A/N: It's a weird, weird world. This is the second chapter of Hermione's
Weird Day, no longer called that. It's now known as "Insanity of Harry
Potter Fanfic Authors," (dumb name, ne?) or IHPFA! Oink! (Note: The random
comments in there are Hermione, Ron, and Harry. Harry is bold, Hermione is
underline, and Ron is italic.)
Disclaimer: Do I really need this? Read the first chapter for this, dangit.
Last time on Dragon Ball Z:
RT (Random Teacher): Begin your exams now! (Harry, Ron, and Hermione (Audience: *gasp*) begin writing something.) The title shows up.
Chapter 2
The Marauders' Butt V2 Returns
(Note: The Butt doesn't belong to me.)
Sirius jumped in suddenly, tapping the Butt 9 times, creating a map. Then, the Twins backflipped in and began to throw random items around, including Canary Creams and, weirdly, fake Marauder's Maps. Random people began to run in, including Hermione, Ron, and Cho. Then, suddenly they tapped the Butt random times (short and long), which created a big explosion (causing a Hogwarts III to be built), made invisible Dungbombs (which were used in another "military attack on the Great Hall", Red Scar style!) (Geez, 'Mione, you're hogging the quill.) (Too bad, Ron.) TOO BAD?! YES, YOU GIT! (Note: This is Harry right here.) (WILL YOU TWO PLEASE SHUT (AND GROW) UP!?) okay. Okay. (Tiny font!) And then, suddenly, Albus's undies were stolen by Voldie again, which triggered NASA to launch missiles, and they were set to "Lock Target Mode" this time, and Voldie lived with them happily ever after, as..."Friends!" I didn't even read that story, just read the script of this...WAIT, THERE'S A SCRIPT? And now, back to our story. (Ron's crying in the bathroom now.) The story lost a plot, and they were lost in the land of...DIAGON ALLEY! They suddenly bought Firebolt Mark XVI brooms and rode on 'em back to Hogwarts III (as the 1st and 2nd ones were destroyed by the Dungbomb Tornado and Atomic Bomb Thingy explosion) (Yep, I think up cheesy names! How many words is this?) to find that...DRACO HAD KIDNAPPED CHO! Harry (I?) didn't care, he was too busy making out with Hermione to find out. And then... HEY! WHO'S THERE? I am the almighty Author! Watch! *makes Draco suddenly fall in love with RT* Whoa, that's cool! Hey, wait...I'm an author, too! So am I! Ya got that right! (Yep, I'm another dumb author who inserts him/herself into his/her own story. Get used to it. This ain't even a page long. So, I'll insert some random words.) MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT
Okay, done! Now, that was pointless. That was COOL! I'm an Author! RON! SHUT UP! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD! (Ooh.) Aw, guys, come on! I got some pizza. YAY! (Ron's crying. AGAIN.) Okay, let's do something. Uh...let's wait till the next chapter, I'm too lazy to do anything.
End!
Impressive, isn't it?
A/N: I'm gonna put review responses here, like so many other authors.
The Insane One – Thanks! Now I need another plot!
Sheriff of Nottingham – It wasn't? Why not?
The Jade Princess – Thanks! Now, to get even weirder…and funnier…I MUST MAKE VOLDIE ATTACK RABID CHEESE-ADDICTED SKUNKS!
Next chapter: The Butt explodes, and a new plot is found! Next time on Dragon Ball...err, IHPFA: The Aftermath of Stupidity. Hermione's quill explodes, the exam ends, and I'm a Billy-Bob! (Note: This is 6th year, yet I ain't 16…)
Disclaimer: Do I really need this? Read the first chapter for this, dangit.
Last time on Dragon Ball Z:
RT (Random Teacher): Begin your exams now! (Harry, Ron, and Hermione (Audience: *gasp*) begin writing something.) The title shows up.
Chapter 2
The Marauders' Butt V2 Returns
(Note: The Butt doesn't belong to me.)
Sirius jumped in suddenly, tapping the Butt 9 times, creating a map. Then, the Twins backflipped in and began to throw random items around, including Canary Creams and, weirdly, fake Marauder's Maps. Random people began to run in, including Hermione, Ron, and Cho. Then, suddenly they tapped the Butt random times (short and long), which created a big explosion (causing a Hogwarts III to be built), made invisible Dungbombs (which were used in another "military attack on the Great Hall", Red Scar style!) (Geez, 'Mione, you're hogging the quill.) (Too bad, Ron.) TOO BAD?! YES, YOU GIT! (Note: This is Harry right here.) (WILL YOU TWO PLEASE SHUT (AND GROW) UP!?) okay. Okay. (Tiny font!) And then, suddenly, Albus's undies were stolen by Voldie again, which triggered NASA to launch missiles, and they were set to "Lock Target Mode" this time, and Voldie lived with them happily ever after, as..."Friends!" I didn't even read that story, just read the script of this...WAIT, THERE'S A SCRIPT? And now, back to our story. (Ron's crying in the bathroom now.) The story lost a plot, and they were lost in the land of...DIAGON ALLEY! They suddenly bought Firebolt Mark XVI brooms and rode on 'em back to Hogwarts III (as the 1st and 2nd ones were destroyed by the Dungbomb Tornado and Atomic Bomb Thingy explosion) (Yep, I think up cheesy names! How many words is this?) to find that...DRACO HAD KIDNAPPED CHO! Harry (I?) didn't care, he was too busy making out with Hermione to find out. And then... HEY! WHO'S THERE? I am the almighty Author! Watch! *makes Draco suddenly fall in love with RT* Whoa, that's cool! Hey, wait...I'm an author, too! So am I! Ya got that right! (Yep, I'm another dumb author who inserts him/herself into his/her own story. Get used to it. This ain't even a page long. So, I'll insert some random words.) MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT MARAUDERSBUTT
Okay, done! Now, that was pointless. That was COOL! I'm an Author! RON! SHUT UP! I WISH YOU WERE DEAD! (Ooh.) Aw, guys, come on! I got some pizza. YAY! (Ron's crying. AGAIN.) Okay, let's do something. Uh...let's wait till the next chapter, I'm too lazy to do anything.
End!
Impressive, isn't it?
A/N: I'm gonna put review responses here, like so many other authors.
The Insane One – Thanks! Now I need another plot!
Sheriff of Nottingham – It wasn't? Why not?
The Jade Princess – Thanks! Now, to get even weirder…and funnier…I MUST MAKE VOLDIE ATTACK RABID CHEESE-ADDICTED SKUNKS!
Next chapter: The Butt explodes, and a new plot is found! Next time on Dragon Ball...err, IHPFA: The Aftermath of Stupidity. Hermione's quill explodes, the exam ends, and I'm a Billy-Bob! (Note: This is 6th year, yet I ain't 16…)