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Sorry about taking so long to update..........actually it's only been a couple days.........*sweatdrop* Anyways, I just probably think it's long cause I have no patience whatsoever............. ^ ^ ;

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Anything in parentheses ( ) is a note from Kristina, anything in these funny looking brackets is a note from me.




Anger Issues

ch.4 Elemental spirits and food poisoning



Sesshoumaru tells Tammy, Elizabeth, and Jillian where Kristina is and they go to save her. By the way, Xiang's there too. When they get there, they are so happy they hug each other. (For everyone with a sick mind, none of them are bi or lezbo) When they hug they start to glow. When they are done glowing, they have new weapons and kimonos, capes, and masks.

"Oh my gosh!" they said.

"By the gods......you four are the legendary demon spirits who will return Japan back to a peaceful and prosperous land!" said Xiang, mouth open in amazement.

Naraku, noticing that he was no match for them, retreated with his head intact, even if his pride wasn't.

Kristina, being completely oblivious to everything Xiang had said, was dancing around. "Heh, look, I'm the crazy shaman! La dee la!"

"This has amazing balance." Jillian said, slicing through the air with her new sword.

"Hey, how come I get a stick?" Kristina said, beginning to get pissed. "This sucks." she said, wacking it against the wall, knocking a jewel out.

"Wak! What are you doing?! Does thee not understand you are the elemental demon spirit!" Xiang screamed.

"What's a demon elementary spirit?" said a confused Tammy. (Ha, like she's ever not confused)

"Elemental demon spirits." Xiang corrected.

"Oh." said an embarrassed tammy.

"You didn't answer the question." observed Elizabeth.

Kristina, becoming bored, was wearing the mask and hood and smashing the staff against the wall.

"Stop doing that!" Xiang yelled.

"Sorry." Kristina said.

"You, Tammy, are the spirit of earth, your mask heals and those wristbands enhance your claws' ability. Jillian, your spirit is wind, your mask is memory, and your sword can cut through anything. Elizabeth, your spirit is fire, your mask is disguise, and your bow and arrows here enhance speed. And Kristina, your spirit is water, your mask is truth, and your......Wak! What are you doing?!" Xiang said as Kristina threw the staff at the wall, causing it to go through the wall and several trees.

"Stupid gems were cutting my hand and a stick is useless in a fight!" Kristina said, looking at the cuts on her hands.

By now, everyone was in the doorway. Sesshoumaru was standing on Jaken's head to see.

"That was a staff to use magic and it was cutting you because you haven't fused with it yet!" Xiang said.

"Oh shit! I better go get it then." Kristina said, going out through the hole in the wall.

"I've found you my love." Malfoy said from the bushes.

"Shut up." Kristina said, turning into a big cat and squishing him under her paw.


Later that night while making a fire..........

"Hey, this would make good firewood." Miroku said picking up the staff they had been looking for for hours.

"Wak! Don't do it you idiot!" Kristina yelled, jumping over the fire and knocking Miroku down and catching the front of her kimono and her tail on fire. Okay, so now everyone's beating the crap out of Miroku.

"Um, Kristina? Did you know your tail's on fire?" Rin said.

"What?!" Kristina said looking down. "Wak! It is!" she said, running around in circles. "Put it out! Put it out!" she screamed.

Seeing the young cat demon's predicament, Sesshoumaru decided to help out.

"Huh?" Kristina said as she was thrown through the air into an icy stream. "Wak! Help *gurgle* .......help......"

"Hey stupid, stand up." Sesshoumaru said.

Kristina did and found the water was barely up to her knee. that is really stupid Mentally kicking herself, she walked out of the water, her face burning bright red.

Sesshoumaru watched as the young girl walked out of the water, her face red with embarrassment.


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The next day, after Tammy woke up.

"Hey look, the kimono fixed itself." she said, looking down at the place on her kimono where the burn hole used to be as she gave everyone a bowl of soup.

"Hey, not bad." Inuyasha said.

"It's good considering......." Jillian said.

"Considering what?" Kristina said looking up.

"Considering you can't cook." Jillian said slowly drinking the broth.

"Why you...........!" Kristina said as they engaged in a staring contest.

"What did you add?" Sesshoumaru said, looking up into Kristina's blue gray eyes.

"Oh........." she said looking at him. "That plant over there." she said, pointing at a spiny plant with white three petaled flowers.

"What?! You fool that's (big long name I can't remember!) !" Sesshoumaru screamed, throwing the bowl away.

"What's that?" Kristina said, looking confused.

"Only the most poisonous plant in the world." He said as everyone spat it out.

"Oh, I'm glad I didn't eat any." Kristina said.

"Well we did, and so didn't you." Elizabeth, pointing at the spoon Kristina had used to taste the broth.

"Shit!" Kristina said. "Wait, I remember something someone told me long ago."

"What?" Everyone yelled.

"Hmmmm.....oh well, I forgot." Kristina said.

"Jillian, use your mask to jog her memory." Xiang said to Jillian.

"Okay." Jillian said, putting on her mask and looking at Kristina. Everyone waited expectantly. "How?"

"Wak!" everyone said, falling over.

"Touch her temples." Xiang said, getting up and dusting herself off.

"Oh." Jillian said, doing so and concentrating on Kristina.

"I remember, Tammy, your mask can heal!" Kristina yelled.

"Wak!" everyone said, falling over again.

"I just told you that a few days ago! How could you forget?!" Xiang yelled.

"I dunno." Kristina said.

"Okay, I'll heal us!" Tammy said, smiling.

"I'm not turning into a squirrel again." Elizabeth said flatly.

"And I don't wanna be eaten by a toad." Kristina said, looking at Jaken.

"I'm sure my sister's not that bad." Kouga said defensively.

"Oh really?! When I was five she turned my favorite kimono into a stuffed animal!" Jillian yelled. (Note: Jillian and Tammy are twins but don't get along.)

"Let the dimwit try, if she fails we all die, if she doesn't, we live. We don't have anything to lose and everything to gain." Inuyasha said.

"I have to agree with the half breed." Sesshoumaru said.

"Okay, fine." everyone else said.

"Alright, here I go!" Tammy said.







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