Chapter 4: Who Are You People?
Draco gripped his wand tighter, not entirely sure who to aim it at, Ron (a/n: yes that was the mysterious boy from earlier) or the muggle. Then he realized that he'd touched the muggle. He dropped his wand to brush his hands off, he wanted to rid himself of (what he thought was) the commonness that muggles contained. "Eww! I've permanently contaminated myself!"
"Oh really?" Asked Hermionie, her eyebrows raised. As if to remind him that he had kissed her, and she was most certainly part muggle.
"Fine, fine," said Draco, reluctantly stopping brushing himself off.
"Did I miss something?" Asked Ron skeptically raising his eyebrows. "I hope it's not what I think it is?"
"Oh I get it!" Started the muggle, who had backed up against one of the walls by now. "This is some sort of cruel joke. How'd you guys set this up?"
Hermionie, Ron, and Draco looked at each other and shrugged. "Do you have any idea what she's talking about?" Ron whispered to Hermionie, rather indescreetly.
"Ha ha, Nolan*!" The muggle started sarcastically. "You know, I'm onto you guys, you can't fool me."
"No idea." Remarked Hermionie.
"Probably just muggle cluelessness." Guessed Draco, shrugging.
"Zobel*, jeeze why are you being so rude, you know I'm not clueless. Hyper and silly maybe, but never clueless!" The muggle looked really pissed off.
"Zobel? My name is Malfoy, who the hell are you?"
"Dana*," The muggle turned to Hermionie. "What are you guys playing at?" When Hermionie shrugged, the muggle turned to Draco, "Fine I'll play along, Hello I'm Ali." She offered a hand to Ron.
"Uh," Ron started, looking over at Hermionie, "Ron Weasly." He replied, taking her hand.
"I thought that you didn't like it when people called you Ron, why are you encouraging it now?"
"Uh, 'cause I am Ron?" He raised his eyebrows at Hermionie; then, when Ali looked away he signaled that she was crazy. Hermionie elbowed him in the ribs while Draco laughed at Ron's misfortune.
"Ha ha, how many times do I gotta' tell you? I'm on to you! You don't have to keep doing this!"
"Uh, well, do us a favor and play along. Please?" Said Hermionie, going for cooperation, and raising her eyebrows for help from Draco and Ron, who were being possibly as bad as Ali was.
"Look, whatever," Ali shrugged. "Hermionie!" She used her fingers to indicate that "Hermionie" was in quotes.
"Okay," started Hermionie, brushing her hands off, as if to finalize the sittuation. "Now, where were we."
Draco looked at Ron, glared as Ron made a mocking face, and raised his wand. "I think we were somewhere around here, were we not Ronald?"
"Yes I believe that is quite correct, Draconius."
"That's not my name!"
Ron looked quite abashed, "Well," he searched for words, "so! Who cares? Bring it on!" They both raised their wands menacingly, Hemionie pulled on Ron,
"Ron, STOP!" When he turned to blow off Malfoy's head, ignoring her, she attempted to convince Draco. "Draco! Draco, Leave him alone, PLEASE!" He didn't listen, he was too busy preparing himself to let out all of his spite and anger on Ron's target-like red hair.
"Hey," Started Ali, who had been watching this quite amusedly. "Aren't we in a cave."
"Well aren't you a smart one." Drawled Draco, but not bothering to look up from his fight.
"Well, since I am obviously correct, as I have proved with my rhetorical question," she glared at Draco rather menacingly. "If you two" she used her fingers again, " 'spell each others brains out' won't this cave crumble?"
Then they stopped, for the voice of reason had spoken, or more like, the semi-quick-thinking mind of a muggle afraid of danger. "So, what do we do now?" said the semi-quick-thinking one.
"Well." started Hermionie.
*These names were taken from people that I, the author know, and you all know who you are. When you read this, enjoy it, because, chances are, I'll eventually get around to changing them.
Anyway, so there it is, I hope that all of my "loving" and "endearingly loyal" fans out there enjoyed this. And those of you who I am addressing please don't burst my bubble. I'm having fun doing this, and I'm gonna' keep doing it, weather you guys want me to or not! So, please read and review! THANK YA'LL!
