Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho. ^_^ "Mmm mmm good!" Hiei cried as his toast popped up. "BUTTERED TOAST!" Brrrrring Brrrrring! "God, not the phone again!" Hiei groaned as he walked into the computer room. "Hehehehehe." Yusuke laughed as he reached in through the kitchen window from the tall tree. "Toast!" "I DON'T WANT A MONTHLY SUBSCRIPTION TO DEMON'S WEEKLY!!!" Hiei yelled as he slammed the phone down. "Uh oh!" Yusuke cried as he scrambled out of view. "He's coming back!" As Hiei trudged into the kitchen, Yusuke lost his balance and fell off the tree. "AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!" He yelled. CRASH! Hiei looked out the window but didn't see anything. "DANG BUSH!" "WAIT! WHERE'S MY TOAST?!!!!!?" Hiei grabbed another piece of bread and threw it

into the toaster. "RAAAAR!" As he walked into the bathroom to run the water for his bubble

bath... Yusuke looked through the window. "TOAST!" As soon as the toast popped up he

grabbed it, threw on some butter, and stuffed it in his mouth. Hiei came back carrying his lil

rubber ducky. "Come on Mr. Quackers." Hiei said cheerfully. "Let's get the toast!" Yusuke

flipped over the branch he was sitting on and hung from his hands. "FE FI FO FUM

SOMEBODY TOOK MY TOAST!!!" Hiei yelled. The next time he put bread in the toaster,

he unplugged it. "I'll catch that toast thief!" Yusuke popped up from the tree and jumped

through the window. "WHY HASN'T THE TOAST POPPED UP YET!" He turned around

with his back facing the toaster. Hiei grabbed the toaster. As Yusuke turned around, Hiei hit

him in the face with the toaster. "YOU DENTED MY TOASTER!" Hiei yelled as he continued

to hit Yusuke with it. *END*