Easy Come, Easy Go
Chapter 2: Unfortunate Coincidences and Bad Habits
Disclaimer: I dun own G Gundam...
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Dear god, you'll never guess what happened!
I was walking home from this boxing match I had (I won against this lumberjack dude...he was creepy) and I took this shortcut through an alley. I mean, this is New York, who doesn't go through alleys? Anyway, I heard these sounds all around me and when my eyes djusted to the light, I realized I was surrounded by this gang or something...I don't want to know what they had in plan for me.
I tried to warn them but they wouldn't listen; I was forced to begin to kick ass. All of a sudden, I heard this guy go "Wooie! Look at that cowgirl fight!" and then the guys scattered! Seriously, scattered! They took off like there was no tomorrow.
I turned around to face the guy who had spoken and I said in this 'no crap' voice "Who the #### are you?" (smooth, he?) I struck a match to light a cigarette (bad, bad habit...I'm dying young anyway) and it revealed the guy's face...my heart nearly stopped!
It was Chibodee!!!! I was so shocked, I got freaked out and I just was all "Oh my god, I'm sorry, please, like, um, don't, oh, damn, you are Chi—oh my god!" or something long the lines of that. He looked me in the eyes and held out a hand to shake. I grasped his outstreched hand but then I remembered I had my tape still on my hands and it was bloody and I turned bright red.
"Wow, you're a real fighter, eh?" He commented and I turned to jelly. Somehow, I managed to remain standing but I had gotten smacked in the head by a pipe or something at the match (they all cheat) and I was a bit woozy. Apparently I collapsed and right now...
I'm in Chibodee's bed! Damn, and Lauren said I'd never even meet him...
~*~Third Person POV~*~
Chibodee walked into the room and handed Alex a cup of coffee. "Thanks," She answered and chugged the whole glass in one gulp, but sputtered and coughed after a second. "Did you put Bailey's Cream Liquor in here?!?!?!" She demanded and Chibodee laughed.
"So who exactly are you?" He asked kindly and Alex blushed.
"Just an old fashioned cowgirl anime freak boxing musican," she replied smoothly and Chibodee chuckled.
"So you're a musican. What do you play?"
"Bass, electric, and acoustic guitar, drums, trumpet, keyboards, tenor sax, and I synthesize music for 'professional' bands." Alex flashed a quick grin and realized she was wearing her dark purple halter top and hot pant jeans. "Oh my god, you probably think I'm a ####!" She squealed in a higher-than-normal voice.
"Not at all!" Chibodee began in his spirited rumble but Alex cut him off.
"—I'm all wet and dirty and I'm getting your sheets all messed up and oh my god, where the #### am I and I need to call my friend and where can I catch a cab?"
"Please just tell me your name, first," Chibodee said after going through what Alex had just said in his mind, slowly. "Can't help you if I don't know who you are!"
Alex paused as she noticed her trench coat laying on the back of a chair. "Alex," she said softly. "Alex McCallister."
Chibodee looked shocked for a minute and jumped to his feet, his face bright red. "The Alex McCallister?!?!?!" He yelled and grabbed her hand again. "You can't go out, you might—"
"Gamble all my money away and get jumped by another gang again?" Alex interrupted coldly. "I hate the stupid media, all they do is make you have a famous name and then have it be ruined forever to be stereotyped into some gambling idiot..." She paused and turned away, opening the door. "But in my case, most of the story's true."
Chibodee collapsed onto the bed as soon as she left. The first thoughts in his mind were Damn, she's feisty...but is she really the Alexa McCallister who embezzled all that money...and wasted it all in a single bet?
The door opened a minute after Chibodee though this. He turned to see Alex staring at him, keeping eye contact as she grabbed her coat.
"Easy come, easy go, cowboy," She waved a few hundred dollar bills, closing the door and walking into the night.
Chibodee whistled again as he watched her walk down the street through the window. Her hips swayed slightly and she had this dangerous smile on her face. "She's very hot...I hope I'll find her again."
"What was that sir?" The butler asked as he opened Chibodee's bedroom door.
"Never mind...just get some info on Alex McCallister for me, okay?"
"Yes sir," the man answered as he left a tray on a table by the door.
"Well, Alex, easy come, easy go, but you'll never know when you'll come again..."
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This totally sucked.
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