Hi!!!!!!! ^_^ Here's ch.3!!!!! Just so ya people know, this story's gonna be pretty long.......you see, it's not one dream, it's a series of dreams........how odd is that? Kinda cool though.


Anyways.........

Anything in parentheses ( ) is a note from Kristina, anything in these funny looking brackets is a note from me.


Disclaimer: I don't have enough money to own Inuyasha. And the dream's not mine either. So bite me! (Not......!)




Anger Issues

ch.3 Why Sesshoumaru's pant legs are so puffy, odd pairings, and an odd proposal



Now Kristina's drowning again in the ocean. (Note: Sesshoumaru threw her in the river, the river leads to the ocean) Sesshoumaru goes on a guilt trip and searches for her. When he finds her, he drags her out. So now she's sopping wet, dying from poison, has sand down her shirt, and is unconscious.


note: this little paragraph is kinda odd...... Sesshoumaru looked at the unconscious cat demon. She looked so sweet and calm when she was sleeping. He took the cloth off her head and felt it. She was burning up with fever. He had to get her to the nearest doctor. He got up, wrapping her in his arms, for the first time noticing how thin and frail she was. He then began his long trek across the water to a small island where the demon herbalist Marunas weird name. I didn't make it up, I swear! Kristina did! lived.


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Meanwhile, in the forest, the others were meeting up with their boyfriends. In this very odd fic, Kouga and Kagome are married and have a daughter named Kayan. If anyone insults this name, be prepared to die. It's my Chinese name pronounced English-style Inuyasha and Elizabeth are going out. Miroku and Tammy are going out. Poor Sango married Naraku, and Kikyou is his servant/assassin.

Everyone's making out with their 'significant other'. (partner) Jaken is trying to kiss Shippou ew! and Rin is beating the shit out of Jaken. Pretty soon, Shippou was in the middle being stretched between the two.


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She woke up groggy and tired. She was in what appeared to be a small hut filled with glass jars and odd smelling herbs. She got off the bed, which appeared to be a straw pallet on a wooden frame, and walked out the door.

The sun glared into her eyes as she walked to a stream and sat down. She felt peaceful. The birds were singing. She ran her hand through the clear blue water. *Fwump* A kimono landed on her head. *Twik Twik* She slowly turned to see Sesshoumaru. Her good mood turned sour.

"What the hell is this?!" Kristina said, her anger rising.

"They call it a girls' kimono. I gave it to you to wear seeing as your other clothes are so shabby." He said motioning to her clothes.

"No they're.......ok, yeah, they are, but where did you get it?" She said, going into an oddly close by dressing room.

"Out of my pants." he said calmly.

"WAK!" Kristina said, knocking the dressing room down. (She was dressed for all you sickos out who think she wasn't) "Did I hear you say you got them out of you pants?!"

"Yes, I put them in there to make the bottoms puffy." he said.

"You're odd. These things suck." Kristina said punching the air. "I'm going to town. Don't follow me." she said, leaving and going into the town.

"This town reeks of human." she said, turning a corner and knocking a girl down and scattering the contents of her basket.

"Oh shit! I'm sorry!" Kristina said, standing up.

"You stupid demon! You're all alike!" she said and continued to keep yelling about demons. is this even correct grammar? Never mind.......I don't really want to know.

"Um.....I'll help pick it up." Kristina said, picking it up and noticing that the jars were labeled 'eyes of a frog', 'wings of a fly', etc.

"What.....? A demon offering to help....?" she said, astonished. "Thank you. My name is Xiang the Black, sorceress of the dark land of Nianor. another odd name.....*sweatdrop* But you can call me Xiang."

"Oh thanks. So where do you live?" Kristina asked, standing up.

"Over this way." Xiang replied.

"Where in the seven hells were you?!" said a very pissed Sesshoumaru.

"Get away from MY woman!" cried Malfoy. you know, from Harry Potter? He just popped up.

"Who?" Kristina said, looking around. "You.....What are you doing here?"

"It is I, Malfoy, and I have come to take you back with me, my darling." said the snake demon Malfoy.

"I am NOT your damn.....huh WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!" Kristina screamed as he threw her over his arm and took her to a nearby hut. Sesshoumaru tried to stop him but Naraku, Sango, and Kikyou showed up and they started fighting.


Malfoy had put Kristina in a spelled hut that could not be opened from the inside, and he had returned to the fight.


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Meanwhile...........

"Um Elizabeth.....I was wondering if you would um......" Inuyasha started.

"What, Inuyasha?" Elizabeth asked.

"Um......."

"Get on with it!" everyone yelled from the bushes, including the just arrived Jillian (Please don't hit me I put you in th story Jill happy?) Who was Kouga's sister and Tammy's twin, even if they fight all the time.

"Would you marry me?" he blurted out.

"Of course, Inu-baby!" she said, hugging him. Suddenly breaking the hug and knocking Elizabeth over, Inuyasha looked around.

"I smell Naraku." he said.

"Well, I guess we're leaving then." the gang said.

"Be careful, Kouga.: Kagome said.

"Bye bye Papa!" said Kayan.

"Don't worry, we will be back." Kouga said reassuringly.


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So they finally got there and began battling Naraku and the others, while Kristina and her anger issues waited patiently.....ok, impatiently....throwing things around.






note from Kristina: How am I doing? I hope you like it. Sorry the chapters are short, but I got school and all so there....don't have much time.



Note from me: uh, this isn't short, it took me about an hour to type! Ok, well maybe I type kinda slow.....not to mention being distracted all the time...... The review button's just waiting to be clicked........