Total Insanity! 2
A/N: Yet another chapter of total insaneness. And as I had promised in the last chapter this is a longer list of insanity with absolutely no sanity whatsoever. Er, I also found out that the sanity pills weren't making me sane enough, so I gave up on them. Well, since you'll be expecting insanity is this Pokémon fic I shouldn't really be taking them. Oh well, god help those who get in the way of my insanity. ^_~ Anyway on with the insaneness.
Ash: Yeah, underwear in my hair! (What a stupid place to put them)
Misty: *Throws Pokéball* Go Spinarak! Use your Drop Dead attack! (Poor, poor Spinarak)
Erika: My perfume smells like a Gloom's scent. (In another words, it STINKS! ^_^)
Tracey: *Wailing* NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! A Magikarp ate all my sketchbooks! (Well, that's good)
Mewtwo: How about 10c? Can I have 10c? (Yeah sure. Here's 10c. Now go buy some Cat Chow or something.)
Snorlax: *Yelling* I need to go on a diet! (Gee...ya think?)
(Suddenly the Pokémon world starts to rain jellybeans. A Snorlax eats every single jellybean and blows up.)
Brock: Aaahhhhha! I can't see! *Slams into a tree* (Ouch! That's gotta hurt. Took him long enough to realise that he has no eyes.)
Bruno: I'm up top of a Steelix! (Heh! If you can't get up top of the world I guess you have use the next best thing.)
Bugsy: (Climbs up a tree) Eeeeeek! It's a Killer Caterpie! (Um...ok. -_-)
Giovanni: I plan to take over the world. Surrender now or...oh would you look at that it's almost dinnertime. (Aw, the Big Bad Boss has to get something to eat. Blah!)
Sabrina: Don't step on the salami! (Er?)
Jasmine: Arg! My hair is full of Weedles! (If you say so.)
Ash: Yes! I have caught a doughnut! (What? Again?)
Misty: Oh, look at the cute little Scyther. Here Scyther, Scyther. (This could get ugly.)
Scyther: Aaaaaaaahhhhh! Misty! *Runs away* (Now there's a change. A Bug Pokémon being scared of Misty.)
Misty: Came back, Scyther! I wanna capture you! (Not on your life. Run Scyther run.)
Kingler: *Wearing whatever people wore in the seventies and singing at the top of his voice on a Lugia* I'm living in the seventies! (Crazy Kingler.)
Charizard: I love you. You love me. I'm going to blast you up a tree. (*Claps* Bravo, bravo! Neat singing there. Not shut the hell up.)
Kage the Charmander: That's it! I anyone else decides to go in my interview I'm going to fry them to Kingdom Come! (His kidding guys. Really.)
Misty: *Looking at her dead Spinarak* Spinarak! *Pokes the Bug with her toe* Ohhhhhhhhh, Spinaraaaaaaaaak! (Gee, Mist, wasn't it a stupid idea to tell Spinarak to use the Drop Dead attack?)
Spinarak: SHUT UP! Can't you see I'm dead! (Well, obviously you're not, but RIP anyway.)
Pikachu: Ketchup is evil! (Really? Gee, I better stay away from it.)
Gyarados: Eeeeeek! A Magikarp! (How can Gyarados be scared of its own de-evolution?)
Ash: I want to be the greatest insane Pokémon Master! (If you say so.)
Misty: I love bugs! They rule! (Yeah sure, whatever you say.)
Bugsy: Heeeeeerrrrre little Caterpie! Don't worry I won't hurt you. Just kill you. (Eep! Caterpie you'd better run.)
Blaine: I eat lead for breakfast! (Um...)
Feraligatr: *Put toe on water* Don't you think the water is a little two cold? (You're a water-type, what the hell are you talking about?)
Blastoise: Nah. *Pushes him in* (Bad Blastoise)
Feraligatr: Heeeeeeeelllllp! I'm drowning! (Poor sad gator.)
(Ho-oh eats too many Mars Bars and blows up, destroying the Pokémon World.)
LT.Surge: *Notices a Raichu* Eek! It's a rat! *Jumps up onto a high chair* (Er...doesn't he have a Raichu? Or maybe he had a Raichu.)
Tracey: My brain is so small you can't fit a microscopic animal in it! (Yeah, well that explains it.)
Ash: I'm the world's worst Pokémon Trainer! (Now you've noticed.)
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Ok, I'll stop right there. Maybe I should really take my sanity pills. Then again, maybe not. ^_^
Anyway, this fic is a mix of insanity, weirdness and just plan funniness. I had basically run out of ideas for this chapter, but hey it was longer then the first chapter. Look out for a much longer chapter soon.
Yep, each chapter gets longer and longer and longer and longer...did I mention longer?
Anyway, you know the drill. Please review. Flames welcome.
BTW, the words in brackets are just my comment on what people/Pokémon say. If you don't want me to do it I won't. If you do I will and if no one says anything I'll just do it anyway. Oh, and Spinarak and the other Pokémon are still alive.
Fierystreak