New chapter!!!! ^_^
Disclaimer: ...........I don't wanna put one.
*copyright people come in with handcuffs*
Burakkuhime: Meep! Fine, I don't own Inuyasha!
Copyright people: *still standing there*
Burakkuhime: Ok, ok, I don't own the story either! It's my friend's dream! Satisfied?
Copyright people: *vanish into thin air*
Burakkuhime: Waaaaaaaahh! Not fair! *sniff* Anyways, anything in parentheses ( ) is a note from Kristina, and anything in these funny looking brackets is a note from me, and it'll be like that until I feel like changing it, so nyaahhh! *gets hit by a random frying pan* @_@
Anger Issues
ch. 5 Is this a dragon item?
"Hope this works!" Tammy said, putting on her mask and reciting a spell. 'Oh pleas God don't let me screw up cause if I do we're all dead!' she thought.
"You better not screw this up!" Kristina said, tightly shutting her eyes as a flash of green light flashed before them. A few seconds later, she opened her eyes to find small glowing orbs of magic that was left over floating around them.
"Are w-we dead?" She asked, memories flooding back. 'I hate magic, ever since that spring day at the temple when.........' she thought.
"Hey, you okay?"Jillian said.
"To answer your question, we're alive and it appears none of us are different species." Sesshoumaru said, looking at Kristina. 'She looked so sad a minute ago like she was on the verge of tears, why doesn't she act like that, with emotion, at any other time?' he thought.
"I told you my sister isn't that bad!" Kouga said, patting Tammy on the back.
"Oh my love, you've saved us!" Miroku said, hugging and kissing Tammy repeatedly.
"And you doubted her." Kouga said.
"Yeah, well if you're so confident in her abilities, why are you checking if you got any new arms, huh?" Inuyasha said.
"I am not." Kouga said, the lying sack of potatoes. (Yes, I said potatoes! Anybody wants to argue, I promise you pain! =)
Well, this accusation started a fight and it got ugly. Basically, Kouga and Inuyasha got in a fight. Oh, and by the way, Sesshoumaru's still looking at Kristina.
"Hey! What the hell are you looking at?! Stupid! I hate you! Don't look at me!" Kristina yelled, glaring at Sesshoumaru. (I don't hate you I have no idea why I said that in my dream I love you and yes I do have a giant list of 'guy friends' and I started to write it but my arm got tired and I wasn't even 1/1000000 of the way through =( !!!!!!!!!!!) yes, my friend is very weird. Don't ask. I don't even know. ~.~ *sweatdrop*
Realizing that he had been staring at the cat demon, Sesshoumaru looked away. 'Why do you have to make me so mad, don't you know how I feel?' he thought. I know, I know, very OOC. It's not my fault! "I wasn't looking at much, that's for sure." Sesshoumaru said.
"Ahem.........back to the subject. Good job Tammy (Ya screw up) but now we must discuss how we are to collect the dragon items." Xiang said, dusting herself off because the effects of the spell had been so strong it knocked her down. 'I'm th only one who got knocked down! Probably cause they're demons, duh, how could I forget? Really easy. They act more like two year olds.' she thought. (Note to Xiang: hello, don't hurt me!)
"I-he........What?" Jillian said, walking over to Xiang.
"The dragon items are mystical items that the elemental demon spirits are supposed to collect." Xiang said.
"Nay, I got stuff to do back home." Kristina said, and Elizabeth agreed.
"I don't care. [thought bubble: ya haughty little bitch!] It is your duty." Xiang said.
"But I wanna go with them this time, sucks if you've lived in it all your life." Tammy said pleadingly.
"There won't be a your time if you don't collect them." Xiang said.
"What?! Why?" Jillian said.
"Because you must wish for peace and prosperity to come back to Japan. If you don't, all of Japan is doomed!" Xiang said, emphasizing doomed.
"Ah shit. This sucks." Kristina said, groaning.
"Don't worry, we only have (a very large, long, and unable to write number) to collect." Xiang said.
*Groan* from everyone.
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(Mwahahahahah! Lizzy I'm writing your part! =) !!!!!!) Oh shut up.. !!!!!!
'Are we gonna walk forever? My legs hurt.......my arms are tired.....I got a back ache........' Suddenly Lizzy's thoughts were interrupted by the growling and always hungry stomach of Inuyasha.
"Lizzy Ramen I need ramen!" Inuyasha said, grabbing Lizzy's arm and making the weirdest face I have ever seen.
"Meep! Inuyasha, don't do that! Are you hungry honey? I'm sorry, I just gave the last of your ramen to Miroku to share with tammy. So sorry!" Elizabeth said soothingly, patting Inuyasha on the head. 'Poor Inu-baby is hungry again.' she thought.
"That butt rubber ate the last of MY RAMEN! I'm gonna kill that perverted son of a........ow Liz, why'd ya do that?" Inuyasha said, rubbing the bump on his head that Elizabeth made from hitting him on the head with a fan.
"Don't say that. Jeeeeez, the language Kristina teaches.....gad!" Elizabeth said sarcastically.
"Oh come on, I won't kill him, I'll just make sure he can't eat for a while." Inuyasha said, practically groveling. (People do that a lot in this dream don't they?)
"Alright, but I get to help." Elizabeth said. 'I'm gonna get that bastard......."Will you bear my child?" I'll show him true pain!!!!' she thought.
'She looks pissed' "Sure darling." Inuyasha said.
"Is this a dragon item?" Kristina said, picking up a stick.
"No." Xiang said.
"Is this a dragon item?" Kristina said, picking up an acorn.
"No." Xiang said.
"Is this a dragon item?" Kristina said, picking up Inuyasha.
"No, but I can use it for an experiment.........damn I don't have any jars big enough." Xiang said, pissed.
"Okay..........Is this a dragon item?" Kristina said, picking up Jaken.
"No, but I can use it." Xiang said, stuffing Jaken in a jar. (Mwahahahahahah!!! Jaken in a jar =) heehee)
"Is this a dragon item?" Kristina said, picking up a sleeping Sesshoumaru.
"No, but.......hey, I found a big enough jar." Xiang said, stuffing him in it.
"Hey *tink tink* lemme out *tink tink*" Sesshoumaru said, waking up.
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Later that night, at supper, Xiang let Sesshoumaru and Jaken out to get some fresh air. (Can't have them dying! =)
"Is this a dragon item?!" Sesshoumaru said, running at Kristina.
"Oh shit!" Kristina said.
Sesshoumaru grabbed her around the neck and started strangling her!
Ya, hi. Weird couples, ne? Actually, If this weren't so funny and my friend hadn't already told it to me, I would never have read it. I'm a huge Inuyasha/Kagome, Sango/Miroku, and Sesshoumaru/Rin fan. ^_^ Even though I write Sesshoumaru/OC fics every once in a while............Anyways, please review! Or I'll sic my crazy friends on you! I have more than one crazy friend, ya know. Or I could get my mad squirrel sister to attack you! Yes, she is really crazy. Last time she started acting like a 'mad squirrel', she spat all over the place and licked the walls. I practically locked her in a room and told everyone it was a mental institute. So ya better review!!!!!!!