A/N: Yay! New chapter!

*fans swarm Author's house, causing him to be forced to live in a cardboard box*

Aww man, they did it AGAIN!

Oh well, on with the story!

Harry: You forgot the disclaimer!

You can do it for me!

Harry: Fine, fine.

Harry: Harry Potter and anything related to the books belong to J.K. Rowling. Everything else belongs to me, 'cept Kuririn, who belongs to Akira Toriyama.

Yay! On with the chapter-typing-ness!

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Harry Potter was just walkin' around, when he got annihilated by the chapter title, who was being chased by a flashback.

Chapter Title: Aieee!

Flashback: Stop running, damnit!

CHAPTER XIII

THE TRANSFORMATION

*Warning! Warning! Temporal distortion detected!*

Kuririn: Aw cra-

Kuririn got transported to some random person's lab, and said person had a hell of a lot of Saiyajin and Pokemon DNA, and lots of metal parts.

Suddenly, his entire right side burnt off, and the Saiyajin and Pokemon DNA were inserted into his left arm. The metal parts were put onto his right side, and skin was put over 'em.

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Author: That was short, wasn't it?

Rabid Fans: OF COURSE IT WAS.

Author: Aiee!

The Author attempted to run away from the Rabid Fans.

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Kuririn: What the hell is happening to me...?

Evil Voice: Mwahahahahahaha!

Kuririn: Who are you?

Evil Voice: Why, I am...

Wily: Dr. Wily!

Kuririn: Who?

Wily: You know, the guy who created Zero from Megaman X?

Kuririn: Nope. Still don't know you.

Wily: Bah, who cares...Computer, activate power surges one through eight!

Kuririn: Power sur-

Suddenly, a huge amount of energy was forced into Kuririn's body, and 7 more, each larger than the last, were forced into his body. Kuririn's body let out a little bit of steam, and then he grinned.

Kuririn: Dr. Wily, did you REALLY think that would work?

Wily: Nope.

Kuririn: Oh well.

Kuririn blasted the top of the Skull Fortress, causing it to begin to implode.

As usual, Wily got away in his saucer, but Kuririn couldn't teleport back to the DBZ world yet, because he didn't know how to travel through time.

Kuririn: Wait, can't I just press this yellow button?

Yup.

Kuririn: Okay.

Kuririn pressed the yellow button, and was transported to a world where the Harry Potter characters existed, and also the DBZ characters.

Kuririn: Uh...where the hell am I now?

Gokou: Sure aren't in hell!

Kuririn: Gokou, is that you?

Gokou: Yup.

Kuririn: Whee! The pie runs rampant!

Gokou: Hey, that was MY line!

Kuririn: It's mine now! Muwahahahaha!

Suddenly, a swarm of flying chickens without wings flew by Gokou and Kuririn's ears, and they both jumped.

Wingless Flying Chicken #1: Hullo!

Kuririn: What the hell are you?

Wingless Flying Chickens #1-600: We're the Wingless Flying Chickens!

Kuririn: Oh!

You see, Kuririn, I put 'em in this chapter because I wanted to.

All: Author!

What?

All: You've broken the fourth wall again!

I have?

All: No.

Oh!

Suddenly, James Potter flew by on some broom, and crashed into Kuririn.

Kuririn: Hey, James! You okay?

James: Yeah, just hurt.

Kuririn: Yay! Now we get to go and eat Hogwarts again!

Gokou: What's Hogwarts?

Kuririn: School of witchcraft and wizardry.

Gokou: Oh.

Kuririn: Can I type some random crap again?

Gokou: Okay!

Kuririn and Author: Some random crap again! Some random crap again! Woo!

...Wha?

Kuririn: Cheesy!

Aha!

(Okay, back to the story.)

Hijink: Where are we NOW?

Slippyslideperson: My name is Aryll.

Hijink: Damn! We've lost another name to Nintendo!

Aryll: Don't worry, fake brother! We'll get the copyright back!

Hijink: But YOUR name is copyrighted with Nintendo!

Aryll: Oh crap!

Suddenly, about 500 ninjas recruited by Shigeru Miyamoto surrounded the two, and then Hijink charged up his patented Supaa Spin Attack.

Hijink: Take thees!

