Added note, if you're a Dedede fan, you may not wanna' read this, I'm
really mean to him in this story.
Chapter 2-Dadade.
The tiny purple star warrior awoke with King Dedede right over it(it's a wonder the poor thing didn't pass out, considering how bad the King's breath is).
??Dada?
King Dedede stepped back in shock of the baby's word.
???Dada!
DededeUh, Escargoon!
Escargoon walked into his room sleepily(The King had kicked Escargoon out of his room and donated to the baby, leaving Escargoon to either sleep in the library, or outside.Not being an idiot, he chose the library.)
EscargoonYes Sire?
DededeThe puffball called me Dada.
Escargoon stifled a chuckle, and he glanced back and forth at the King and the baby.
???Dada!
Escargoon couldn't hold it in, he ran into the hallway, closed his door and laughed for about thirty seconds.He came back into the room, still trying to hold back a giggle.
DededeAnd why is that so funny?!
EscargoonI'm sorry your highness, but(laughs), it's just so cute that it thinks you're it's Dad!(laughs)
The baby looked at Escargoon.
???Mama!
Escargoon stopped laughing, but the King ran into the hallway and laughed for about two minutes.
???Mama!
EscargoonI suddenly don't think it's so cute anymore.
The King walked back in, gasping for air and still laughing.
DededeOkay, okay, enough funny stuff, if this little guy's gonna' work for me, he's gonna' need a name.
???Notty gy.
The King looked at the puffball in confusion.
EscargoonI think it said, "I'm not a guy."
The puffball nodded.
DededeOkay, sorry, she's gonna' need a name, and since you're her mama Escargoon, you should name her(laughs).
EscargoonWith all due respect, shut up Dadade!
The King growled. King Dedede and Escargoon looked at the baby.She was mainly purple, with dark blue feet and cheeks, magenta eyes, a black star on her forehead, and a black equivalent of Kirby's shrunk-down warpstar on the end of her whip-like tail.
EscargoonHow 'bout "Star"?
He was of course sarcastic, but of course the King thought it to be a great name(What an idiot).
Dedede Well, you're her mama Escargoon, I guess you know best.
He laughed that really annoying laugh of his as he walked out.
StarStah?
Escargoon nodded at the newly named baby.She giggled, jumped off the bed, and then gave Escargoon a hug.He reluctantly hugged back, as he sighed with frustration
Escargoon thinkingHow'm I supposed to make this kid see, I'm not awoman, let alone her mama?
The tiny purple star warrior awoke with King Dedede right over it(it's a wonder the poor thing didn't pass out, considering how bad the King's breath is).
??Dada?
King Dedede stepped back in shock of the baby's word.
???Dada!
DededeUh, Escargoon!
Escargoon walked into his room sleepily(The King had kicked Escargoon out of his room and donated to the baby, leaving Escargoon to either sleep in the library, or outside.Not being an idiot, he chose the library.)
EscargoonYes Sire?
DededeThe puffball called me Dada.
Escargoon stifled a chuckle, and he glanced back and forth at the King and the baby.
???Dada!
Escargoon couldn't hold it in, he ran into the hallway, closed his door and laughed for about thirty seconds.He came back into the room, still trying to hold back a giggle.
DededeAnd why is that so funny?!
EscargoonI'm sorry your highness, but(laughs), it's just so cute that it thinks you're it's Dad!(laughs)
The baby looked at Escargoon.
???Mama!
Escargoon stopped laughing, but the King ran into the hallway and laughed for about two minutes.
???Mama!
EscargoonI suddenly don't think it's so cute anymore.
The King walked back in, gasping for air and still laughing.
DededeOkay, okay, enough funny stuff, if this little guy's gonna' work for me, he's gonna' need a name.
???Notty gy.
The King looked at the puffball in confusion.
EscargoonI think it said, "I'm not a guy."
The puffball nodded.
DededeOkay, sorry, she's gonna' need a name, and since you're her mama Escargoon, you should name her(laughs).
EscargoonWith all due respect, shut up Dadade!
The King growled. King Dedede and Escargoon looked at the baby.She was mainly purple, with dark blue feet and cheeks, magenta eyes, a black star on her forehead, and a black equivalent of Kirby's shrunk-down warpstar on the end of her whip-like tail.
EscargoonHow 'bout "Star"?
He was of course sarcastic, but of course the King thought it to be a great name(What an idiot).
Dedede Well, you're her mama Escargoon, I guess you know best.
He laughed that really annoying laugh of his as he walked out.
StarStah?
Escargoon nodded at the newly named baby.She giggled, jumped off the bed, and then gave Escargoon a hug.He reluctantly hugged back, as he sighed with frustration
Escargoon thinkingHow'm I supposed to make this kid see, I'm not awoman, let alone her mama?