Last time we left Spongebob, he and Patrick drank some very sugary lemonade
and went insane until they crashed into a building and lost conciseness.
They woke up 4 hours later. Now we shall see what happens next.
Chapter 4: Everything twists
Setting 1 the road: 6:30
(Spongebob and Patrick are walking to Spongebob's house. Spongebob is trying to figure out what just happened. Patrick is still sad about the TV.)
Spongebob: What just happened why were we . . .(gasps) (Spongebob just realizes that they were responsible for the destruction of Squidward's car) The sugar!! Patrick, we crashed that car into the building! It was . . . Are you still sad about the TV?
Patrick: (sadly) Yes. Why did destiny frown on me!? What did I do to anger her!? (sobs)
Spongebob: It's okay, Patrick. We can buy a new one. (Patrick stops being sad)
Patrick: Oh okay. (Throws the broken TV.) Spongebob: Now, as I was saying . . . HOOKS!!! (The stop in front of a group of hooks.) Patrick, hooks!
Patrick: Oh boy! The carnival is back! (Patrick tries to rides the hooks, but Spongebob stopped him.) Hey what gives?
Spongebob: Patrick, do you remember what happened last time?
Patrick: No.
Spongebob: Well, I do. (Spongebob has a flashback on the episode hooky. In it Spongebob and Gary is sleeping until the alarm goes off. Spongebob turns it back on.) Well, Gary, I am going to prove myself loyal to Mr. Krabs. (Gets out of the house.) 'Cause I'm ready! (Runs to work. Patrick gets out of his rock.)
Patrick: Hey Spongebob, you're going the wrong way! (falls down then climbs out of the hole. Spongebob stops walking.)
Spongebob: I always go to work this way.
Patrick: Were not going to work today. Were going to play hooky!! (points to the hooks.)
Spongebob: But, Patrick we promised Mr. Krabs we weren't going to ride the hooks.
Patrick: Well I had my fingers crossed.
Spongebob: You don't have fingers.
Patrick: Well, that Mr. Krabs is just a big dummy! We played on the hooks all day and nothing bad happened to us! Are you going to listen to a big dummy or are you going to listen to me?
Spongebob: Well I uhhh . . .
Patrick: See you later (runs to the hooks then rides them) Wee! Come on, Spongebob, You know you want to!
Spongebob: Ohhh (walks away) I know I want to, but I can't. I promised Mr. Krabs I wouldn't go near another (gasps) HOOKS! (Spongebob stops in front of a hook. He is going to ride it, but he remembers what Mr. Krabs told him.) Oh no Mr. Krabs told me all about you. You are a liar, a deceiver! (walks away) I'll never fall for your tricks again! NEVER! (he sprints back to the hooks.) Is this seat taken? (he rides the hooks up then falls down.) Whew (wipes his forehead) glad I got that out of my system (he tries to walk, but something holds him back. Spongebob notices that he is hooked.) Oh no I'm Hooked and that means. (he has fantasies of himself in a tuna can. He runs to the Krusty Krab.) Spongebob: Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, you're two minutes late. What kept you, lad?
Spongebob: Uh, did you remember when you told me not to go near those hooks?
Mr. Krabs: Didn't I tell you not to go near those hooks?
Spongebob: Um, not really. (hook pulls him back a little he pulls himself back up front.) Yes!
Mr. Krabs: Well you didn't go near those hooks, did you?
Spongebob: No. (the same thing happens to Spongebob.) Well, not exactly. (it happens again) YES! (starts crying) Oh MR Krabs I'm so ashamed! Look at me, I'm hooked. (turns around)
Mr. Krabs: Well Spongebob, there only one thing to do. (Pearl and her friends walk up behind Mr. Krabs laughing sheepishly.)
Spongebob: Oh no, I can't do it. Not in front of all these. . . girls. (hook pulls him back slowly) Okay okay I'm taking them off. (tears off his pants.)
Mr. Krabs: Uhh Spongebob? (Spongebob notices that his underwear is hooked. The girls laugh at him again.) Spongebob: Oh no Mr. Krabs anything but that (bows down to Mr. Krabs like he is being worshiped.)
Mr. Krabs: I understand, Spongebob. (puts up the "help wanted' sign. Spongebob gets a Surprised look on his face.) You've been a good fry cook, but we'll find a new one hopefully one that will listen to old Mr. Krabs. (hook starts to pull him Spongebob off the ground.)
