.........I'm not even going to bother putting something here that says I won't update until I get at least five more reviews. Not a lot of people seem to be reading this anyways...........and it's not even my story. I would like more review anyways though. I mean, this story isn't torture to read..........is it? Well, for all the people who can't stand seeing pairings other than the specific ones they like, I guess it would be torture...............of a sort. Y'know, that kinda applies to me.......I only like Inuyasha/Kagome, Miroku/Sango, and Sesshoumaru/Rin fictions..........but I can be kinda flexible if a fic is mostly Inuyasha/Kagome, and maybe some Miroku/Sango. But I really like some of the Sesshoumaru/Rin fics that are posted......... ^_^
Ok, enough with the random chitchat! And as much as I hate doing it, I do have to put a disclaimer (or do I?) So here it is:
I do not own Inuyasha or the story (which is my friend's). So if you sue me, I'll bite your head off!!! (Wait, that might give me food poisoning..........)
Anger Issues
ch. 8 More dragon items
Sesshoumaru and Kristina are searching for the dragon items. Fluffy remembers the castle of one of his friends he has friends? is nearby and decides to go there for a rest.
"Are we there yet?" Kristina asked for about the hundredth time.
"Almost, it's just over the next hill." Fluffy said.
"Another hill? You've got to be kidding me!" Kristina exclaimed. "We've already gone over six!"
"You were counting?"
"Yes there wasn't anything else to do!"
"Oh here we are."
"Wow this is way better than your palace!"
"The house of mine that you saw was just one of my many palaces."
Unfortunately, Kristina wasn't listening. She just walked straight through the gates and up to the palace.
"Wait for me *grumble grumble*." Sesshoumaru said, running to catch up with her.
*later in the palace*
"Ah Sesshoumaru my friend, what brings you to my palace?" said King Nadar. (Don't ask. It means 'swim' in Spanish and I can't think of anything else) .... -___- .........
"I have come in need of rest from a very weary journey (and companion). " Sesshoumaru said in his most noble voice.
"And who is your companion?" Nadar said, eyeing the cat demon standing behind Sesshoumaru.
"This is Kristina." Sesshoumaru said.
"Very pleased to meet you, m'lady." he said, bowing.
"And I you." Kristina said, going into a deep curtsy. ........somehow, the mental image I have of this in my mind is very.......er.......funny.
Sesshoumaru noticed her sudden noble act and began to relax. He had expected that he was going to have to explain everything to her.
"You both look very weary. I will prepare your room, but first let us have a feast in honor of your visit."
Later after the enormous feast during which Kristina was well behaved, Fluffy and Kristina went up to the room.
"WHAT!?!" Kristina yelled, looking at the ONE futon in the ONE room. "There is no way in the seven hells that I'm going to spend one night in the same bed in the same room as YOU!" she screamed, looking at Fluffy and pointing.
"Don't worry, I'll get this straightened out." he said, stalking out of the room.
A little while later
"So, do we have different rooms now?" Kristina asked, tapping her foot.
"They don't have any more rooms but we will get different futons." Fluffy said as two servants brought in a futon and put it on the floor on the other side of the room.
"Thank you very much." Kristina said, taking of two of her rings and giving one to each servant.
"Th–thank you m'lady." stammered one of the servants. The other was too shocked to say anything but gave her a deep bow when he left.
Sesshoumaru watched from the other side of the room. He could scarcely believe what she had done. She had gained the respect of two lowly servants in a matter of minutes. They were kind to her and she was kind to them. Sesshoumaru hd been taught by his father that lowly mortals such as those servants were to fear a great demon, who was stronger and smarter than they. When his father hd died and left him with the lands, he had followed in his father's footsteps. Seeing her being kind to these mortals enraged him, but he didn't know why. "You didn't have to do that." he said, a bit harsh.
"I know, but they work so hard." she began, and then realizing who she was talking to, she finished. "And I can do what I want with my jewels, lady Fluffy-sama."
"Why you......!"
"Hee hee, whatcha gonna do?"
And thus began a wrestling match.
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Later when King Nadar came in to invite them to dinner wait, didn't they just go to a feast? Yare yare, I didn't even write this anyways
" *Ahem* I do hope I'm not interrupting anything." he said, looking down at the ground to find that Fluffy had Kristina pinned to the floor, her wrists in his hands, his legs on hers to keep her from kicking him. All in all, it was pretty funny er, I wouldn't exactly call it funny........ and King Nadar had to choke back a laugh. if I were him, I'd just cough and tell them to......er, 'continue'............and then leave and lock the door, not to mention turn bright red while I'm at it. Am I the only one who thinks this?
"Oh, m'lord." Kristina said, quickly taking advantage of the fact that Fluffy was no longer paying attention to her and flipped him onto his back and stood up. "What brings you here?"
King Nadar almost died then and there. He hadn't breathed for fear he would laugh and he was quite sure that he was turning purple. "I came to invite you both to dinner."
"WE would love to go." Sesshoumaru said, getting up.
"I would be very pleased." Kristina said.
"Well, it's ready and you can come down now." King Nadar said.
"Okay."
"Okay"
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Later after dinner:
"Ugh, I'm stuffed." Kristina said.
"Yeah, me too." Sesshoumaru said.
"Oh I can't wait to go to sleep."
I'm gonna go for a run."
"Why?"
"So I don't get fat."
"Oh. I've never done that."
"How do you get so thin?"
"I dunno. I do have to run a lot and I've almost drowned, like, ten times."
"That explains it."
"Well, goodnight."
"Yup."
"Are we gonna leave in the morning?"
"Yes, after breakfast."
"Okay."
"Bye."
"Bye."
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Later that night:
Sesshoumaru came in the room after a long jog. The top part of his kimono was around his hips revealing his six-pack and defined chest. (Sesshoumaru is hot! =)!!!) To all you Sesshoumaru fans: Please don't drool! If you like pictures of, er, shirtless Sesshoumaru, go to www.google.com, click on images, then type in Sesshoumaru. There's a computer generated image of him wearing nothing except his hair, tail, and yellow sash-thingy. To Kristina, A.K.A. tennyohime: Ok, I kinda agree with you there, but.........you dreamed this?! Unfortunately, he didn't know which bed was his and he took the one that was closest.
"What the hell?!" came a muffled cry from under him.
"Huh?" Fluffy said, sitting up and noticing that Kristina was under him. "Sorry."
"Sorry, sorry? Get off me you idiot perverted monkey assed homo who dresses like a girl and has girls' kimonos in your pants!" she screamed, throwing books and blanket and everything near her at him.
"Ow! Sorry! Okay, ow, no need to hit me."
"Oh you, I'm gonna kill you!"
"Uh, I'll go for another jog."
"Get back here!"
"Bye!"
"Damn he has nice abs." Kristina said as he left, smiling to herself. Once again: YOU DREAMED THIS?!
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" *hmph* She doesn't have to be so mean......but you have to admit, she is really thin and she smells like sakura blossoms and rain. I can't believe I let her beat me.......I should have pinned her down and..........Oh, it doesn't matter anyways."
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Next day in the morning:
"Oh, I have something for you." King Nadar said, holding a huge embroidered sack.
"Really? What is it?" Kristina asked.
"I have the rest of the dragon items."
"What? Really?" Sesshoumaru said.
"Yes, here you go." King Nadar said, handing them the sack.
"Thank you, and goodbye, m'lord." Kristina said, curtseying.
"You're welcome, m'lady." King Nadar said, bowing.
"Goodbye." Sesshoumaru said, shaking his hand and leaving.
In case anyone's wondering, 'yare yare' means 'oh well.'
Please review...............even though this isn't even my story.