Mossflower and Salamandestron Talk
FYUL: Hello, hello, everyone. My name is Fyul, and I am a cat from up
north.Welcome to the new(and improved)-
BADRANG: Not!
FYUL: version of Mossflower Talk which has been extended to include Salamandestron as well.
CLOGG: Stop usin' such long sentences, you 'ear?
FYUL: Would you please let me finish? Thank you. Now as I was saying, I'll be the host of your show today. Snowfur would come but she's been seeing a psychiatrist after those earlier shows. Today we have the creatures from Martin's early life with us.
MARTIN: I'm here too, you know!
BADRANG: More's the pity.
FELLDOH: Heh, what would you know about pity, vermin scum?!
BADRANG: What are you doing here? I thought I had you killed!!
FELLDOH: You'll never defeat me, never! Are you listening Badrang! Never!!(He starts pulling the arm that's holding a javalin back.
FYUL: Hey, knock it off you two! There's a big medow out back where you can fight, after the show.
FELLDOH: I'll be waiting Badrang.
BADRANG: As will I.
FYUL: Well, we can disuccus all these complexe relationships and feelings after a word from our sponsers.
A squeaky bankvole voice: Do you need spying done? Are your slaves becoming upstarts? Well call me, the one and only spy this side of Mossflower. All jobs most come with food and drink(perferably wine. No, espcially wine) and lodgings. Just call me at 1-800-DRUWPS-SERVICE.
MALE MOUSE: I am sssoooooo bored.
FEMALE MOUSE: Me too. There's nothing to do around here.
ANNOUNCER: Are your Dibbuns, not mention the rest of your abbey, palace or fortress, bored constantly? Well here's the solution. Just call the Rambling Rosehip Players at 1-800-ROSEHIP, for instant entertainment.
BALLAW: You got that right, old chap! We also specialise in traveling shows.
FYUL: Well, Martin, Felldoh? Why did you risk your livers, er, I mean lives, to rescue the slaves and get rid of Badrang
BADRANG: Grrrrrrrrrr.
FELLDOH: What a redundent question. Jeez!
BADRANG: GRRRrrrrrrrrrr.
MARTIN: I'm really surprised you had to ask that one Fyul. They're all creatures I care about and no creature should have to be a slave to another.
FELLDOH: And someone like Badrang doesn't deserve to live!
BADRANG: Why you little! You'll feel the back of my whip if you keep that up youngin'.
FELLDOH: Do your worst vermin!
BADRANG: That's it! I'm-
FYUL: BE QUIET!!! [pauses]That's better. Look I didn't come here to listen to you squabble and I'm not getting payed for this job at all!
BADRANG: That's not our problem.
FELLDOH: Learn to show some respect!
BADRANG: RESPECT! I'll teach you about respect, you cheeky treewhaloper! [Both get up preparing to fight.]
FYUL: SIT DOWN!! I did not come here to see another battle. I can do that anytime at home. And I most certainly did not spend half of my treasure to have this room refurinished and then destroyed!
BADRANG: I don't like your furniture anyway you lousy furball!
CLOGG: She spent that much money on us? She must like us a lot!
FYUL: I don't like you! And don't you dare call me furball! Just wait till I get my paws on you!
ROSE: I think now would be a good time for a commercial break!
Hello. . My name is the Warden of Marshwood Hill. I'm offering my services to keep bad creatures in line for I am the Laaawwww. Normally I would still be in the marsh but they decided to dry it up and make an industrial park. Some park, heh. But anyway, if you want to reach me you have to call Boldred. Call 1-800-MAPMAKERS-ext.529
ROSE: Uh, hi. Things have calmed down.a little.
BALLAW: Well chaps and chapesses I'd say it's time for a jolly old break, only we've just had one. I say, you flippin' frogs back in the corner, save it for the battle, wot!
ROSE: Save your breath Ballaw, they're mad beasts!
BROME: You're not kidding.
BALLAW: I never, hey, you there! Yes, you, get away from that bally tucker wot wot! You too, you terrible toads, do your fightin' by your own bally table, wot!
BROME: Oh, dear! Well Rose are you going to let him finish that off by himself??
FUFFLE: Leth go hep ould floppiears!
ROSE: Well, I guess we'll see you all later. And don't forget to stop by the Abbey, Mossflower, or the wild north.
LORD BROCKTREE: Or Salamandastron!
