Lights, camera, accident!
Here's the 2nd chapter (and it's gonna be longer than the intro!)
Legolas is auditioning for the part of Leggy-lulu.
"CUT!!!"
"What? What'd I do wrong?"
"You numskull! You shot the producer! Now he's got an arrow in his butt!"
"Isn't that out of Shrek?"
"AARGH!"
As you can see, things weren't going well for Legolas or the director. Or the producer!
"S'not my fault! My finger twitched!"
"Maybe we'll cut the archery scenes out of the film"
"What? But then all I get to do is nance about like a sissy!"
"But that's what you are, isn't it? *smirk*"
"No I'm telling. MUUUUUUUUUUUUM!"
"I just love upsetting sissys!"
*turns to producer*
"Well we better get that arrow outta your butt"
5 minutes later..
"YOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Here's the 2nd chapter (and it's gonna be longer than the intro!)
Legolas is auditioning for the part of Leggy-lulu.
"CUT!!!"
"What? What'd I do wrong?"
"You numskull! You shot the producer! Now he's got an arrow in his butt!"
"Isn't that out of Shrek?"
"AARGH!"
As you can see, things weren't going well for Legolas or the director. Or the producer!
"S'not my fault! My finger twitched!"
"Maybe we'll cut the archery scenes out of the film"
"What? But then all I get to do is nance about like a sissy!"
"But that's what you are, isn't it? *smirk*"
"No I'm telling. MUUUUUUUUUUUUM!"
"I just love upsetting sissys!"
*turns to producer*
"Well we better get that arrow outta your butt"
5 minutes later..
"YOUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"