Spongebob: No Mr. Krabs please! (he tries to grab hold of an underwater flower, but he loses his grip. Then he grabs hold of the Krusty Krab sign.) Mr. Krabs please save me! I'll listen, I promise! (cries as he holds on to the sign for dear life. Then the hook tears off Spongebob's underwear.) Whew. (the sign propels Spongebob to the Krusty Krab's front door.)
Girls: Oh look.
Pearl: It's Spongebob Nudepants. (Spongebob looks down at his naked self. This flashback is form Spongebob's point of view so I won't put in the part with Squidward holding the fishing pole. Spongebob runs home in embarrassment.)
Spongebob: (while running) The hooks, the pants, the underwear! (Spongebob's flashback ends.) Now do you remember, Patrick. (He notices that Patrick isn't there.) Patrick? (Patrick gently floats down.)
Patrick: Nope.
Spongebob: Aw, I'm sure it won't happen again. (they ride the hook for 2 hours.)
Setting 2; In front of Spongebob's house. (Plankton and Gary is about to look Spongebob and Patrick when they show up.)
Plankton: What happened? We were about to look for you two. [and I thought they were dead.]
Spongebob: We were riding hooks.
Gary: Meow.
Spongebob: But he isn't going know because he's hypnotized. Hey where is he?
Plankton: He is washing dishes.
Spongebob: Oh, well I'm going inside. I'm pooped. See you later, Patrick, Plankton.
Patrick and Plankton: See ya later . (they all go to their homes.)
Setting 3 Spongebob's house, bedroom, 10:00 (Spongebob and Gary are about to go to sleep)
Spongebob: This was a long day. I'm pooped. Good night, Gary.
Gary: Meow. (they go to sleep. now you are about to know why I called the 4th chapter "Everything Twists".)
Setting 4: Spongebob's dream: Spongebob's house. (Spongebob and Gary is sleeping until the foghorn alarm rings, at midnight.)
Spogebob: I's morning already? (looks outside the window.) Wait a minute, It is still night! But the clock is at 12:00 and I usally set it to. . . (they hear a bloodcurdling scream that startles them both.) (scared) Uh, I'll go down there. You stay here. (he goes into the living room. he is srprised to see a ghost maid.) What are you doing here? Who are you?
Ghost Maid: I can't find my blood!
Spongebob: What? (a dark purple vortex opens in the living room floor.)
Ghost Maid: That is the distorded vortex! (disappears. Spongebob gets sucked into the vortex.)
Setting 5: Spongebob's dream: Krusty Krab (the vortex spits Spongebob out into the Krusty Krab.)
Spongebob: Where are we? (someone comes out of the gallery.) Whose there? This place is closed.
Rain: It's me and it (holds up a handgun.) shall suck you in.
Spongebob: No It won't because. . . I am your master.
Rain: (laughs) Your powers won't work here. (pulls the trigger the bullet goses through the K.K window.) I'll see you, there. (dissappears.)
Spongebob: Who the heck is she? (the bullet in the window gets bigger and bigger until Spongebob gets sucked into total darkness.)
Setting 6: Spongebob's dream: Goo Lagoon (Spongebob appears at the Goo Lagoon. He is now in his beach clothes.)
Spongebob: I'm here but what am I doing here? (gasps) What the. . (he looks up and see that the sky is black with no clouds in it someone comes out from nowhere. it's Inuyasha. What's with all the cameos?)
Inuyasha: Are you the freak who released the distorted vortex on my world?
Spongebob: Heck no.
Inuyasha: LIAR! (he charges at Spongebob then he disappears.)
Spongebob: That was close. Who was he? (then zombes from Eternal Darkness and redeads from the Wind Waker and every kind of heartless creature from Kingdom Hearts appear from nowhere and surrond Spongebob.) What the heck? (someone jumps off from one of the big heartless creature. it's Riku from Kindom Hearts. He is in his heartless outfit.)
Riku: So, you think you can just release the distorted vortex and get away with it? Well you're wrong. (draws his sword.)
Spongebob: Are you the one controling these creatures?
Riku: No I control one group, they control the other ones.
Spongebob: Who?
Riku: No time. You must die! (he swats Spongebob to the ground. the enviorment suddenly turns red. Spongebob and everyone else gets sucked into the distorded vortex.)
Setting 7: alice in wonder land court; Spongtebob's dream. (the vortex spits Spongebob into a very familar looking court.)