JOSEPH: Or the South! It's tropical, and great for vacations!
ROSE:Goodbye everyone!
BADRANG: Not!
FYUL: version of Mossflower Talk which has been extended to include Salamandestron as well.
CLOGG: Stop usin' such long sentences, you 'ear?
FYUL: Would you please let me finish? Thank you. Now as I was saying, I'll be the host of your show today. Snowfur would come but she's been seeing a psychiatrist after those earlier shows. Today we have the creatures from Martin's early life with us.
MARTIN: I'm here too, you know!
BADRANG: More's the pity.
FELLDOH: Heh, what would you know about pity, vermin scum?!
BADRANG: What are you doing here? I thought I had you killed!!
FELLDOH: You'll never defeat me, never! Are you listening Badrang! Never!!(He starts pulling the arm that's holding a javalin back.
FYUL: Hey, knock it off you two! There's a big medow out back where you can fight, after the show.
FELLDOH: I'll be waiting Badrang.
BADRANG: As will I.
FYUL: Well, we can disuccus all these complexe relationships and feelings after a word from our sponsers.
A squeaky bankvole voice: Do you need spying done? Are your slaves becoming upstarts? Well call me, the one and only spy this side of Mossflower. All jobs most come with food and drink(perferably wine. No, espcially wine) and lodgings. Just call me at 1-800-DRUWPS-SERVICE.
MALE MOUSE: I am sssoooooo bored.
FEMALE MOUSE: Me too. There's nothing to do around here.
ANNOUNCER: Are your Dibbuns, not mention the rest of your abbey, palace or fortress, bored constantly? Well here's the solution. Just call the Rambling Rosehip Players at 1-800-ROSEHIP, for instant entertainment.
BALLAW: You got that right, old chap! We also specialise in traveling shows.
FYUL: Well, Martin, Felldoh? Why did you risk your livers, er, I mean lives, to rescue the slaves and get rid of Badrang
BADRANG: Grrrrrrrrrr.
FELLDOH: What a redundent question. Jeez!
BADRANG: GRRRrrrrrrrrrr.
MARTIN: I'm really surprised you had to ask that one Fyul. They're all creatures I care about and no creature should have to be a slave to another.
FELLDOH: And someone like Badrang doesn't deserve to live!
BADRANG: Why you little! You'll feel the back of my whip if you keep that up youngin'.
FELLDOH: Do your worst vermin!
BADRANG: That's it! I'm-
FYUL: BE QUIET!!! [pauses]That's better. Look I didn't come here to listen to you squabble and I'm not getting payed for this job at all!
BADRANG: That's not our problem.
FELLDOH: Learn to show some respect!
BADRANG: RESPECT! I'll teach you about respect, you cheeky treewhaloper! [Both get up preparing to fight.]
FYUL: SIT DOWN!! I did not come here to see another battle. I can do that anytime at home. And I most certainly did not spend half of my treasure to have this room refurinished and then destroyed!
BADRANG: I don't like your furniture anyway you lousy furball!
CLOGG: She spent that much money on us? She must like us a lot!
FYUL: I don't like you! And don't you dare call me furball! Just wait till I get my paws on you!
ROSE: I think now would be a good time for a commercial break!
Hello. . My name is the Warden of Marshwood Hill. I'm offering my services to keep bad creatures in line for I am the Laaawwww. Normally I would still be in the marsh but they decided to dry it up and make an industrial park. Some park, heh. But anyway, if you want to reach me you have to call Boldred. Call 1-800-MAPMAKERS-ext.529
ROSE: Uh, hi. Things have calmed down.a little.
BALLAW: Well chaps and chapesses I'd say it's time for a jolly old break, only we've just had one. I say, you flippin' frogs back in the corner, save it for the battle, wot!
ROSE: Save your breath Ballaw, they're mad beasts!
BROME: You're not kidding.
BALLAW: I never, hey, you there! Yes, you, get away from that bally tucker wot wot! You too, you terrible toads, do your fightin' by your own bally table, wot!
BROME: Oh, dear! Well Rose are you going to let him finish that off by himself??
FUFFLE: Leth go hep ould floppiears!
ROSE: Well, I guess we'll see you all later. And don't forget to stop by the Abbey, Mossflower, or the wild north.
LORD BROCKTREE: Or Salamandastron!
JOSEPH: Or the South! It's tropical, and great for vacations!
ROSE:Goodbye everyone!