A/N: Ok, I'm running out of ideas here! So if you don't think this chapter is funny, my summary said warning: this is a lame attempt on humor. Songfic.
Disclaimer: No one knows by Queens of the Stone Age
quote by Tweety
They called him a lady's man. Or maybe he liked to call himself the lady's man. Whenever you saw him, he was tryin' to get a girl, tryin' to win her with his charm. And what a charm he has! With that beautiful smile, which makes some girls faint, the cowboy-look, his Exceter. But most girls reject him, actually… all girls do. But he doesn't stop tryin'.
He was Irvine Kinneas.
~^~^*^~^~
"Irvine! Hold up! I need…"
"You need me?" he grinned at the girl.
"No, you idiot! I need to talk to
you. Would you do me a favor, please?"
she pouted her lip.
"Anythin' for a pretty gal like you."
"Oh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
You have to sing a song for the Garden Festival. Make sure I hear it first! Bye and thanks again!" she ran off.
"Hey, Selphie, wait…"
***
"Quistis, hey!" he stopped right before her, almost falling (cos he
stopped so suddenly while chasing Selphie).
"Hello, Irvine.!
"Can you talk to Selphie for me? She
kinda ordered me to sing for the Garden Festival."
"Sorry, Irvine. You have to sing."
"But I don't want to." He looked at her with a sad puppy-dog face.
"I'm also singing a song and I heard she got Seifer tricked into it too. Besides, think of all the girls you'll get after the Garden
Festival."
"Yeah, never thought of that…"
"So what will you be singing?"
"I don't know yet, I'll find something…
You know? I thought I taw a puddy
that. I did! I did! I taw a puddy that!
Gotta go, Quisty.
Cat! Wait for me!"
***
~Darn it! Where did she go?~
Back in his dorm…
Irvine was watching TV. ~Great
song! Funny clip, with that deer and
all… Should I sing it for the Garden Festival?~
He opened the door of his dorm, wanting to go to the cafeteria, still
making up his mind. Then all of a sudden
a deer was running by. ~A deer in the
hallways of Balamb Garden?~ The animal
turned around and stopped right before him.
Irvine couldn't believe his eyes.
Then the deer hit him on his head with his paw.
~Just like in the clip. This is a sign
of Hyne. I'm singing No one knows by
Queens of the Stone Age.~ He passed
out.
***
"Selphie! I found the most crazy
song for the G. Festival!"
"Oh, goodie goo!"
"Hyne told me to sing it."
"Irvine, I can tell by the bandages that you hit your head."
"It was a sign, I tell you! The sign
that Hyne send me!"
"You're talking crazy. But as long as
you have a song…"
"Yeah." He grinned.
"Sing!" Selphie commanded.
"We get some rules to follow
That and this
These and those
No one knows
We get these pills to swallow
How the stick
In your throat
Tastes like gold
Oh, what you do to me
No one knows
And I realize you're mine
Indeed a fool of mine
And I realize you're mine
Indeed a fool of mine
ahh
I journey through the desert
Of the mind
With no hope
I found low
I drift along the ocean
Dead lifeboats
In the sun
And I come undone
Pleasantly caving in
I come undone
And I realize you're mine
Indeed a fool of mine
And I realize you're mine
Indeed a fool of mine
ahh
Heaven smiles above me
What a gift
Can be love
But no one knows
A gift that you give to me
No one knows"
Garden Festival Programm:
1. Quistis Trepe – Ice Queen
2. Seifer Almasy – She hates me
3. Irvine Kinneas – No one knows