The Amazing[ly short] Adventures of Shippo!
Originally the Super Shippo parody... but... I'm not creative enough to make it a full fledged parody.
Greetings, conveniently placed and above all _friendly_ audience! :::ducks wildly at freak hurled tomatoes::: Good aim o.O
:::Ahem::: So then . . . I don't own InuYasha (yet). But I will. One day. Sooooon. And Fluffy will be mine! Muahahahaha! :::stumbles::: :::sweatdrop::: Eh... heheh... For now, they belong to their respective creator (namely Rumiko Takahashi). -__-;;
Also, I use various symbols to replace italics, since I am too uhh... okay I don't know how. I mean, to translate everything to html. Hey, Gundamn Wings fanfiction writers do it all the time. Thought is indicated with "/". Stressed words, with "__"
It was a bright and sunny day in the land of... uhh... Japan hundred of years ago.
Audience: "That's _Feudal_, moron!"
:::sweat drop::: Uhh, right. Anyway, Kagome and Inuyasha were fighting over the last bowl of instant noodles.
"You hanyou mutt! Stop being such a selfish pig! You can go out and hunt something down, this is all I have left!" Kagome was yanking on InuYasha's ears.
"Ow! You stupid girl, I can't go out and hunt because I have to stay here and protect your sorry ass!" Inuyasha was dragging Kagome behind him with each step, heading for the precious ramen. "I need food so I can fight and find more jewel shards, you don't even do anything!"
Kagome, in a fury, seeing her efforts were being ignored, made a final effort to stop the hanyou.
"SIT!"
Inuyasha plummeted in to the ground . . . very inconveniently onto the instant noodles.
"Inuyasha, you pig!" Kagome gasped. Inuyasha was growling various profanities through a mouthful of dirt while peeling himself off the forest floor.
"Way to go Kagome, now what am I going to eat?"
"All you ever think about is yourself! Now we have to go find food since you got us lost and I can't go back through the well!"
Shippo watched this go on for a while. "It never occurs to them to just go to a nearby village and buy something to eat," the adorable fox-boy sighed. Then he found his own stomach starting to growl, and decided he should go find food himself. _These_ two would go on for days.
Kagome: No we would not!
Inuyasha: Yeah, who gave you the right to control us in such volatile ways! We're only fighting like this because you're sick, twisted, and perverted!
Me: Please, I prefer to be referred to as just plain evil ^.^
Kagome and Inuyasha: :::Glower:::
Kagome: Could you have at least let us sample the buffet table before we started?
Me: No, your hunger has to be realistic.
Miroku: Hey, you guys sure are missing out on a lot.
Sango: Yeah! I never knew your mom could make sushi so good, Kotiya!
Me: :::grinning::: Just wait till you try some of the rice soup.
Miroku and Sango: Korean food is the best!
Hehehe. Sorry, I'm really hungry. Actually I'm not, I just want some chicken... does KFC deliver? .-_-..
Kagome and Inuyasha: :::whimper:::
Kagome: Aren't there some sort of labor rights being violated here?
Me: Hey, keep your mouths shut. I am armed with fourteen different erasers, including the dreaded _kneaded gum_!
Kagome: :::GASP!!:::
Inuyasha: You wouldn't dare!
Me: Wouldn't I? ::evil grin::
Kagome and Inuyasha pout, and reluctantly return to their quarrel.
*:::laughs wildly::: this whole thing is so funny in Simple text. I recommend those of you who have it, have the computer speak your own stories to you. Those "^" things are pronounced "Carrot". Hehehehe. Carrot! Aiy, I am amused far too easily.*
Oooooh I'm going to hear it in a "trinoid" voice.
...
. . .
Heheh, sounds like one of those voices on the radio on Saturday nights.
:::ahem::: back to the story. Our adorable hero Shippo is skipping along through the woods.
Shippo: (he's fallen asleep) ::snooore::
Uhhh... ::prods him with long stick:: Psst, Shippo
Shippo: Huh..? Oh right! ::starts to skip cutely along through the woods::
^.^ so cute!
Oh my, it seems we are cut short for time (not really, but... I want to do my other story now -_-;; ).
Will Shippo be able to find food in time? (Eg, before Kagome and Inuyasha pair up and ambush the authoress and take all of her food.) (Ooooo, yummy, cheesecake!) Will he use his clever little head, and just simply buy some food from any of the surrounding villages? Or will he stumble upon the secret location of our lovely and massive buffet table?
Sango: I hope so, there's a bag of giant marshmallows with Shippo's name all over them.
Me: Yeah, I was a little bored with the permanent marker this morning... ^-^;;
All this, and more, [probably] revealed in the coming episode [chapter!] of the Amazing[ly short] Adventures of Shippo!