Spongebob: Where am I now?
Yami Yugi: You are on trial. (turns around) And I am the judge! Balliff! (Homer Sinpson comes out.; he is the baliff.)
Homer: (In a Brittish accent.) jUDGE HE IS accused of releasing the distorded vortex, using his hypnotic powers to enslave people, and sexually harrasing Barbie.
Yami Yugi: Is it true? Did you get sexually harrased by Spongebob? (Barbie stands up and walks to Yugi)
Barbie: Yes he did your honor. I was teaching my class math when Spongebob broke in, flipped up my skirt, pulled down my blouse, and started feeling on my butt.
Spongebob: (to Barbie0 No I didn't.
Yami Yugi: (To Spongebob) Stut up. Barbie you may sit down. (she sits down.) Whoever got hypnotized by Spongebob stand up. (Leela and Fry from futurerama, Marge and Maude from the Simpsons, Kairi and Sora from Kingdom Hearts stands up.)
Fry: Your honor, we were all in busness class until Spongebob came in and hypnotized us all.
Yami Yugi: What did he make you do?
Fry: He made us go around gtown acting retarded an our underwear.
Leela: Can I kick Spongebob in his groin?
Yami Yugi: Yes. (she kicks Spongebob in his groin until the distorted vortex comes in.)
Distorded Vortex: I was not relealsed by the pourus freak.
Spongebob: Thank you. (holds his groin.)
Yami Yugi: Well, you are still going to be punished on three counts.
Spongebob: What? (the distorted vortexx sucks in Spongebob.)
Setting 8: in front of Spongebob's house (the vortex spits him out back to where this dream started. Spongebob is in his normal clothes and the sky is still black. an angry mob heads for Spongebob. he goes into Patrick's rock..)
Patrick: I've been waiting for you. (thew distorded vortexx appears in the floor.)
Distorded Vortex; You must be executed as soon as possible. (it and the room gets bigger. everyone that was in trhe courtroom appears.)
Yami Yugi: This is your punishment. (Patrick pushes him in. Songebob falls into the dimehnsion that looked like the fly of dispair. when he reaches a certain point, the dream ends.)
And that's why this chapter was called "Everything Twists.) Will the nightmare mean something? You will find ouit in the coinclusion of my 1st fanfic, "Hypnotic Loss."
Chapter 4: Everything twists
Setting 1 the road: 6:30
(Spongebob and Patrick are walking to Spongebob's house. Spongebob is trying to figure out what just happened. Patrick is still sad about the TV.)
Spongebob: What just happened why were we . . .(gasps) (Spongebob just realizes that they were responsible for the destruction of Squidward's car) The sugar!! Patrick, we crashed that car into the building! It was . . . Are you still sad about the TV?
Patrick: (sadly) Yes. Why did destiny frown on me!? What did I do to anger her!? (sobs)
Spongebob: It's okay, Patrick. We can buy a new one. (Patrick stops being sad)
Patrick: Oh okay. (Throws the broken TV.) Spongebob: Now, as I was saying . . . HOOKS!!! (The stop in front of a group of hooks.) Patrick, hooks!
Patrick: Oh boy! The carnival is back! (Patrick tries to rides the hooks, but Spongebob stopped him.) Hey what gives?
Spongebob: Patrick, do you remember what happened last time?
Patrick: No.
Spongebob: Well, I do. (Spongebob has a flashback on the episode hooky. In it Spongebob and Gary is sleeping until the alarm goes off. Spongebob turns it back on.) Well, Gary, I am going to prove myself loyal to Mr. Krabs. (Gets out of the house.) 'Cause I'm ready! (Runs to work. Patrick gets out of his rock.)
Patrick: Hey Spongebob, you're going the wrong way! (falls down then climbs out of the hole. Spongebob stops walking.)
Spongebob: I always go to work this way.
Patrick: Were not going to work today. Were going to play hooky!! (points to the hooks.)
Spongebob: But, Patrick we promised Mr. Krabs we weren't going to ride the hooks.
Patrick: Well I had my fingers crossed.
Spongebob: You don't have fingers.
Patrick: Well, that Mr. Krabs is just a big dummy! We played on the hooks all day and nothing bad happened to us! Are you going to listen to a big dummy or are you going to listen to me?
Spongebob: Well I uhhh . . .
Patrick: See you later (runs to the hooks then rides them) Wee! Come on, Spongebob, You know you want to!
