Lights, camera, accident!
This time Gimli, who is auditioning for the part of Giblin, seems to disgust everyone with his manners.
"EURGH!"
"What? *spit*"
"That's what. Every time you say a line, you SPIT!"
"That is an outrage! *spit*"
"Then why are the producers and myself covered in SPIT???"
"Perhaps it rained.*spit*"
"AAARGH!"
"Yeah I know, Aragorn can be so frustrating sometimes! *spit*"
"No! Look, I think we'll just cut the Giblin talking scenes from the film."
"What? But then all I can do is spin my axe around! *spit*"
"Oh god. Another weapon. I think we'll take the axe of you and provide you with something safer!"
"I will be dead before I see my axe in the hands of a director! *spit*"
"Oh.I see.*points over Gimli's shoulder* Look, it's Galadriel! *Gimli turns and quick as a flash, the director takes his axe*
"Hey! *spit* That was trickery! I will get you back for this, I mean it. You haven't heard the last of Gimli son of Gloin! Oh no, he'll be back, back with weapons and-*gets interrupted by the director, who has shoved him over to the exit*"
"What are you doing? *spit*"
"I'm kicking you out."
"Oh no you're not *spit* Nobody tosses a dwarf!"
*Gimli gets booted up his backside*
"YOOOOOOUCH!"
This time Gimli, who is auditioning for the part of Giblin, seems to disgust everyone with his manners.
"EURGH!"
"What? *spit*"
"That's what. Every time you say a line, you SPIT!"
"That is an outrage! *spit*"
"Then why are the producers and myself covered in SPIT???"
"Perhaps it rained.*spit*"
"AAARGH!"
"Yeah I know, Aragorn can be so frustrating sometimes! *spit*"
"No! Look, I think we'll just cut the Giblin talking scenes from the film."
"What? But then all I can do is spin my axe around! *spit*"
"Oh god. Another weapon. I think we'll take the axe of you and provide you with something safer!"
"I will be dead before I see my axe in the hands of a director! *spit*"
"Oh.I see.*points over Gimli's shoulder* Look, it's Galadriel! *Gimli turns and quick as a flash, the director takes his axe*
"Hey! *spit* That was trickery! I will get you back for this, I mean it. You haven't heard the last of Gimli son of Gloin! Oh no, he'll be back, back with weapons and-*gets interrupted by the director, who has shoved him over to the exit*"
"What are you doing? *spit*"
"I'm kicking you out."
"Oh no you're not *spit* Nobody tosses a dwarf!"
*Gimli gets booted up his backside*
"YOOOOOOUCH!"