DBZ MEETS YU YU HAKUSHO
Chapter 2 Goku and Chi-chi's House
~They finally reach the house where they see Chi-chi folding clothes and hanging some on the clothesline.~
Chi-chi: Hello boys. Who have you brought with you?
Botan: *whispering to Gohan* She seems nice.
Gohan: Yeah, sure. Until you get her mad. *seems uneasy* Aheh…yeah. Mom. These are some friends we just met. They're names are um…*hesitates* Oh, stupid me. I forgot to ask them their names.
Hiei: Idiot.
Chi-chi: *falls over anime-like* You brought them over and you don't even know their names?!
Kurama: Excuse me miss. I'm Kurama. Pleasure to meet you. Oh. *points to Hiei* and he's Hiei.
Hiei: Hmph.
Yusuke: Yusuke Urameshi. At your service.
Botan: I'm Botan. Spirit guide and pilot of the river sticks. I believe in your culture, they call me the grim reaper.
Chi-chi: Yeah right. The grim reaper.
Yusuke: *whispers to Kurama* I said the same thing and boy did she prove me wrong. *laughs and puts hand behind head*
Kurama: *laughing* I see.
Chi-chi: *fake smile* Well, I'm glad to meet you all. Come on in. *leads them inside*
~They all sit at the table and Chi-chi fixes them some food. Just then, Krillen, #18, and young Maron walk in.~
Chi-chi: *completely ignoring Krillin* Hello 18. And how is little Maron doing?
Yusuke: *to Kuwabara* Yeesh…look at that short dude. He has no nose! *laughs*
Kuwabara: *laughing histerically and spitting all over Yusuke: Dude. You're right. *stops short* Whoa. Look at the tall blonde on. She looks really pretty. Maybe I better give up on Yukina…*gets whacked hard over the head by Yusuke*
Yusuke: You dimwit. She's already married to that short ugly dude. You better just keep dreaming. *smirks*
Gohan: Well, I think we've spent enough time here. Lets stop by and see Bulma and Vegeta.
Yusuke: Say Hiei. Aren't "bulmas" another name for women's gym shorts?
Hiei: Peh…I wouldn't know. I don't waste my time hanging around with useless humans.