A/N: I need reviews, and ideas for plots. For now, I'm not gonna put up another chapter till I get a real good idea. (And now, the amazing author of the Pencil Show! The entire reason I exist on Yahoo! (Don't ask.) And the most popular fic on ff.net! (Once again, don't ask.) Disclaimer: The flesh-eating cheese belongs to me, the plot belongs to me! Harry, the Dursleys, and *dramatic* "Incendio!" belong to J.K. Rowling, the publishers of the book (and to the characters themselves, as they DO exist, ya know)

Chapter 2!

A Short Story

Harry finally turned the Dursleys into frogs and made them into his slaves. Then some evil flesh-eating cheese came and ate the Dursleys, but Harry burnt them with "Incendio!" and ate them for lunch.

The End.

A/N: Isn't that nice?