Lights, camera, accident!
Authors note: Gwaihir, thanks 4 ur review. I haven't had time to do a nu chapter lately, but I finally buckled down to it and got it done - so here it is, Boromir's mistake!
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Boromir, auditioning for the part of Bothering, seems to be having difficulty with how to die properly.
"NO!"
*Boromir sits up* "What'd I do?"
"When you are dead, you do not speak!"
"I thought you said you were finished filming!"
"No, I wasn't. So now all I have is a bit of tape with a death scene on it, that halfway through has you sitting up and saying: 'Are we done yet?'!"
"So we were done then?"
"AAARGH!"
"Oooh, good death scream, I'll have to remember that."
"Once more, from the top!"
*Boromir gets into position*
"And action!"
"AAAARGH!" *Boromir falls over and pretends to be dead* "So how was that?"
"CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Wahoo, I did it!"
"NO! NO YOU DIDN'T! I was not finished filming! And you spoke. AGAIN!"
"Ooops. Was I not meant to?"
*taking deep breaths* Look, maybe I'll just cut the death scene from the film!"
"What? But then all I get to do is say: 'Oh Frodo, give me the ring. Bad Frodo. Give me the ring!" What a load of parp!" "Actually, you don't have any lines. You're just supposed to die."
"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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There ya go! Boromir's part doesn't look to pleasing does it!!! Next up is Gandalf!
Authors note: Gwaihir, thanks 4 ur review. I haven't had time to do a nu chapter lately, but I finally buckled down to it and got it done - so here it is, Boromir's mistake!
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Boromir, auditioning for the part of Bothering, seems to be having difficulty with how to die properly.
"NO!"
*Boromir sits up* "What'd I do?"
"When you are dead, you do not speak!"
"I thought you said you were finished filming!"
"No, I wasn't. So now all I have is a bit of tape with a death scene on it, that halfway through has you sitting up and saying: 'Are we done yet?'!"
"So we were done then?"
"AAARGH!"
"Oooh, good death scream, I'll have to remember that."
"Once more, from the top!"
*Boromir gets into position*
"And action!"
"AAAARGH!" *Boromir falls over and pretends to be dead* "So how was that?"
"CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Wahoo, I did it!"
"NO! NO YOU DIDN'T! I was not finished filming! And you spoke. AGAIN!"
"Ooops. Was I not meant to?"
*taking deep breaths* Look, maybe I'll just cut the death scene from the film!"
"What? But then all I get to do is say: 'Oh Frodo, give me the ring. Bad Frodo. Give me the ring!" What a load of parp!" "Actually, you don't have any lines. You're just supposed to die."
"WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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There ya go! Boromir's part doesn't look to pleasing does it!!! Next up is Gandalf!