Yami's Trip to the Zoo
By Dan
Dan: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh
Liz: THANK YOU!! *looks at sky*
Dan: SHUT UP!!
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Joey: I'm bored.
Yugi: Me too.
Anzu: DUH!
Grandpa: Let's get out of here and go to Canada!
All: WHAT!?
Grandpa: I mean the zoo.
Liz: Can Bakura come too?
Yami: NO!
Liz: Why not? *cries*
Yami: First of all he will try to steal my puzzle, second, you don't love me anymore.
Bakura: So?
Yami: *punches Bakura*
Bakura: The PAIN! It feels so good!
Anzu: Duh!
Tofu: O.....k......
Dan: I'll drive!
All: NO WAY!!
Dan: v_v
Liz: Let's go!
(At Zoo)
Joey: I wanna see the doggies!
Tofu: They don't have dogs here it's a zoo.
Joey: Oh.
Men in Suits: Come with us sir.
Joey: Why? What did I do?
Men in Suits: *drag Joey away*
Liz: I wanna see the rattle snakes!
Bakura: I'll come with you. *murmurs to self* Snakes will induce much pain to me!
Liz: What did you say?
Bakura: Nothing.
Liz: Okay.
Yami: I'm going with you too.
Liz: Why?
Yami: Because.
Liz: Ok.
Tofu: Well, I'm going to see the primates.
Anzu: What are those?
Tofu: Monkeys Anzu, Monkeys.
Anzu: Duh!
Tofu: Yugi can come with us.
Yugi: Ok!
Dan: Me too!
Tofu: *groans* Fine.
Dan: *running in circles around Tofu, Anzu, and Yugi* Monkeys, Monkeys, Monkeys!
Tofu: Shut up!
Anzu: Duh!
Yugi: I think it's funny.
Dan: YAY! LOOK! *points* It's a Monkey!
Tofu: It's a gorilla.
Yugi: I'm gunna feed it!
Tofu: No, you're not allowed to.
Yugi: Why?
Dan: I don't know.
Yugi: *goes up to cage with a hot dog*
Gorilla: *pulls Yugi through bars and cuddles him like a baby*
Yugi: WAAA!! I mean......HELP!!
Gorilla: *kisses Yugi*
Yugi: Hey, watch my hair.
Dan: Run away!
Tofu: Indubitably!
Dan & Tofu: *runs and runs until they see a sign*
Dan: A sign a sign!
Sign: "New Exhibit: Weird Dog"
Dan: Can we see it! Can we can we????
Tofu: Sure
Dan & Tofu: *goes into tent*
Tofu: *gasp*
Dan: It's Seto with Joey of a leash in a dog costume!
Seto: Come on in guys, it's going to be a great show!
Dan: Yay!
Tofu: Oh please!
Dan: Shhh!!
Seto: For the first trick, my puppy will roll over and bark.
Joey: Never.
Seto: Don't make me show them your baby pictures.
Joey: Fine: *rolls over* Bow wow.
Seto: Good dog here's you treat.
Joey: I'm not eating that.
Seto: *pulls out photo album*
Joey: Fine. *eats treat* Disgusting!
Dan: More! More!
Seto: For our next trick Joey will fetch this ball.......from the middle of this one acre field with burning coals and land mines! *throws ball* *closes tent flap*
In Background: *boom* *sizzle* It burns! *boom* Shit! Ow, ow, ow, ow! *boom* What the......*huge explosion*
Seto: Sounds like he got to the ball, sorry that ends the exhibit because there is no more puppy boo hoo.
Dan: That was funny.
Tofu: Uhh......no.
Dan: Shows what you know.
(Back with Yugi)
Yugi: Stupid gorilla.
Gorilla: *gets upset* *throws Yugi into ground then into Lion pen*
Yugi: Uh oh.
Lion: ROAR *tears Yugi's shirt*
Yugi: Ow. Stupid Lion.
Lion: *pounces on Yugi* *picks him up and throws him*
Yugi: I gotta stop calling these animals stupid.......where am I now?
Bunny: *hops to Yugi*
Yugi: *pets bunny* Nice bunny
Bunny: *bites off Yugi's finger*
Yugi: Bad Bunny! BAD BUNNY!
Zoo Keeper: Hey kid, get outta' there now, them things is vicious.
Yugi: *sarcastically* Really?
Zoo Keeper: *lets Yugi out*
Yugi: Thank you sir, where is everyone?
