Lights, camera, accident!
Hey this is my first fan fic. The chapters are quite short, but I hope you'll read and like them anyway. Here's the intro:
Once upon a time....
Hmmm.think we'll change that.
Legolas, Aragorn, Gimli, Boromir, Gandalf, Merry, Pippin, Frodo and Sam (otherwise known as the Fellowship) were just minding their own business. What I mean is:
Legolas was polishing his bow, Aragorn was snogging Arwen in a corner, Gimli was talking to his axe and covering it in spit, Boromir was annoying Gandalf, Gandalf was losing it and hitting Boromir with his staff, Merry and Pippin were discussing mushrooms, Frodo was picking his teeth and Sam was nearby with some dental floss ready to aid Frodo.
Man they live a sad life. But then it brightened up!
Out of nowhere, this man in shorts and a t-shirt walks up to them and says:
"Hello! I'm a director. Jack Peterson is my name, and I was wondering if you'd consider starring in a movie I'm making. It's called The Fraud Of The Rings!"
And that's where it all began.
How was that for an intro? Alright? I hope so. Anyway, in the following chapters, each member of the fellowship goes for an audition for their part in the movie. Unfortunately, their auditions don't go to well!
Hey this is my first fan fic. The chapters are quite short, but I hope you'll read and like them anyway. Here's the intro:
Once upon a time....
Hmmm.think we'll change that.
Legolas, Aragorn, Gimli, Boromir, Gandalf, Merry, Pippin, Frodo and Sam (otherwise known as the Fellowship) were just minding their own business. What I mean is:
Legolas was polishing his bow, Aragorn was snogging Arwen in a corner, Gimli was talking to his axe and covering it in spit, Boromir was annoying Gandalf, Gandalf was losing it and hitting Boromir with his staff, Merry and Pippin were discussing mushrooms, Frodo was picking his teeth and Sam was nearby with some dental floss ready to aid Frodo.
Man they live a sad life. But then it brightened up!
Out of nowhere, this man in shorts and a t-shirt walks up to them and says:
"Hello! I'm a director. Jack Peterson is my name, and I was wondering if you'd consider starring in a movie I'm making. It's called The Fraud Of The Rings!"
And that's where it all began.
How was that for an intro? Alright? I hope so. Anyway, in the following chapters, each member of the fellowship goes for an audition for their part in the movie. Unfortunately, their auditions don't go to well!