Draco gripped his wand tighter, not entirely sure who to aim it at, Ron (a/n: yes that was the mysterious boy from earlier) or the muggle. Then he realized that he'd touched the muggle. He dropped his wand to brush his hands off, he wanted to rid himself of (what he thought was) the commonness that muggles contained. "Eww! I've permanently contaminated myself!"
"Oh really?" Asked Hermionie, her eyebrows raised. As if to remind him that he had kissed her, and she was most certainly part muggle.
"Fine, fine," said Draco, reluctantly stopping brushing himself off.
"Did I miss something?" Asked Ron skeptically raising his eyebrows. "I hope it's not what I think it is?"
"Oh I get it!" Started the muggle, who had backed up against one of the walls by now. "This is some sort of cruel joke. How'd you guys set this up?"
Hermionie, Ron, and Draco looked at each other and shrugged. "Do you have any idea what she's talking about?" Ron whispered to Hermionie, rather indescreetly.
"Ha ha, Nolan*!" The muggle started sarcastically. "You know, I'm onto you guys, you can't fool me."
"No idea." Remarked Hermionie.
"Probably just muggle cluelessness." Guessed Draco, shrugging.
"Zobel*, jeeze why are you being so rude, you know I'm not clueless. Hyper and silly maybe, but never clueless!" The muggle looked really pissed off.
"Zobel? My name is Malfoy, who the hell are you?"
"Dana*," The muggle turned to Hermionie. "What are you guys playing at?" When Hermionie shrugged, the muggle turned to Draco, "Fine I'll play along, Hello I'm Ali." She offered a hand to Ron.
"Uh," Ron started, looking over at Hermionie, "Ron Weasly." He replied, taking her hand.
"I thought that you didn't like it when people called you Ron, why are you encouraging it now?"
"Uh, 'cause I am Ron?" He raised his eyebrows at Hermionie; then, when Ali looked away he signaled that she was crazy. Hermionie elbowed him in the ribs while Draco laughed at Ron's misfortune.
"Ha ha, how many times do I gotta' tell you? I'm on to you! You don't have to keep doing this!"
"Uh, well, do us a favor and play along. Please?" Said Hermionie, going for cooperation, and raising her eyebrows for help from Draco and Ron, who were being possibly as bad as Ali was.
"Look, whatever," Ali shrugged. "Hermionie!" She used her fingers to indicate that "Hermionie" was in quotes.
"Okay," started Hermionie, brushing her hands off, as if to finalize the sittuation. "Now, where were we."
Draco looked at Ron, glared as Ron made a mocking face, and raised his wand. "I think we were somewhere around here, were we not Ronald?"
"Yes I believe that is quite correct, Draconius."
"That's not my name!"
Ron looked quite abashed, "Well," he searched for words, "so! Who cares? Bring it on!" They both raised their wands menacingly, Hemionie pulled on Ron,
"Ron, STOP!" When he turned to blow off Malfoy's head, ignoring her, she attempted to convince Draco. "Draco! Draco, Leave him alone, PLEASE!" He didn't listen, he was too busy preparing himself to let out all of his spite and anger on Ron's target-like red hair.
"Hey," Started Ali, who had been watching this quite amusedly. "Aren't we in a cave."
"Well aren't you a smart one." Drawled Draco, but not bothering to look up from his fight.
"Well, since I am obviously correct, as I have proved with my rhetorical question," she glared at Draco rather menacingly. "If you two" she used her fingers again, " 'spell each others brains out' won't this cave crumble?"
Then they stopped, for the voice of reason had spoken, or more like, the semi-quick-thinking mind of a muggle afraid of danger. "So, what do we do now?" said the semi-quick-thinking one.
"Well." started Hermionie.
*These names were taken from people that I, the author know, and you all know who you are. When you read this, enjoy it, because, chances are, I'll eventually get around to changing them.
Anyway, so there it is, I hope that all of my "loving" and "endearingly loyal" fans out there enjoyed this. And those of you who I am addressing please don't burst my bubble. I'm having fun doing this, and I'm gonna' keep doing it, weather you guys want me to or not! So, please read and review! THANK YA'LL!