Um........about this fic........my friend forgot most of it..........and it's kind of a hassle for me to read her bad handwriting and type it up, since I usually have to edit her grammar too, so I'm going to tell the basic events I remember from her telling me. In other words, this is basically the last chapter. Enjoy! Oh, and I don't own anything here. And one more thing: since I'm the one who wrote this chapter, anything in parentheses are notes from me now.
Anger Issues
ch. 9 A nice big not-quite rest-of-story summary
Everyone meets somewhere in the woods. It turns out that Kristina and Sesshoumaru found ALL the dragon items except for one, since everyone else was too busy a) making out, or b) beating the shit out of somebody. The last dragon item was found by none other than Inuyasha and Elizabeth, who sat on it while trying to sit down while making out. (*Sweatdrop*) They use the dragon items to summon a dragon. Now that they have summoned the dragon, they each get a wish. Elizabeth wastes a wish on peace and prosperity instead of unlimited internet because she didn't know the whole group also had a wish. Tammy wishes for a lifetime supply of ramen, being as weird as she is. Kristina wishes for Sesshoumaru to be nice, then after her wish is granted, she decides a nice Sesshoumaru is too creepy and uses the group wish to change him back. Then the dragon's gone. Everyone decides to go to the modern era for a while. Rebecca shows up when they order pizza, and starts hitting on Sesshoumaru, which gets Kristina pissed. Sesshoumaru opens the fridge to get a drink, and finds Tammy and Miroku in there making out. A fairy-thing pops up and drags them to an elf village in the feudal era. Kristina mistakes their king for a queen and is thrown in the dungeon along with everyone else. Inuyasha smells the ramen that is in Tammy's backpack that was left on the floor right above them, and he digs right through the ceiling. They escape through the hole, even though Inuyasha wanted to stay and eat the ramen first. Kristina separates from everybody else and bumps into the really tall girly-looking elf king again, and ends up insulting his house this time. Xiang and everybody else comes back in and tells the elf king that Kristina's the demon elemental water spirit, so then he gets them to help him save his village. Sesshoumaru goes to take a bath and takes off the towel he's wearing (ok, I know a lot of you out there want to see him naked like this, please, no drool!) only to find Tammy and Miroku making out in the bathtub. (.........first the fridge, now the bathtub.......get a life!) Miroku asks him if he wants to join them, and Sesshoumaru runs off.......forgetting his towel. Kristina and Elizabeth see him run off, then remember Rin and Shippou are out there somewhere. They go looking for them, and find Jillian making out with the elf king. Kristina asks them which direction Sesshoumaru went, and they point without even stopping their make-out session. (*sweatdrop*) Kristina and Elizabeth run that way with the rest of their group and find Shippou on the ground twitching saying "I'm a guy! I'm a guy!" and Rin crying saying "I'm too young to see that!" Jaken's hanging from a tree out cold. Everyone decides to burn Sesshoumaru at the stake. Inuyasha thinks they mean steak, as in the food. They find Sesshoumaru hiding in a bush. They take pity on him since he looks so pitiful at the moment, and don't stake him. They all get back to the village (Sesshoumaru has his clothes on now) and find everyone asleep. It's a curse the witches put on them because the witches want treasure. So the whole group of adventurer-people go off looking for the treasure. Then, for some extremely odd reason, their shoes start shrinking, and it gets downright uncomfortable. So Kristina uses her staff and opens a portal to the future and they all go through. While wandering around her house, lost, she finds a book in a domed room on a pedestal. She opens it and lots of glowy-green thingies fly out. Then Kristina notices the danger sign on the door. (That, peoples, is an example of sheer stupidity. Then again, I'm known to do stupid stuff like that sometimes too...........) So now the glowy-green thingies are on the loose. Everyone goes back to the feudal era, and their shoes shrink again. So everyone goes barefoot. Inuyasha's already barefoot, so he could care less, but some other people don't like it. Elizabeth doesn't mind it and is walking in mud with no problem, but Kristina can't stand it and jumps on Sesshoumaru's back for a ride. Sesshoumaru falls flat on his face........into the mud. So now he looks like an absolute monster and isn't too happy about it. They find the cave where the treasure is and everyone except Kristina goes in, since she's too scared. Then the green-glowy-thingies show up again and they scare her even more, so she runs in saying "Wait for me!" She then bumps into somebody and they both scream. It turns out to be sesshoumaru. Then Miroku finally uses the torch he found, and is almost beaten up for not using it sooner. They meet up with the rest of the group and find the room with all the treasure. Sesshoumaru dives in and starts swimming in gold. Then he swims right out of the gold into a lake and sinks because all the gold is so heavy. Somebody goes in and rips him out of the water and the weight of the gold rips the bottoms of his pant legs off, so he now looks like he's wearing a girls' kimono. Everyone grabs as much treasure as they can and bring it to the witches. (Somewhere along the way, Sesshoumaru's kimono's fixed, where, when, or why, I have no clue.) The witches discover that Inuyasha had hid a lot of it in his kimono, so now they're mad, and Sesshoumaru grabs all the gold and runs. Later, when they're leaving, he comes back and says the bought the potion they needed to wake up the elf-people with the money. They all go back to the village and wake them all up, and then stay in the elf king's castle for a while. Sesshoumaru asks Kristina to marry him, and she is tricked into saying yes. Naraku, Sango, and Kikyou show up and stay there too. A little fuzz-ball-thing shows up and starts stealing things from the kitchen. Kristina goes in and finds it, and it brings her to a shrine filled with drunk cat demons. The rest of the group shows up to find her all drunk and decide to marry her to Sesshoumaru while she's like that. Then Kristina decides to drag everybody to another one of Sesshoumaru's palaces to trash it. They get there and Kristina decides to remodel Sesshoumaru's room since it has nothing is in it. She is informed that since she is his wife, the castle is hers too. Then comes the epilogue-thingy.
Years later, everyone's married to their fiance/boyfriend/girlfriend/whatever. Inuyasha and Elizabeth have one kid called Burakku. (I think Kristina got this off my penname......) Tammy and Miroku have a ton of children. Kristina and Sesshoumaru has a daughter who's just like Kristina at her age, meaning she hates girls' kimono's because they're hard to move and fight in. THE END.
Ok, that was a kinda sucky summary-thingy............I don't think I was quite thinking straight when I typed it up.......don't mind me, It's just that this isn't as funny as when I first heard it. That could be because the whole world's too dan serious round now.........with the stupid war on Iraq, I probably won't be able to go anywhere interesting for summer vacation, and especially not Hong Kong, where my whole family's from, because of SARS. I really hope none of my relatves get it..........I mean, it's deadly, right? I really don't want to go to another funeral..........
Well, that's enough about the depressing things! Please review this story, I really like reading reviews! ^_^ And please read and review my other stories, Song on the Radio (a one-shot songfic) and To Rule the Darkness. For all you people who don't really like having notes in parentheses in the middle of a story, neither of my other stores have those.
Sayonara, minna-san!