Spongebob: Ohhh (walks away) I know I want to, but I can't. I promised Mr. Krabs I wouldn't go near another (gasps) HOOKS! (Spongebob stops in front of a hook. He is going to ride it, but he remembers what Mr. Krabs told him.) Oh no Mr. Krabs told me all about you. You are a liar, a deceiver! (walks away) I'll never fall for your tricks again! NEVER! (he sprints back to the hooks.) Is this seat taken? (he rides the hooks up then falls down.) Whew (wipes his forehead) glad I got that out of my system (he tries to walk, but something holds him back. Spongebob notices that he is hooked.) Oh no I'm Hooked and that means. (he has fantasies of himself in a tuna can. He runs to the Krusty Krab.) Spongebob: Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, you're two minutes late. What kept you, lad?
Spongebob: Uh, did you remember when you told me not to go near those hooks?
Mr. Krabs: Didn't I tell you not to go near those hooks?
Spongebob: Um, not really. (hook pulls him back a little he pulls himself back up front.) Yes!
Mr. Krabs: Well you didn't go near those hooks, did you?
Spongebob: No. (the same thing happens to Spongebob.) Well, not exactly. (it happens again) YES! (starts crying) Oh MR Krabs I'm so ashamed! Look at me, I'm hooked. (turns around)
Mr. Krabs: Well Spongebob, there only one thing to do. (Pearl and her friends walk up behind Mr. Krabs laughing sheepishly.)
Spongebob: Oh no, I can't do it. Not in front of all these. . . girls. (hook pulls him back slowly) Okay okay I'm taking them off. (tears off his pants.)
Mr. Krabs: Uhh Spongebob? (Spongebob notices that his underwear is hooked. The girls laugh at him again.) Spongebob: Oh no Mr. Krabs anything but that (bows down to Mr. Krabs like he is being worshiped.)
Mr. Krabs: I understand, Spongebob. (puts up the "help wanted' sign. Spongebob gets a Surprised look on his face.) You've been a good fry cook, but we'll find a new one hopefully one that will listen to old Mr. Krabs. (hook starts to pull him Spongebob off the ground.)
Spongebob: No Mr. Krabs please! (he tries to grab hold of an underwater flower, but he loses his grip. Then he grabs hold of the Krusty Krab sign.) Mr. Krabs please save me! I'll listen, I promise! (cries as he holds on to the sign for dear life. Then the hook tears off Spongebob's underwear.) Whew. (the sign propels Spongebob to the Krusty Krab's front door.)
Girls: Oh look.
Pearl: It's Spongebob Nudepants. (Spongebob looks down at his naked self. This flashback is form Spongebob's point of view so I won't put in the part with Squidward holding the fishing pole. Spongebob runs home in embarrassment.)
Spongebob: (while running) The hooks, the pants, the underwear! (Spongebob's flashback ends.) Now do you remember, Patrick. (He notices that Patrick isn't there.) Patrick? (Patrick gently floats down.)
Patrick: Nope.
Spongebob: Aw, I'm sure it won't happen again. (they ride the hook for 2 hours.)
Setting 2; In front of Spongebob's house. (Plankton and Gary is about to look Spongebob and Patrick when they show up.)
Plankton: What happened? We were about to look for you two. [and I thought they were dead.]
Spongebob: We were riding hooks.
Gary: Meow.
Spongebob: But he isn't going know because he's hypnotized. Hey where is he?
Plankton: He is washing dishes.
Spongebob: Oh, well I'm going inside. I'm pooped. See you later, Patrick, Plankton.
Patrick and Plankton: See ya later . (they all go to their homes.)
Setting 3 Spongebob's house, bedroom, 10:00 (Spongebob and Gary are about to go to sleep)
Spongebob: This was a long day. I'm pooped. Good night, Gary.
Gary: Meow. (they go to sleep. now you are about to know why I called the 4th chapter "Everything Twists".)
Setting 4: Spongebob's dream: Spongebob's house. (Spongebob and Gary is sleeping until the foghorn alarm rings, at midnight.)
Spogebob: I's morning already? (looks outside the window.) Wait a minute, It is still night! But the clock is at 12:00 and I usally set it to. . . (they hear a bloodcurdling scream that startles them both.) (scared) Uh, I'll go down there. You stay here. (he goes into the living room. he is srprised to see a ghost maid.) What are you doing here? Who are you?
Ghost Maid: I can't find my blood!
