(A/N: Whee!)
Disclaimer: Read previous chapters for disclaimer.
You know what I hate?
Two words: Bad spelling.
I'm doing this in movie script format.
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Suddenly, HARRY popped up out of nowhere, and a bunch of random characters appeared and fell on him.
HARRY: Ow.
The CHAPTER TITLE chose to fall from the sky at that time, and hit everyone.
ALL: OW!
CHAPTER NINE
THE ATTACK OF THE CD CASES
HARRY: ...
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KURIRIN: You did?
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EVERYONE ELSE: You did?!
HERMIONE chose that moment to make out with HARRY again.
And HARRY chose that moment to run to the nearest bedroom.
(A/N: Meaning this chapter's rating gets bumped up to R if the scene is shown.)
ALL (minus HARRY and HERMIONE, who are currently doing "something"): Otay then.
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RON suddenly jumped out of a wall and began to hex KURIRIN over and over, angry about his evil role in CHAPTER 7. And being defeated.
KURIRIN: ..What, you thought those hexes were actually going to work on me? *grins*
KURIRIN suddenly shot a small blast at RON, causing him to fly back into the wall he broke into KURIRIN's 'humble' abode with.
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SMALL AMOUNT OF H/H SMUT SCENE IS SHOWN, BEFORE BEING CENS0RED AGAIN
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3 hours later...
HARRY and HERMIONE walked out of the bedroom, panting.
FRED and GEORGE: What were you two doing in there?
HARRY and HERMIONE, blushing quite heavily: Nothing.
FRED and GEORGE, whispering: We know what you "did." *wink*
(A/N: Bad Weasley twins! Implying that they did "that" in a fic rated PG! DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO BE PUT BACK INTO..*drumroll, dramatic music* THE BOX?!)
FRED and GEORGE: No.
(A/N: Okay then.)
Suddenly, a KAMIKAZE WATERMELON went whizzing by, hitting RON in the face, causing his head to fall off.
GINNY and LAVENDER, RON's love slaves: Noooo! Ron!
KURIRIN: Oh, put a sock in it! *makes GINNY and LAVENDER make out with each other*
(A/N: No, I am not doing this to gross everyone out; I'm doing this to make myself, and hopefully some others, laugh.)
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A STICK FIGURE walks up to a machine and presses a button with a brick wall above it. A few cars drive by, but hit the wall.
The STICK walks up to the next button, which releases the KAMIKAZE WATERMELON. It presses the button, and the KAMIKAZE WATERMELON crashes into the wall.
The STICK walks up to the NEXT button, which causes the EARTH to explode.
It presses the button, and everyone dies.
KURIRIN presses a button next to his computer that restores EVERYTHING except for the STICK FIGURE. (Which is stolen from a Flash movie named "The Demented Cartoon Movie," quite frankly.)
And here...
...is where the fic ends!
Not!
Suddenly, a CD CASE hit KURIRIN on the head.
Another one hit HERMIONE, and then it began to rain CD CASES.
Also, some ICE CREAM began to rain down from the sky.
KURIRIN: *eats some ice cream* Mmm..*is hit by a CD CASE* Aaaah! It's the end of the world!
A sign dropped from the sky, and hit KURIRIN in the head. It read: {REPENT, REPENT, AND SIN NO MORE!}
KURIRIN repented.
The CD CASES stopped falling.
THE WORLD WAS SAVED ONCE AGAIN, THANKS TO THE SMALL VERSION OF KURIRIN FROM DBZ! *Japanese DBZ theme begins to play*
KURIRIN: Um, what was I doing?
HARRY and HERMIONE: *grin at each other, and head back to the bedroom, where the cens0ring began once again.
KURIRIN: Oi.
(A/N: Thanks for the reviews!
Ivory Tower: Wow, you reviewed four times in a row!
a. It reminds you of a movie? Odd, I didn't seem to want it to do that..
b. Bunnies! THE ODDNESS IS INVADING THE PRINGLES CANS! AAAH!
c. Suddenly, the Sun grew smaller, but it ate a piece of chicken and became normal again! Rather, 'normal' as an insane one would say.
d. I won't stop the insanity!
An army appeared, saying "STOP THE INSANITY!"
No!
NO!
NO!
The army imploded.)
Snippets from the Next Chapter:
Trelawney: I have foreseen that the house-elves' pie will attack soon! BE ON YOUR NERVES!
Harry and Ron quit the class, suddenly, because it was becoming too routinely.
That was when the pie attacked Hogwarts again, quite frankly.
CHAPTER 10
or
INSANE WARS: EPISODE II
ATTACK OF THE PIES
See you next chapter!
