Xenosaga the GE project
Authors note: The characters do not belong to me so flock off!
Now after a long break I have returned to writing humor fics.
Our story begins in the middle of the Milky Way aboard the Durandal.
Mary: Little master a ship is hailing up!
Jr: Lets see what they have to say put them on.
???: We want you to go to lost Jerusalem to stop a mad man from destroying everything!
Jr: That planet is lost!
???: We have the coordinates it is on the 3d arm of the galaxy here is the code for the jump and here is the money it is on the UMN.
Jr: HOLYSHIT!
???: I knew you would like it!
Then the space around them starts to destort.
Jr: WHAT THE HELL!
???: Go in the wormhole know it is protecting us from the changes in the time line go and you will reach the Earth in the year 2003 go now!
The Durandal jumps in to the hole and they see the Earth.
Meanwhile in the White house a man in a weird clothes is telling the President about the ultimate weapon in Vatican City.
???: Bush there is a weapon in Rome and with it you can take out Saddam with one person alone.
Bush: Hmmm prove it!
???: Ok you see those objects that your jets are fighting watch.
He presses a button that make aht objects turn into AGWS.
They then blow up all of the jets in one second.
Bush: WHAT!
???: Give me the go ahead or I'll blow up Washington!
Bush: Ok go Colin Powell will give it to you.
???: HEHEHEHEH!
The Durandal just saw what happened in the air.
Jr: Oh my God! Hammer tap into their computers!
Hammer: Ok these are so easy done!
Jr: Ok they want to go to the Vatican ok send Chaos and Kos-mos and Ziggy to Rome we have to stop him!
Later the ship enters the atmousphere.
Bush hears in the Pentagon that a ship is entering the atmoushpere.
Bush: Send some planes up there let us try to stop this one!
Chief of Staff: No we'll lose!
Bush: Um I the President listen to my orders
Chief: Ok.
Random military guy: Hey we can try to contact them!
Bush: Lets try!
Jr: Who is trying to hail us put them on!
Hammer: Ok!
Bush: I am the president of the United um.. States please comply!
Jr: HOLY SHIT IT'S THE WORLDS STUPIDEST LEADER GEORGE W BUSH!
Bush: I ain stupid who are you your to young'n to command a ship like that!
Jr: Shut up where I come from that is how it is!
Bush: Tell those jets to blow them out of the sky!
Jr: Heh.
Pilot: What it's to fast!
Chaos and the others hop out over Rome.
Chaos: Time to shut up the pope!
They land in a Vatican building.
Ziggy: We are near the room of the Pope.
Kos-mos walks a bit before a cardinal sees her.
Cardinal: How are doing beautiful?
Kos-mos: My data banks tell me priests are not suposeded to be perverts.
Cardinal: I am a HOLY pervert did anyone tell you you have a nice bust?
Kos-mos: Die.
She shoots him with the X buster.
Cardinal: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
A tourist walks in to see Kos-mos.
Tourist: DAMN BITCH YOU ONE FINE ASS HO!
Kos-mos: You pervert!
She hits him R scythe.
Tourist: AHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN THAT BITCH HITS HARD!
Then the Pope walks in.
Pope: What are you doing in my holy house!
Kos-mos: You have some thing that does not belong to you.
Chaos: Everyone be careful he is no ordinary force!
The Pope turns into Eins Rugel.
Chaos: That's it time to take you out he shows them his true form then he beats the piss out of the Pope.
Pope: GAH I'VE LOST AAAHHHHHHHH!
The Vatican blows up.
Chaos: That was close!
???: Damn it that fool pope destroyed the AWGS!
To be continued....
Authors note: The characters do not belong to me so flock off!
Now after a long break I have returned to writing humor fics.
Our story begins in the middle of the Milky Way aboard the Durandal.
Mary: Little master a ship is hailing up!
Jr: Lets see what they have to say put them on.
???: We want you to go to lost Jerusalem to stop a mad man from destroying everything!
Jr: That planet is lost!
???: We have the coordinates it is on the 3d arm of the galaxy here is the code for the jump and here is the money it is on the UMN.
Jr: HOLYSHIT!
???: I knew you would like it!
Then the space around them starts to destort.
Jr: WHAT THE HELL!
???: Go in the wormhole know it is protecting us from the changes in the time line go and you will reach the Earth in the year 2003 go now!
The Durandal jumps in to the hole and they see the Earth.
Meanwhile in the White house a man in a weird clothes is telling the President about the ultimate weapon in Vatican City.
???: Bush there is a weapon in Rome and with it you can take out Saddam with one person alone.
Bush: Hmmm prove it!
???: Ok you see those objects that your jets are fighting watch.
He presses a button that make aht objects turn into AGWS.
They then blow up all of the jets in one second.
Bush: WHAT!
???: Give me the go ahead or I'll blow up Washington!
Bush: Ok go Colin Powell will give it to you.
???: HEHEHEHEH!
The Durandal just saw what happened in the air.
Jr: Oh my God! Hammer tap into their computers!
Hammer: Ok these are so easy done!
Jr: Ok they want to go to the Vatican ok send Chaos and Kos-mos and Ziggy to Rome we have to stop him!
Later the ship enters the atmousphere.
Bush hears in the Pentagon that a ship is entering the atmoushpere.
Bush: Send some planes up there let us try to stop this one!
Chief of Staff: No we'll lose!
Bush: Um I the President listen to my orders
Chief: Ok.
Random military guy: Hey we can try to contact them!
Bush: Lets try!
Jr: Who is trying to hail us put them on!
Hammer: Ok!
Bush: I am the president of the United um.. States please comply!
Jr: HOLY SHIT IT'S THE WORLDS STUPIDEST LEADER GEORGE W BUSH!
Bush: I ain stupid who are you your to young'n to command a ship like that!
Jr: Shut up where I come from that is how it is!
Bush: Tell those jets to blow them out of the sky!
Jr: Heh.
Pilot: What it's to fast!
Chaos and the others hop out over Rome.
Chaos: Time to shut up the pope!
They land in a Vatican building.
Ziggy: We are near the room of the Pope.
Kos-mos walks a bit before a cardinal sees her.
Cardinal: How are doing beautiful?
Kos-mos: My data banks tell me priests are not suposeded to be perverts.
Cardinal: I am a HOLY pervert did anyone tell you you have a nice bust?
Kos-mos: Die.
She shoots him with the X buster.
Cardinal: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!
A tourist walks in to see Kos-mos.
Tourist: DAMN BITCH YOU ONE FINE ASS HO!
Kos-mos: You pervert!
She hits him R scythe.
Tourist: AHHHHHHHHHHH DAMN THAT BITCH HITS HARD!
Then the Pope walks in.
Pope: What are you doing in my holy house!
Kos-mos: You have some thing that does not belong to you.
Chaos: Everyone be careful he is no ordinary force!
The Pope turns into Eins Rugel.
Chaos: That's it time to take you out he shows them his true form then he beats the piss out of the Pope.
Pope: GAH I'VE LOST AAAHHHHHHHH!
The Vatican blows up.
Chaos: That was close!
???: Damn it that fool pope destroyed the AWGS!
To be continued....