By Dan
Dan: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh
Liz: THANK YOU!! *looks at sky*
Dan: SHUT UP!!
~~~~~~~~~
Joey: I'm bored.
Yugi: Me too.
Anzu: DUH!
Grandpa: Let's get out of here and go to Canada!
All: WHAT!?
Grandpa: I mean the zoo.
Liz: Can Bakura come too?
Yami: NO!
Liz: Why not? *cries*
Yami: First of all he will try to steal my puzzle, second, you don't love me anymore.
Bakura: So?
Yami: *punches Bakura*
Bakura: The PAIN! It feels so good!
Anzu: Duh!
Tofu: O.....k......
Dan: I'll drive!
All: NO WAY!!
Dan: v_v
Liz: Let's go!
(At Zoo)
Joey: I wanna see the doggies!
Tofu: They don't have dogs here it's a zoo.
Joey: Oh.
Men in Suits: Come with us sir.
Joey: Why? What did I do?
Men in Suits: *drag Joey away*
Liz: I wanna see the rattle snakes!
Bakura: I'll come with you. *murmurs to self* Snakes will induce much pain to me!
Liz: What did you say?
Bakura: Nothing.
Liz: Okay.
Yami: I'm going with you too.
Liz: Why?
Yami: Because.
Liz: Ok.
Tofu: Well, I'm going to see the primates.
Anzu: What are those?
Tofu: Monkeys Anzu, Monkeys.
Anzu: Duh!
Tofu: Yugi can come with us.
Yugi: Ok!
Dan: Me too!
Tofu: *groans* Fine.
Dan: *running in circles around Tofu, Anzu, and Yugi* Monkeys, Monkeys, Monkeys!
Tofu: Shut up!
Anzu: Duh!
Yugi: I think it's funny.
Dan: YAY! LOOK! *points* It's a Monkey!
Tofu: It's a gorilla.
Yugi: I'm gunna feed it!
Tofu: No, you're not allowed to.
Yugi: Why?
Dan: I don't know.
Yugi: *goes up to cage with a hot dog*
Gorilla: *pulls Yugi through bars and cuddles him like a baby*
Yugi: WAAA!! I mean......HELP!!
Gorilla: *kisses Yugi*
Yugi: Hey, watch my hair.
Dan: Run away!
Tofu: Indubitably!
Dan & Tofu: *runs and runs until they see a sign*
Dan: A sign a sign!
Sign: "New Exhibit: Weird Dog"
Dan: Can we see it! Can we can we????
Tofu: Sure
Dan & Tofu: *goes into tent*
Tofu: *gasp*
Dan: It's Seto with Joey of a leash in a dog costume!
Seto: Come on in guys, it's going to be a great show!
Dan: Yay!
Tofu: Oh please!
Dan: Shhh!!
Seto: For the first trick, my puppy will roll over and bark.
Joey: Never.
Seto: Don't make me show them your baby pictures.
Joey: Fine: *rolls over* Bow wow.
Seto: Good dog here's you treat.
Joey: I'm not eating that.
Seto: *pulls out photo album*
Joey: Fine. *eats treat* Disgusting!
Dan: More! More!
Seto: For our next trick Joey will fetch this ball.......from the middle of this one acre field with burning coals and land mines! *throws ball* *closes tent flap*
In Background: *boom* *sizzle* It burns! *boom* Shit! Ow, ow, ow, ow! *boom* What the......*huge explosion*
Seto: Sounds like he got to the ball, sorry that ends the exhibit because there is no more puppy boo hoo.
Dan: That was funny.
Tofu: Uhh......no.
Dan: Shows what you know.
(Back with Yugi)
Yugi: Stupid gorilla.
Gorilla: *gets upset* *throws Yugi into ground then into Lion pen*
Yugi: Uh oh.
Lion: ROAR *tears Yugi's shirt*
Yugi: Ow. Stupid Lion.
Lion: *pounces on Yugi* *picks him up and throws him*
Yugi: I gotta stop calling these animals stupid.......where am I now?
Bunny: *hops to Yugi*
Yugi: *pets bunny* Nice bunny
Bunny: *bites off Yugi's finger*
Yugi: Bad Bunny! BAD BUNNY!
Zoo Keeper: Hey kid, get outta' there now, them things is vicious.
Yugi: *sarcastically* Really?
Zoo Keeper: *lets Yugi out*
Yugi: Thank you sir, where is everyone?