When Shrek Turned Human

It was a sunny day in old Shrek's swamp, He was bathing by the goo, When suddenly his wife said "GOODNESS! LOOK AT YOU!"

Shrek started to turn peach, All in a big commotion, Shrek replied "What is it my dear, Is it my sun lotion?"

But then dear Shrekky realised, He had grown some hair, His feet had now ten piggys, Wiggling in the air.

So he went to the doctor, But no-one knew his name, "You aren't Shrek, you silly old fool, You are quite insane!"

But all at once Shrek noted, He wasn't him anymore, So he traipsed off to the Y.M.C.A, And someone shouted "COR!"

You are well handsome!" Was this girls remark, He went off and married her Then had a child called Spark.

By zainy gal and brainy gal the twins of Dublin

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