(A/N-I'm trying an interesting Disclaimer. see how you like it)
D on't own Star Trek
I stole all the characters
S ulu and Spock aren't mine
C opied Chekov and his accent
L et me use Kirk
A nd his saying
I 'm James T. Kirk, Captain of the Star Ship Enterprise
M cCoy, I also took
E ven more I can't count
R eally, where would I be without Star Trek
(A/N-I owe my story to two things: One, Tavia. I read her stories and
decided I wanted to put one on Fanfiction too. Two, a random idea that
just popped into my head one day. Well, here goes)
Chapter 1 In which they get an invitation
Narrator-Our story starts with the bridge crew on the bridge.
Kirk-(sleeping) zzzzzzz Oh? what? I'm on? (to crew) You should have told me!
(looks around and realizes that the rest of the crew is also asleep) Turn up
that stupid theme song!
UBP(Unidentified backstage person)-Yes sir!
(Suddenly the theme song is loud enough to wake the dead)
Sulu-Turn it off! That theme song is loud enough to wake the dead!
(The rest of the crew has now woken up, most looking extremely
annoyed)
Spock-Seeing as the rest of the crew is now awake, keeping the song at that
volume is unnecessary.
Kirk-What? I can't hear you?
(Spock pauses, looking reluctant to raise his voice.)
Spock-(clearly) Captain, seeing as the rest of the crew is now awake,
keeping the song at the current volume is unnecessary.
Kirk-I still can't hear you! Speak louder!
(Spock pauses, and the rest of the bridge crew gets tired of the
screechy music)
All except Spock and Kirk-(shouting with their fingers stuffed in there ears)
Shut the music off!
Kirk-I still can't hear you. Better shut the music off.
(The music ends abruptly. Everyone turns to look at Kirk, who
reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tape recorder. He hits the play
button)
Kirk's voice from the recorder-Space: the final frontier. These are the
voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its 5-year mission: to explore
strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go
where no man has gone before!
Sulu-What's with the recorder?
Kirk-(looking astonished)You don't think I'm going to memorize that whole
long speech do you?
Sulu-Wellllll.......
Kirk-That reminds me! I forgot to bring my script! Uhura, project my lines unto
the view screen please.
Some strange symbols appear on the screen that look something like this:
sdf sgfsd gs;oie dpc ;asd/ alkd dkfj;ls sdlfj xcz. awo
xcmnzx cxz x pew ;vk
alpw. ape .v xpz.
Kirk-ummm, Uhura what's that?
Uhura-The Romulans seemed to have messed with your script, sir.
Kirk-Too bad. I guess I'll just have to make it up as I go along, just like I
usually do. (sounding official) Captain's log, Star date............ um, what's
the star date? Anyone?
Everyone looked at him cluelessly. Then Spock gave it a try.
Spock-I believe the Captain selects a series of contingent integers.
Kirk-So, I make it up at random.
Spock-Essentially.
Kirk-Captain's log star date 2390. Nothing of interest whatsoever has come up.
We are currently sitting in space waiting for something interesting to
happen.
Uhura-(As soon as he finished talking)We have a incoming message
from Beta Tarticulom.
Kirk-Where the heck is that?
Uhura-Like I know! Anyway, it's a-
(Just is she was about to say what it is, McCoy, sensing something
resembling a plot happening on the bridge, decides it is time for a visit)
McCoy-So, what's happenin' up here?
Kirk-Bones, don't you have patients to attend to?
McCoy-Nothing more important then being up here.
Kirk-Nothing's happening up here.
McCoy-Come on Jim, I'm a doctor not an idiot. I can sense when something's
going to happen.
Uhura-(looking impatient) Ahem! Might I continue?
Kirk-What?
Uhura-(loudly and importantly)It's an invitation to play The Gameshow of
Terror. Oh wait, that's crossed out. It's an invitation to play Who Wants To
Be A Millionaire In 2390.
