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(is seen working feverishly behind a stack of chapters)
Hihi! I'm working my butt off! Just to get this chapter out! For my loyal fans! (fan?!)…(Tessen! Halisen!*)Teeheehee
*grins and waves at Brenda* don't worry! I'm working on the romance it will come in its own sweet time…
NOW ONWARD WITH THE GIBBLED STORY! MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Chapter7-Whats in a Name?
Heero's fingers flashed around like white lightning as he quickly busted through the codes.
"Bernard Wiseman," he mused. A list came up, only one of the sixty two names was the one he was looking for.
Heero scrolled down to Bernard # 50. At least he was nearly done. Heero was almost tempted to go to the end and see if he was there.
*click*
A picture of a small bald guy came up.
Wrong guy.
Heero wondered idly if fate had just decided to play a joke on him and hand him a hand of cards that seemed to be stuck together with glue.
He clicked on Bernard # 59.
Ah! Here he was.
Name: Bernard Wisman.
Age: 19
Blood type: O
Address: unknown
Occupation: none
Heero grunted. That's all the information he could get? ! Heero narrowed his eyes and tried a different tactic
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Bernie sat there donut in hand and his eyes wide as he watched the braided dude and the tall blond guy have a donut battle.
It consisted of them throwing donuts at each others heads.
Amazingly no donut hit the ground as each donut was caught somehow. And eaten.
Bernie saw Vash make an almost impossible catch the donut barely touching the ground was saved by a dive that Vash
Made in a last ditch effort to 'save' it.
Bernie decided now was a good time to escape when a couple of donut loving freaks who were 'watching' him
Started squabbling on who should eat the last donut.
Suddenly the donut flew up. Vash and Duo had horrified expressions on their faces as it seemed to 'fly' toward the door.
Trowa walked in as the donut started to slowly fall, he noticed the expressions of horror on Vash and Duo's faces , he looked up only to find…
THWUNK!
The donut landed perfectly on his spiked bang.
Vash and Duo stood there gaping in horror their eyes transfixed as Trowa slowly reached up and plucked the donut from his bang. He inspected it to see if it was still edible. Then to everyone's horror er I mean to Vash and Duo's utmost horror ate it.
Vash immediately broke into tears wailing how hungry he was while Duo rung helplessly on his braid his eyes big and sad.
Trowa just smirked and walked on in.
And they're supposed to be my guards?! The great Gundam pilots are crying over a donut?! thought Bernie.
"Duo I'm here to relieve you of your duty," Trowa said pointedly.
"…" Duo replied giving Trowa a petrified glance before leaving the room. Trowa gave a quick glare at Vash -who mind you was still crying- before leaning against the wall.
"Heero couldn't come. That's why you're still here." Trowa said.
"O ::sniffle::K" he replied.
Bernie looked up and noticed the air vent above him. If he could unpick the lock of his handcuffs… then occupy the gaurds somehow then maybe just maybe he could escape.
Bernie sat there watching who he guessed to be Vash try to keep up a conversation with sir uni-bang. It didn't seem the conversation was going anywhere so Vash stopped and leaned against the wall hands behind his head.
Bernie heard the soft click.
Yes!
His hands were free. Now to keep them occupied.
Bernie then remembered that his flash pen was in the sole of his shoe for emergencies –like now- .
He slowly and painfully got the flash pen out of his shoe with out bending down.
He coughed then moved like lightening, grabbing his pen and closing his eyes as he blinded them.
While he pushed the buton blinding them he quickly jammed through the ventilation shaft. He quickly crawled hoping that all would go as planned.
BAM!
"HOW DARE YOU TRY TO ESCAPE!" commanded the head that had just bust through the ventilation shaft.
"WHA?!" Bernie hit his head on the vent. How?! he thought as Vash grabbed him by the scruff and pulled him back into the room.
"Now look what you've gone and done! I'm bleeding!," Vash complained. While Bernies tried to figure out how this Vash dude recovered so quickly.
Trowa calm as ever still saw some little stars. Vash kept on whining until Relena entered with some sandwiches in her hand.
"Ooo! Food!" Vash excalimed. "Are those for me?" Vash's face brightened.
"No they're for our guest." She replied teasingly.
"But a man can't eat so many snadwiches." Vash said.
"Oh I wouldn't be sure of that." Relena said putting the sandwiches down.
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The word 'Zeon' flashed across the screen.
Heero paused and thought
I remember learning about them…a small organization a long time ago that were defeated by the Earth Federation but lately they've been quiet. I wonder
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( New Oz headquaters)
" The perfect diversion," commented Dix Kushranada , "Now to make it seem that way…"
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The orange-reddish haired UPS guy looked up at the craft.
Yep this was the place to deliver. Peace Million2. He tapped in the code.
"UPS delivery," he said. When the guards face pooped up.
"Delivery number?"
"189968AB."
"You may enter." The portal opened and the UPS guy entered.
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AN: Who is this UPS pilot? Enemy or foe? Find out in the next chapter of Vash in a Gundam!
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