(A/N: So many chapters, so little time to type 'em!)
Disclaimer: I belong to me. Potter, Granger, Malfoy, etc. belong to Rowling- sama.
I, the author, proclaim the form of Kuririn, the property of Akira Toriyama! YEP.
CHAPTER EIGHT
THE INSANITY OF THE SELF-INSERTED FANFIC
OR
MARS BUNNIES ATTACK!
Yup, you guessed it.
Okay, let's get to the chapter, durnit.
Suddenly, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger-Potter burst out of the wall, snogging. They crashed into Kuririn, and then they got up, went into a room, and you know what happens next.wait, you don't? Wait until 5th grade, they teach you about it then.
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The author screamed yet again as a calculator attacked him, and a bunch of pencils typed for him.
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Harry: Did you hear that?
Hermione: Naw, you're just hearing things.
*They resume doing what they're doing*
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Kuririn: Damn ungrateful characters.
Harry: WHAT WAS THAT?
Kuririn: *repeats what he just said, only louder*
Harry blinked.
Kuririn: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
Harry: .
Hermione: You did?
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Ron: You did?
Lavender: You did?
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Everyone else: You did?
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Harry: YES, I DID!
All: Oh. Okay then.
Kuririn suddenly messily combusted, and then reappeared.
Kuririn: What happened to you guys?
All: *glare at Kuririn*
Everyone was covered in blood/guts/anything that's inside Kuririn's body at the moment.
Oops.
*fixes it*
Narrator: And so, the day became even more insane, with rubber chickens spouting out of the wall, and Fred and George dragging Percy in with one carrot in each of his nostrils.
(It did?)
Narrator: Ask yourself that.
(Okay.)
(It did?)
Yep.
(Oh. Good.)
THE BEST..PART..OF WAKING UP..IS FOLGERS IN YOUR CUP! Everybody: *looks at Kuririn weirdly*
What?
WHAT?
Everybody: Nothing.
Suddenly, pink fluffy bunnies attacked!
Hermione: Ooh, how cute!
All other girls within a 200-mile radius: Ooh, how cute!
Woo.
And the chapter comes to a short end.
Narrator: THE END.OR IS IT?
All: IT BETTER BE!
Narrator and I: Too bad!
(A/N: Wasn't that an odd chapter? It wasn't? *cries for seven days and seven nights*
It was? Oh, goody!)
There were no reviews submitted between the posting of chapter seven and this chapter, so there are no review answers in this chapter.
Next: The evil CD cases plot against me yet again..AAH! THEY'RE HERE!
*Chappie title: The Attack of the CD Cases*
Disclaimer: I belong to me. Potter, Granger, Malfoy, etc. belong to Rowling- sama.
I, the author, proclaim the form of Kuririn, the property of Akira Toriyama! YEP.
CHAPTER EIGHT
THE INSANITY OF THE SELF-INSERTED FANFIC
OR
MARS BUNNIES ATTACK!
Yup, you guessed it.
Okay, let's get to the chapter, durnit.
Suddenly, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger-Potter burst out of the wall, snogging. They crashed into Kuririn, and then they got up, went into a room, and you know what happens next.wait, you don't? Wait until 5th grade, they teach you about it then.
-----------
The author screamed yet again as a calculator attacked him, and a bunch of pencils typed for him.
-----------
Harry: Did you hear that?
Hermione: Naw, you're just hearing things.
*They resume doing what they're doing*
-----------
Kuririn: Damn ungrateful characters.
Harry: WHAT WAS THAT?
Kuririn: *repeats what he just said, only louder*
Harry blinked.
Kuririn: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
Harry: .
Hermione: You did?
--------
Ron: You did?
Lavender: You did?
--------
Everyone else: You did?
--------
Harry: YES, I DID!
All: Oh. Okay then.
Kuririn suddenly messily combusted, and then reappeared.
Kuririn: What happened to you guys?
All: *glare at Kuririn*
Everyone was covered in blood/guts/anything that's inside Kuririn's body at the moment.
Oops.
*fixes it*
Narrator: And so, the day became even more insane, with rubber chickens spouting out of the wall, and Fred and George dragging Percy in with one carrot in each of his nostrils.
(It did?)
Narrator: Ask yourself that.
(Okay.)
(It did?)
Yep.
(Oh. Good.)
THE BEST..PART..OF WAKING UP..IS FOLGERS IN YOUR CUP! Everybody: *looks at Kuririn weirdly*
What?
WHAT?
Everybody: Nothing.
Suddenly, pink fluffy bunnies attacked!
Hermione: Ooh, how cute!
All other girls within a 200-mile radius: Ooh, how cute!
Woo.
And the chapter comes to a short end.
Narrator: THE END.OR IS IT?
All: IT BETTER BE!
Narrator and I: Too bad!
(A/N: Wasn't that an odd chapter? It wasn't? *cries for seven days and seven nights*
It was? Oh, goody!)
There were no reviews submitted between the posting of chapter seven and this chapter, so there are no review answers in this chapter.
Next: The evil CD cases plot against me yet again..AAH! THEY'RE HERE!
*Chappie title: The Attack of the CD Cases*