Chekov-I vant to be a millionaire!
Kirk-Who doesn't? Where is it happening?
Uhura-Beta Tarticulom in a half hour.
Kirk-Great! Just in time! Everyone who wants to be a millionaire, follow me to
the transporters.
Narrator-As I'm sure you now, everyone on the bridge beamed down to the
planet. Even Spock found an excuse to come.
Kirk-(to everybody in general) So, where do we go?
Spock-Captain, perhaps it would be wise to follow the sign and arrow that says,
"Anyone who wants to be a millionaire, follow the arrow".
(They look and see a sign and arrow that says, Anyone who wants to be a
millionaire, follow the arrow.)
Kirk-Ha! That's just them trying to trick us! They're lying.
(They look at the sign again and see that there is fine print that says, And
no, we're not lying.)
McCoy-Wow! They thought of everything.
Narrator- Hey! You've been getting rid of all my lines and making them in
parentheses! This is a plot! How dare you! I'm the narrator, remember?
I'm the one who says The End. I could make your story end right now if I
wanted to.
Kirk-Come on, be quiet. I want to see what this game show is about.
McCoy-You should already know. It's in the script.
Kirk-Come on! You know I don't read the script.
McCoy-(relieved) Good! I'm not the only one.
Narrator-How dare you ignore me! Ha! Ignore this!
The End
Kirk-We can ignore that if we want to.
Narrator-No you can't! If you do, the story will make no sense!
Spock- I believe I am correct in saying the story has never made any logical sense.
McCoy-Well Spock, that's the first thing you've said all day that I can agree with.
Spock-(with raised eyebrows)Doctor-
Chekov-(interrupting)Vell, I don't know about anyvone else, but I'm going to get
avay from this narrator and follow the sign to the Game Show.
Kirk-What Game Show?
(The rest of the party drag Kirk off, leaving the narrator ranting)
Narrator-(ranting) You haven't seen the last of me yet! I'll be back to ruin this
story if it's the last thing I do!
(Hope you liked it R/R!!!!)
D on't own Star Trek
I stole all the characters
S ulu and Spock aren't mine
C opied Chekov and his accent
L et me use Kirk
A nd his saying
I 'm James T. Kirk, Captain of the Star Ship Enterprise
M cCoy, I also took
E ven more I can't count
R eally, where would I be without Star Trek
(A/N-I owe my story to two things: One, Tavia. I read her stories and
decided I wanted to put one on Fanfiction too. Two, a random idea that
just popped into my head one day. Well, here goes)
Chapter 1 In which they get an invitation
Narrator-Our story starts with the bridge crew on the bridge.
Kirk-(sleeping) zzzzzzz Oh? what? I'm on? (to crew) You should have told me!
(looks around and realizes that the rest of the crew is also asleep) Turn up
that stupid theme song!
UBP(Unidentified backstage person)-Yes sir!
(Suddenly the theme song is loud enough to wake the dead)
Sulu-Turn it off! That theme song is loud enough to wake the dead!
(The rest of the crew has now woken up, most looking extremely
annoyed)
Spock-Seeing as the rest of the crew is now awake, keeping the song at that
volume is unnecessary.
Kirk-What? I can't hear you?
(Spock pauses, looking reluctant to raise his voice.)
Spock-(clearly) Captain, seeing as the rest of the crew is now awake,
keeping the song at the current volume is unnecessary.
Kirk-I still can't hear you! Speak louder!
(Spock pauses, and the rest of the bridge crew gets tired of the
screechy music)
All except Spock and Kirk-(shouting with their fingers stuffed in there ears)
Shut the music off!
Kirk-I still can't hear you. Better shut the music off.
(The music ends abruptly. Everyone turns to look at Kirk, who
reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tape recorder. He hits the play
button)
Kirk's voice from the recorder-Space: the final frontier. These are the
voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its 5-year mission: to explore
strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go
where no man has gone before!
Sulu-What's with the recorder?