Disclaimer: Read previous chapters for disclaimer.
You know what I hate?
Two words: Bad spelling.
I'm doing this in movie script format.
------
Suddenly, HARRY popped up out of nowhere, and a bunch of random characters appeared and fell on him.
HARRY: Ow.
The CHAPTER TITLE chose to fall from the sky at that time, and hit everyone.
ALL: OW!
CHAPTER NINE
THE ATTACK OF THE CD CASES
HARRY: ...
----
KURIRIN: You did?
----
EVERYONE ELSE: You did?!
HERMIONE chose that moment to make out with HARRY again.
And HARRY chose that moment to run to the nearest bedroom.
(A/N: Meaning this chapter's rating gets bumped up to R if the scene is shown.)
ALL (minus HARRY and HERMIONE, who are currently doing "something"): Otay then.
-------
RON suddenly jumped out of a wall and began to hex KURIRIN over and over, angry about his evil role in CHAPTER 7. And being defeated.
KURIRIN: ..What, you thought those hexes were actually going to work on me? *grins*
KURIRIN suddenly shot a small blast at RON, causing him to fly back into the wall he broke into KURIRIN's 'humble' abode with.
-----
SMALL AMOUNT OF H/H SMUT SCENE IS SHOWN, BEFORE BEING CENS0RED AGAIN
-----
3 hours later...
HARRY and HERMIONE walked out of the bedroom, panting.
FRED and GEORGE: What were you two doing in there?
HARRY and HERMIONE, blushing quite heavily: Nothing.
FRED and GEORGE, whispering: We know what you "did." *wink*
(A/N: Bad Weasley twins! Implying that they did "that" in a fic rated PG! DO YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO BE PUT BACK INTO..*drumroll, dramatic music* THE BOX?!)
FRED and GEORGE: No.
(A/N: Okay then.)
Suddenly, a KAMIKAZE WATERMELON went whizzing by, hitting RON in the face, causing his head to fall off.
GINNY and LAVENDER, RON's love slaves: Noooo! Ron!
KURIRIN: Oh, put a sock in it! *makes GINNY and LAVENDER make out with each other*
(A/N: No, I am not doing this to gross everyone out; I'm doing this to make myself, and hopefully some others, laugh.)
-------
A STICK FIGURE walks up to a machine and presses a button with a brick wall above it. A few cars drive by, but hit the wall.
The STICK walks up to the next button, which releases the KAMIKAZE WATERMELON. It presses the button, and the KAMIKAZE WATERMELON crashes into the wall.
The STICK walks up to the NEXT button, which causes the EARTH to explode.
It presses the button, and everyone dies.
KURIRIN presses a button next to his computer that restores EVERYTHING except for the STICK FIGURE. (Which is stolen from a Flash movie named "The Demented Cartoon Movie," quite frankly.)
And here...
...is where the fic ends!
Not!
Suddenly, a CD CASE hit KURIRIN on the head.
Another one hit HERMIONE, and then it began to rain CD CASES.
Also, some ICE CREAM began to rain down from the sky.
KURIRIN: *eats some ice cream* Mmm..*is hit by a CD CASE* Aaaah! It's the end of the world!
A sign dropped from the sky, and hit KURIRIN in the head. It read: {REPENT, REPENT, AND SIN NO MORE!}
KURIRIN repented.
The CD CASES stopped falling.
THE WORLD WAS SAVED ONCE AGAIN, THANKS TO THE SMALL VERSION OF KURIRIN FROM DBZ! *Japanese DBZ theme begins to play*
KURIRIN: Um, what was I doing?
HARRY and HERMIONE: *grin at each other, and head back to the bedroom, where the cens0ring began once again.
KURIRIN: Oi.
(A/N: Thanks for the reviews!
Ivory Tower: Wow, you reviewed four times in a row!
a. It reminds you of a movie? Odd, I didn't seem to want it to do that..
b. Bunnies! THE ODDNESS IS INVADING THE PRINGLES CANS! AAAH!
c. Suddenly, the Sun grew smaller, but it ate a piece of chicken and became normal again! Rather, 'normal' as an insane one would say.
d. I won't stop the insanity!
An army appeared, saying "STOP THE INSANITY!"
No!
NO!
NO!
The army imploded.)
Snippets from the Next Chapter:
Trelawney: I have foreseen that the house-elves' pie will attack soon! BE ON YOUR NERVES!
Harry and Ron quit the class, suddenly, because it was becoming too routinely.
That was when the pie attacked Hogwarts again, quite frankly.
CHAPTER 10
or
INSANE WARS: EPISODE II
ATTACK OF THE PIES
See you next chapter!