Originally the Super Shippo parody... but... I'm not creative enough to make it a full fledged parody.
Greetings, conveniently placed and above all _friendly_ audience! :::ducks wildly at freak hurled tomatoes::: Good aim o.O
:::Ahem::: So then . . . I don't own InuYasha (yet). But I will. One day. Sooooon. And Fluffy will be mine! Muahahahaha! :::stumbles::: :::sweatdrop::: Eh... heheh... For now, they belong to their respective creator (namely Rumiko Takahashi). -__-;;
Also, I use various symbols to replace italics, since I am too uhh... okay I don't know how. I mean, to translate everything to html. Hey, Gundamn Wings fanfiction writers do it all the time. Thought is indicated with "/". Stressed words, with "__"
It was a bright and sunny day in the land of... uhh... Japan hundred of years ago.
Audience: "That's _Feudal_, moron!"
:::sweat drop::: Uhh, right. Anyway, Kagome and Inuyasha were fighting over the last bowl of instant noodles.
"You hanyou mutt! Stop being such a selfish pig! You can go out and hunt something down, this is all I have left!" Kagome was yanking on InuYasha's ears.
"Ow! You stupid girl, I can't go out and hunt because I have to stay here and protect your sorry ass!" Inuyasha was dragging Kagome behind him with each step, heading for the precious ramen. "I need food so I can fight and find more jewel shards, you don't even do anything!"
Kagome, in a fury, seeing her efforts were being ignored, made a final effort to stop the hanyou.
"SIT!"
Inuyasha plummeted in to the ground . . . very inconveniently onto the instant noodles.
"Inuyasha, you pig!" Kagome gasped. Inuyasha was growling various profanities through a mouthful of dirt while peeling himself off the forest floor.
"Way to go Kagome, now what am I going to eat?"
"All you ever think about is yourself! Now we have to go find food since you got us lost and I can't go back through the well!"
Shippo watched this go on for a while. "It never occurs to them to just go to a nearby village and buy something to eat," the adorable fox-boy sighed. Then he found his own stomach starting to growl, and decided he should go find food himself. _These_ two would go on for days.
Kagome: No we would not!
Inuyasha: Yeah, who gave you the right to control us in such volatile ways! We're only fighting like this because you're sick, twisted, and perverted!
Me: Please, I prefer to be referred to as just plain evil ^.^
Kagome and Inuyasha: :::Glower:::
Kagome: Could you have at least let us sample the buffet table before we started?
Me: No, your hunger has to be realistic.
Miroku: Hey, you guys sure are missing out on a lot.
Sango: Yeah! I never knew your mom could make sushi so good, Kotiya!
Me: :::grinning::: Just wait till you try some of the rice soup.
Miroku and Sango: Korean food is the best!
Hehehe. Sorry, I'm really hungry. Actually I'm not, I just want some chicken... does KFC deliver? .-_-..
Kagome and Inuyasha: :::whimper:::
Kagome: Aren't there some sort of labor rights being violated here?
Me: Hey, keep your mouths shut. I am armed with fourteen different erasers, including the dreaded _kneaded gum_!
Kagome: :::GASP!!:::
Inuyasha: You wouldn't dare!
Me: Wouldn't I? ::evil grin::
Kagome and Inuyasha pout, and reluctantly return to their quarrel.
*:::laughs wildly::: this whole thing is so funny in Simple text. I recommend those of you who have it, have the computer speak your own stories to you. Those "^" things are pronounced "Carrot". Hehehehe. Carrot! Aiy, I am amused far too easily.*
Oooooh I'm going to hear it in a "trinoid" voice.
...
. . .
Heheh, sounds like one of those voices on the radio on Saturday nights.
:::ahem::: back to the story. Our adorable hero Shippo is skipping along through the woods.
Shippo: (he's fallen asleep) ::snooore::
Uhhh... ::prods him with long stick:: Psst, Shippo
Shippo: Huh..? Oh right! ::starts to skip cutely along through the woods::
^.^ so cute!
Oh my, it seems we are cut short for time (not really, but... I want to do my other story now -_-;; ).
Will Shippo be able to find food in time? (Eg, before Kagome and Inuyasha pair up and ambush the authoress and take all of her food.) (Ooooo, yummy, cheesecake!) Will he use his clever little head, and just simply buy some food from any of the surrounding villages? Or will he stumble upon the secret location of our lovely and massive buffet table?
Sango: I hope so, there's a bag of giant marshmallows with Shippo's name all over them.
Me: Yeah, I was a little bored with the permanent marker this morning... ^-^;;
All this, and more, [probably] revealed in the coming episode [chapter!] of the Amazing[ly short] Adventures of Shippo!