It has been three years since the rings were destroyed.
Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Peregrin have just sat down for supper when.suspense.a little cottontail rabbit hopped through the door of Bag End.
"What the heck is wrong with this picture?" asked Merry.
"What do you mean?" asked Frodo.
"Isn't some mysterious force supposed to send us to the future?"
"Oh yeah," replied Frodo.
He looked at the authors.
"Do you think you could start the real story?"
Right.
Here we go again.
It has been three years since the rings were destroyed.
The fellowship is having a reunion, when suddenly a strange force caused them to go to the 21st century.
Two girls are sitting at a table in Arctic Circle.
One, named Meagan, is eating a large burger, the other one, Stacie, is eating fries.
Stacie was staring out the window at the clouds thinking about Orlando Bloom.
Then she heard a crash.
Her eyes moved to the grass and saw Legolas Greenleaf.
"Meagan! Look! It's Legolas being smashed by a pile of hobbits, dwarves, humans, and wizards!"
Thinking Stacie meant there was a cloud shaped like that Meagan looked up at the clouds.
"I don't see them," she said.
"Not up there you idiot! Look over on the grass!"
Meagan took another huge bite of hamburger and looked over to the grass.
Her mouth fell open and hamburger went everywhere.
"#*&^$! It's the fellowship right here in front of Arctic Circle!" Meagan yelled.
Everybody in the restaurant stared at the two girls, thinking they went totally mental.
Stacie suddenly stood up and ran out the door, still eating her fries.
When she reached the pile of Middle-earthians she got to work on pulling everyone off Legolas.
Aragorn ended up in the trash can along with Gandalf.
"What are you doing? Have you gone totally mad?! Why did you throw Aragorn in the trash can?" Meagan yelled after she had calmed down and cleaned her shirt of hamburger.
"What? Oh, I thought he was a garbage sack! I mean he is so ugly, who could tell them apart?" Stacie laughed.
"Good point, but still!"
Aragorn managed to pull himself out of the trash can.
Stacie pulled Legolas to his feet.
"Where are we?" Legolas asked.
"In Tooele," Stacie replied.
"Where is that?"
"In America."
"Huh?"
"Oh, if you were wondering, you're in the 21st century," Meagan said.
The fellowship looked at each other.
"You mean to say we are in the future?" Frodo asked.
"Yep," said Meagan.
Frodo, Sam, Merry, and Peregrin have just sat down for supper when.suspense.a little cottontail rabbit hopped through the door of Bag End.
"What the heck is wrong with this picture?" asked Merry.
"What do you mean?" asked Frodo.
"Isn't some mysterious force supposed to send us to the future?"
"Oh yeah," replied Frodo.
He looked at the authors.
"Do you think you could start the real story?"
Right.
Here we go again.
It has been three years since the rings were destroyed.
The fellowship is having a reunion, when suddenly a strange force caused them to go to the 21st century.
Two girls are sitting at a table in Arctic Circle.
One, named Meagan, is eating a large burger, the other one, Stacie, is eating fries.
Stacie was staring out the window at the clouds thinking about Orlando Bloom.
Then she heard a crash.
Her eyes moved to the grass and saw Legolas Greenleaf.
"Meagan! Look! It's Legolas being smashed by a pile of hobbits, dwarves, humans, and wizards!"
Thinking Stacie meant there was a cloud shaped like that Meagan looked up at the clouds.
"I don't see them," she said.
"Not up there you idiot! Look over on the grass!"
Meagan took another huge bite of hamburger and looked over to the grass.
Her mouth fell open and hamburger went everywhere.
"#*&^$! It's the fellowship right here in front of Arctic Circle!" Meagan yelled.
Everybody in the restaurant stared at the two girls, thinking they went totally mental.
Stacie suddenly stood up and ran out the door, still eating her fries.
When she reached the pile of Middle-earthians she got to work on pulling everyone off Legolas.
Aragorn ended up in the trash can along with Gandalf.
"What are you doing? Have you gone totally mad?! Why did you throw Aragorn in the trash can?" Meagan yelled after she had calmed down and cleaned her shirt of hamburger.
"What? Oh, I thought he was a garbage sack! I mean he is so ugly, who could tell them apart?" Stacie laughed.
"Good point, but still!"
Aragorn managed to pull himself out of the trash can.
Stacie pulled Legolas to his feet.
"Where are we?" Legolas asked.
"In Tooele," Stacie replied.
"Where is that?"
"In America."
"Huh?"
"Oh, if you were wondering, you're in the 21st century," Meagan said.
The fellowship looked at each other.
"You mean to say we are in the future?" Frodo asked.
"Yep," said Meagan.