Spongebob: What? (a dark purple vortex opens in the living room floor.)
Ghost Maid: That is the distorded vortex! (disappears. Spongebob gets sucked into the vortex.)
Setting 5: Spongebob's dream: Krusty Krab (the vortex spits Spongebob out into the Krusty Krab.)
Spongebob: Where are we? (someone comes out of the gallery.) Whose there? This place is closed.
Rain: It's me and it (holds up a handgun.) shall suck you in.
Spongebob: No It won't because. . . I am your master.
Rain: (laughs) Your powers won't work here. (pulls the trigger the bullet goses through the K.K window.) I'll see you, there. (dissappears.)
Spongebob: Who the heck is she? (the bullet in the window gets bigger and bigger until Spongebob gets sucked into total darkness.)
Setting 6: Spongebob's dream: Goo Lagoon (Spongebob appears at the Goo Lagoon. He is now in his beach clothes.)
Spongebob: I'm here but what am I doing here? (gasps) What the. . (he looks up and see that the sky is black with no clouds in it someone comes out from nowhere. it's Inuyasha. What's with all the cameos?)
Inuyasha: Are you the freak who released the distorted vortex on my world?
Spongebob: Heck no.
Inuyasha: LIAR! (he charges at Spongebob then he disappears.)
Spongebob: That was close. Who was he? (then zombes from Eternal Darkness and redeads from the Wind Waker and every kind of heartless creature from Kingdom Hearts appear from nowhere and surrond Spongebob.) What the heck? (someone jumps off from one of the big heartless creature. it's Riku from Kindom Hearts. He is in his heartless outfit.)
Riku: So, you think you can just release the distorted vortex and get away with it? Well you're wrong. (draws his sword.)
Spongebob: Are you the one controling these creatures?
Riku: No I control one group, they control the other ones.
Spongebob: Who?
Riku: No time. You must die! (he swats Spongebob to the ground. the enviorment suddenly turns red. Spongebob and everyone else gets sucked into the distorded vortex.)
Setting 7: alice in wonder land court; Spongtebob's dream. (the vortex spits Spongebob into a very familar looking court.)
Spongebob: Where am I now?
Yami Yugi: You are on trial. (turns around) And I am the judge! Balliff! (Homer Sinpson comes out.; he is the baliff.)
Homer: (In a Brittish accent.) jUDGE HE IS accused of releasing the distorded vortex, using his hypnotic powers to enslave people, and sexually harrasing Barbie.
Yami Yugi: Is it true? Did you get sexually harrased by Spongebob? (Barbie stands up and walks to Yugi)
Barbie: Yes he did your honor. I was teaching my class math when Spongebob broke in, flipped up my skirt, pulled down my blouse, and started feeling on my butt.
Spongebob: (to Barbie0 No I didn't.
Yami Yugi: (To Spongebob) Stut up. Barbie you may sit down. (she sits down.) Whoever got hypnotized by Spongebob stand up. (Leela and Fry from futurerama, Marge and Maude from the Simpsons, Kairi and Sora from Kingdom Hearts stands up.)
Fry: Your honor, we were all in busness class until Spongebob came in and hypnotized us all.
Yami Yugi: What did he make you do?
Fry: He made us go around gtown acting retarded an our underwear.
Leela: Can I kick Spongebob in his groin?
Yami Yugi: Yes. (she kicks Spongebob in his groin until the distorted vortex comes in.)
Distorded Vortex: I was not relealsed by the pourus freak.
Spongebob: Thank you. (holds his groin.)
Yami Yugi: Well, you are still going to be punished on three counts.
Spongebob: What? (the distorted vortexx sucks in Spongebob.)
Setting 8: in front of Spongebob's house (the vortex spits him out back to where this dream started. Spongebob is in his normal clothes and the sky is still black. an angry mob heads for Spongebob. he goes into Patrick's rock..)
Patrick: I've been waiting for you. (thew distorded vortexx appears in the floor.)
Distorded Vortex; You must be executed as soon as possible. (it and the room gets bigger. everyone that was in trhe courtroom appears.)
Yami Yugi: This is your punishment. (Patrick pushes him in. Songebob falls into the dimehnsion that looked like the fly of dispair. when he reaches a certain point, the dream ends.)
And that's why this chapter was called "Everything Twists.) Will the nightmare mean something? You will find ouit in the coinclusion of my 1st fanfic, "Hypnotic Loss."