Kirk-(looking astonished)You don't think I'm going to memorize that whole
long speech do you?
Sulu-Wellllll.......
Kirk-That reminds me! I forgot to bring my script! Uhura, project my lines unto
the view screen please.
Some strange symbols appear on the screen that look something like this:
sdf sgfsd gs;oie dpc ;asd/ alkd dkfj;ls sdlfj xcz. awo
xcmnzx cxz x pew ;vk
alpw. ape .v xpz.
Kirk-ummm, Uhura what's that?
Uhura-The Romulans seemed to have messed with your script, sir.
Kirk-Too bad. I guess I'll just have to make it up as I go along, just like I
usually do. (sounding official) Captain's log, Star date............ um, what's
the star date? Anyone?
Everyone looked at him cluelessly. Then Spock gave it a try.
Spock-I believe the Captain selects a series of contingent integers.
Kirk-So, I make it up at random.
Spock-Essentially.
Kirk-Captain's log star date 2390. Nothing of interest whatsoever has come up.
We are currently sitting in space waiting for something interesting to
happen.
Uhura-(As soon as he finished talking)We have a incoming message
from Beta Tarticulom.
Kirk-Where the heck is that?
Uhura-Like I know! Anyway, it's a-
(Just is she was about to say what it is, McCoy, sensing something
resembling a plot happening on the bridge, decides it is time for a visit)
McCoy-So, what's happenin' up here?
Kirk-Bones, don't you have patients to attend to?
McCoy-Nothing more important then being up here.
Kirk-Nothing's happening up here.
McCoy-Come on Jim, I'm a doctor not an idiot. I can sense when something's
going to happen.
Uhura-(looking impatient) Ahem! Might I continue?
Kirk-What?
Uhura-(loudly and importantly)It's an invitation to play The Gameshow of
Terror. Oh wait, that's crossed out. It's an invitation to play Who Wants To
Be A Millionaire In 2390.
Chekov-I vant to be a millionaire!
Kirk-Who doesn't? Where is it happening?
Uhura-Beta Tarticulom in a half hour.
Kirk-Great! Just in time! Everyone who wants to be a millionaire, follow me to
the transporters.
Narrator-As I'm sure you now, everyone on the bridge beamed down to the
planet. Even Spock found an excuse to come.
Kirk-(to everybody in general) So, where do we go?
Spock-Captain, perhaps it would be wise to follow the sign and arrow that says,
"Anyone who wants to be a millionaire, follow the arrow".
(They look and see a sign and arrow that says, Anyone who wants to be a
millionaire, follow the arrow.)
Kirk-Ha! That's just them trying to trick us! They're lying.
(They look at the sign again and see that there is fine print that says, And
no, we're not lying.)
McCoy-Wow! They thought of everything.
Narrator- Hey! You've been getting rid of all my lines and making them in
parentheses! This is a plot! How dare you! I'm the narrator, remember?
I'm the one who says The End. I could make your story end right now if I
wanted to.
Kirk-Come on, be quiet. I want to see what this game show is about.
McCoy-You should already know. It's in the script.
Kirk-Come on! You know I don't read the script.
McCoy-(relieved) Good! I'm not the only one.
Narrator-How dare you ignore me! Ha! Ignore this!
The End
Kirk-We can ignore that if we want to.
Narrator-No you can't! If you do, the story will make no sense!
Spock- I believe I am correct in saying the story has never made any logical sense.
McCoy-Well Spock, that's the first thing you've said all day that I can agree with.
Spock-(with raised eyebrows)Doctor-
Chekov-(interrupting)Vell, I don't know about anyvone else, but I'm going to get
avay from this narrator and follow the sign to the Game Show.
Kirk-What Game Show?
(The rest of the party drag Kirk off, leaving the narrator ranting)
Narrator-(ranting) You haven't seen the last of me yet! I'll be back to ruin this
story if it's the last thing I do!
(Hope you liked it R/R!!!!)