Hijink swung the fully charged Master Sword around, and the force of a hurricane hit the ninjas, blowing them through the floor of the ocean.

Hijink: I win!

Kuririn: Aryll!

Hijink: ...Argh!

Aryll: Kuririn!!

Kuririn: Aryll, how I've missed you!

Aryll: Oh, Kuririn!

Aryll walks over to Kuririn and puts her head on his shoulder.

Hijink and Author: This is getting too mushy..

Suddenly, Aryll was teleported a few feet away.

Kuririn: Wha...Author!

Your fault for acting so romance-y!

Kuririn: That's 'cos Aryll and I love each other!

Don't make me shift the rating to PG-13!

Kuririn: Noo! Don't!

The Author uncovered the lever that changed the ratings, and changed it to PG-13.

Kuririn: Noooooooooo!

Suddenly, Kuririn and Aryll were turned into Ron and Lavender.

Ron: What the hell..AUTHOR! CHANGE ME BACK!

Lavender: I kinda like this body.

Ron: What?

Lavender: I said I liked it!

Ron: Okay...jeez, no one appreciates the guy with a hearing problem..

The Author turned Ron back into Kuririn, except that Kuririn now had realistic eyes, realistic hair, and a nose!

...Whoa! Now you look kinda cool!

Kuririn: I do?

Yup!

Kuririn: Yay!

Kuririn got so excited by this news that he transformed into a Supaa Saiyajin.

Lavender/Aryll: Whoa...that's cool!

SSj Kuririn: What is?

Lavender/Aryll: Your eyes turned green, and your hair turned blonde!

SSj Kuririn: I went Supaa Saiyajin?!

Lavender/Aryll: Yup!

Kuririn powered down, and he became normal Kuririn again.

Kuririn: Yellow-y.

Lavender: I like cheeses.

Harry: Funky chicken!

Hermione: Why am I in this chapter, anyways? I haven't been seen since..uh..2 chapters ago!

Harry: Too frickin' bad!

Hermione: Harr-

It was at that moment that Harry decided to start making out with Hermione again, and so they did so.

Kuririn: I'm feeling lonely.

Kuririn started to make out with Aryll, who was in Lavender's body, and they somehow moved into a bedroom, where they were found the next day under the covers, and if I revealed what happened, the rating would be raised to R.

About 40,000 people: Or NC-17, if the damn ff.net admins didn't decide to take out that rating!

Whoa...so many people.

Entire Population of China: Cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese--

Okay you guys, shut up!

Entire Population of China: Aww!

I don't need to spam stuff to get over 1,000 words in one chapter!

Entire Population of China: Yes you do! Chee-

SILENCE! I already have over 1,000 words! I don't need 2,000...wait, yes I do!

Kuririn: Okay, done!

Harry: Am done!

Hermione: Whoa! Harry, that was some good-

Silence! There are 10-year-olds reading this stuff!

H, H, K, L/A: There ARE?!

Duh! Why else would I have changed the rating?

Wait...I didn't actually change it...that was a fake lever!

Kuririn: YOU DIE NOW!

Kuririn fired a blast about the size of Pennsylvania at me, and I just barely smacked it into space, where it disintegrated an asteroid.

Whoa...that was fun.

Kuririn: Meh. You're just lucky that you weren't hit.

I am, eh?

Kuririn: Yes, of course you are!

No I'm not!

Kuririn: Yes you are!

NO I'M NOT!

Lavender/Aryll: Both of you shut up!

Kuririn, Author: As you wish.

Harry: That was pointless.

Hermione: Tell me about it.

TO BE CONTINUED

(A/N: This is so long!

Author Clone: It is?

Author: Yup.

No reviews were submitted after I posted the last chapter! ;.;

Fine, fine.

NEXT CHAPTER

CHAPTER XIV

I WANNA GET PSYCHO

Well, well, well! I'm taking the name off of the chorus of Disturbed - Meaning of Life!

This one will have the most random and insane things in the history of FanFiction.Net!

You're absolutely correct! THE SEIZURE ROBOTS!

Er...-whistles-

Kuririn: Why must I put up with a guy who steals copyrights left and right..

Because I said so, say?

Kuririn: You're not a gangster...you're not a gangster...

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