
When she walked out, Rin following close on her heels, she saw Sesshoumaru trying to stop the groveling Tammy from kissing his feet, and Elizabeth nearly asleep standing up by a tree.
"Hey Asshole!" Kristina yelled, trying to piss sesshoumaru off.
Looking up from a groveling Tammy, Sesshoumaru saw the haughty Kristina walking towards him. Her smart-ass comments had always seemed to enrage him more than they should. Why? That was something he didn't know.
"I see you did not notice the kimono on the chair in your room." He said as coolly as possible , looking her up and down.
"Yeah, I saw it but didn't want to wear it. Not really to my taste." Kristina said.
"Oh, so you wear men's kimonos because you like them." Sesshoumaru didn't even bother to hide the sarcasm in his voice as he replied.
"Not that easy to fight in, ya know." Kristina said. "Damn, does anyone know what heat is for here?"
"I'll start a fire!" said an ever cheerful Tammy.
"NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!" chorused everyone except for Rin who was busy playing with Kristina's soft tail. But Tammy started one anyway and, of course, it backfired, turning Kristina into a cricket and Elizabeth into the animal she hated the most.......a squirrel. (Note: I actually don't hate squirrels that much, but oh well)
"You stupid dunce! When I get back to normal I'm gonna......." began Kristina but she was interrupted by the growling stomach of Jaken.
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The spectacle before him was nauseating. He watched as the group ran in circles. Jaken was chasing the now cricket Kristina, Elizabeth was spazzing and biting Tammy, who was trying to stop Jaken from eating kristina, and Rin was watching the ever burning fire. The din grew and Sesshoumaru's sensitive ears began to ache, his head screaming for quiet. He tried to block it out, he tried to hush them, but the couldn't hear him. He would be deafened. He would go insane.
"SHUT UP!!!!!" he roared, scaring every bird out of every tree.
Huh?" they all said, save Rin who was still watching the fire.
By now Kristina and Elizabeth started to change back. Elizabeth had her normal body but her head was tiny and still a squirrel's. Kristina was just the opposite, her body was bigger, but still a cricket's, and her head was normal.
He finally got their attention. "Ok." he said, his heart rate beginning to go back to its normal pace. "I would like everyone to calm down and stop yell....." His voice was soon drowned out by yet another fight.
Jaken had been chewing on Kristina's leg, and she had started beating the crap out of him.......except for, yup, you guessed it, Rin, who was still looking at the fire.
"Wait, stop! I smell smoke!" Kristina yelled jumping to her no longer cricket feet.
"Me too." Elizabeth said looking around for the source.
"Hey, I heard that where there's smoke, there's a fire!" said a stupid Tammy.
"Oh shit, the house is on fire!" Kristina yelled, just noticing that Sesshoumaru had a burning log in his hand and was throwing it into the house. "And Sesshoumaru did it?"
"Hey, stop it!" Elizabeth said, grabbing the insane dog demon.
Sesshoumaru began blaming everything on the others.
"Well, as I recall, you are the one who lit your house on fire."
The two began fighting. Kristina turned into a giant cat demon and started eating Sesshoumaru. Of course, she forgot that he was poisonous.....and she passed out again. Sesshoumaru, being the jerk that he is, threw her in the river to drown.
The whole time this was happening, everyone else was running through the forest, forgetting all about Kristina and her anger issues.
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