Total Insanity! 3
A/N: Uh, what can I say? I obviously didn't take my sanity pills today. If you don't review I'm going to spew on you. Please don't flame, I'm not to blame. Don't be so thick and read my fic. (Uh, yeah. 0_0)
Blaine: I've eaten lead then I bleed and now I'm dead! (Hmmm! I believe this is the case of only eat when you can not what you can't.)
Misty: I want you back Spinarak, so attack that Marowak! (Go, Spinarak use your Drop Dead attack! Oops, wrong attack. ^_^)
Pikachu: What's up Ketchup? (The ceiling obviously or the sky. Depends where you are. ^_^)
Sabrina: I went to Japan and brought a frying pan! (Ah, that sounds really exciting. NOT!)
Kage the Charmander: May I have some cheese please before I sneeze? (*Uh, sure. Hands him some cheese*)
Charizard: You can count on me to Fire Blast you up a tree! Hee-Hee! (Err...no thanks. I like to keep my furry feet on the ground thank you very much.)
Almost everyone: *Singing* Escuro and Soli up a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Then came a bee and stung them through out history! (I loved that little song! ^_^ Uh, Escuro is my male Umbreon and Soli is my female Espeon. Watch out for cute little Eevees. ^_^)
Blaine: Flareon is number one, so let it be done! (Weren't you dead?)
Gary: My Nidoking has a thing for my Nidoqueen! (In other words, he has a crush on Nidoqueen. Aw, sweet! ^_^)
Kage: *Singing* Arcanine is feeling fine as long as he gets out of that water line! (Weird song there Kage.)
Sandslash: Soon Jolteon will be long gone! (Heh! You're just saying that, because you're a Ground type.)
Giovanni: I named my Rhydon Ron and we really get on and now we're going to sing a song. (Please don't. -_-)
Whitney: Ah! My Clefairy is hairy and dreadfully scary! (Huh? No, not a cute little Clefairy.)
Erika: My Bulbasaur is really sore, because it got attacked by a Velociraptor. (Heh! A Velociraptor is a predatory 1.8 m in length Dinosaur that hunts in packs for those of you who don't know. It was in all three Jurassic Park movies.)
Blaine: Charmander here's a reminder that I'm right behind ya! (Eek, run Charmander! He's going to try and capture you!)
Jessie and James: *Singing* Meowth you need a bath, so you won't be cut in half and starve! (Eh? That was weird. 0_0)
Brock: My Vulpix is Six and its gonna get fix! (Fix as in to stop it from reproducing anymore cute little Vulpix cubs.)
Morty: *Pointing at his Gengar* The host with the most is a Ghost eating toast. (Heh! If you say so.)
Gastly: I'm a Ghastly and I'm very nasty, because I like to eat parsley. (I have to say you are one very screwed up Ghost.)
Fierystreak: *Me obviously* Abra is wearing a bra and so is Gengar! (Jeez, I'm weird.)
Misty: Psyduck doesn't have any luck, because it got hugged by a Muk-yuck! (You said it Mist.)
Brock: I don't want to be a Pokémon breeder I wanna be a Women Reader! (Now, that's Brock for ya.)
Kage: Diglett is not here yet, he's still in Pallet! (You can get to Diglett's Cave by cutting the tree in Pallet or vice-versa.)
LT.Surge: I wanna fight with my Magnemite. He's going to give you a hell of a fright all night, so you'd better hold on tight you're in his sight-that's right! (Yeah, lot's of rhyming in this one! ^_^)
Gary: Did you know that my Doduo is a Dodo? (Gee...really?)
Misty: Poliwag is a brag, so don't hag. (No comment)
Escuro: Tentacool evolved into Tentacruel and now he is swimming in the pool. (Good little...ah, I mean big, Tentacruel.)
Soli: Going to Spain didn't seem to be a pain, so I went back again. (Ah, what did you see there?)
Brock: Eek! It's a girl I think I'm going to hurl! (Heh! Brock gets sick, because he saw a girl. Now that's weird.)
Ash: I won that battle with ease now may I have my badge please? (No! Go away! Mine!)
Misty: I went above, fell in love and now I own a pet Dove. (That was weird, but I ran out of ideas. -_-)
Fierystreak: Phew, I better finish this. For you to review, that's my wish. A flame is welcome, although I don't like 'em. Remember that this story is only if you like Insanity and I've got plenty. Also read if you like weirdness and just plain funniness.
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Gee, that was a weird chapter. Enough with the rhyming already, I've got other stories to write. You probably have no idea how hard it was for me to think up of a three-page list of rhymes.
Fierystreak.